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My girlfriend wants me to plan her a day as her christmas present. She knows i cant plan for shit as i hate planning. I have no clue what to do, so im askin you guys because i know you know whats up. i mean you guys are just on point when it comes to this type of thing. So, hopefully, you will help a fellow ooooonzer out and give me som ideas. Nothing fancy, i aint full of cash.

 

Sincerely,

 

snoozeone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps: it needs to stop fucking raining in Seattle. foreal.

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whats your girl's interests..?

if anything just plan something involving them

followed by dinner at her favorite restaraunt..

guranteed smash by the end of the night...

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roofie her and tell her that you stayed in trump towers for a week until she mouthed off to mike tyson, she got her ass kicked, and got you both kicked out. she'll never ask for anything else for christmas and save you a lot of money in the long run.

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If you don't know your girlfriend well enough to plan a day's worth of activities for her then your relationship is fucking doomed anyways.

 

Break up and save yourself the trouble

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come on dude, seattle is full of parks. wtf.

stroll around, take pics, buy her lunch

go to the mountain and do a hike

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usually you sheep are to busy nibbling on the crunchy shit particles left on each others assholes but theres some funny replies in here.

 

seriously though, roll up to vancouver for the day. amtrak from seattle is like 30 bucks and its comfy as fuck.

 

roll up, walk around town and take her to dinner while i construct a candain version of the rape tunnel in my house.

 

the tour starts as soon as the door opens and winds around to the stairs as we embark her on a journey she will truly, never forget.

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Ice skating, hot chocolate, then take her to a good restaurant.

 

Girls love stupid shit like that.

 

Then, of course, anal fun day.

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she likes to do outdoor shit. but where do you do that in seattle.

 

You don't get out much, do you?

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9:00am: wake up

9:10am: rough anal sex

10:00am: you shower while she makes breakfast

10:30am: start drinking heavily

12:00pm: injest viagra

1:00pm: injest heroin

1:10pm: rough anal sex

3:00pm: go back to sleep

5:00pm: ???

9:00pm: profit

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9:00am: wake up

9:10am: rough anal sex

10:00am: you shower while she makes breakfast

10:30am: start drinking heavily

12:00pm: injest viagra

1:00pm: injest heroin

1:10pm: rough anal sex

3:00pm: go back to sleep

5:00pm: ???

9:00pm: profit

 

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If you don't know your girlfriend well enough to plan a day's worth of activities for her then your relationship is fucking doomed anyways.

 

Break up and save yourself the trouble

 

 

yeah pretty much.

 

my 2 cents.

 

if the weathers good get some food and have a real short picnic, if you cant cook get sammichs from a good deli. if the weather sucks just pretend she doesnt like outdoors and go for a good meal.

 

then get her (and you?) a massage. a long massage, after thats done jump in the spa/steam room/sauna for a while.

 

most of those beauty therapy joints have massaging and spas and shit in the same building.

 

theres a suggestion for the first half, lift ya game up son

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