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I just shat at work for the first time in years.

 

I am extremely against guys shitting at work because it destroys all of the washrooms.

Most guys here crap a couple times a day on the regular, bomb the joint, don't use the air freshener or leave the fan on. Fuck those grimey motherfuckers!

 

I was in a meeting sitting next to my boss, & on a call with some Fortune 100 big-wigs. Meanwhile I'm squirming and wincing in pain, trying not to shart my pants. IT WAS FUCKING BRUTAL!! :crap:

 

Thank god my boss was focused on his computer screen and did not see the look of utter agony on my face. Every second ticking by was hell.

 

As soon as the call ended, I (ran)snuck into the ultra-secret toilet by HR and pulled a dumb-and-dumber.

 

It was epic - one of the best shits of my life. I feel like i just busted a nut and smoked a joint.

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