clizclean Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 take notes on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 whats a bogo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 srsly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 oh yeah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 take a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 EVERYONE YOU MEET, IS TRYING TO RIP YOU OFF. DO NOT LET THEM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 the police will find something illegal about your activity no matter what you are doing. talking on the phone outside could turn into a disturbing the peace citation. granted, it wont stick but they will still make you pay. be afraid of police, when they taser you and the COPS cameraman is in your face when the cop asks you why you ran, say its cus every time the police get within 10 feet of me i catch a charge. fuck the police. yesmad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 so wait...... yes umad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah yup Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 trick: pinch the bottom of the banana at the little black thing for another way to peel it. tip: use different soap for your face then ur nuts. even tho u might wash ur face before ur nuts, the next day u basically washed ur nuts before ur face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 unless they've shown you the video. admit NOTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 so wait...... yes umad? hell yeah! and what the dude above me said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 trick: pinch the bottom of the banana at the little black thing for another way to peel it. tip: use different soap for your face then ur nuts. even tho u might wash ur face before ur nuts, the next day u basically washed ur nuts before ur face. eating nanners backwards is gay, plus there's that black shit always in the last (your first) bite. i use antibacterial soap AND a wash cloth, which doesnt even matter if everyone else in my tub doesnt. but you're probably washing your face with your room mates nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 If you pinch it just right that lil black thing comes clean out of the banana. I only do this because of unskilled banana techniques cause me to squish the top of the banana when I attempt to peel it from the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 disregard black stuff eat bananas ... normally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 drink a 5th, then plead the 5th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 when you get arrested you no longer have to be read your miranda warnings. Look up the details of this, you'll be amazed/discouraged/enraged/enlightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 the police will find something illegal about your activity no matter what you are doing. talking on the phone outside could turn into a disturbing the peace citation. granted, it wont stick but they will still make you pay. be afraid of police, when they taser you and the COPS cameraman is in your face when the cop asks you why you ran, say its cus every time the police get within 10 feet of me i catch a charge. fuck the police. yesmad. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BART_Police_shooting_of_Oscar_Grant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 piss heals poison oak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 no comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 when you get arrested you no longer have to be read your miranda warnings. Look up the details of this, you'll be amazed/discouraged/enraged/enlightened. they havn't read anyone those shits for years on cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wafflecakee Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 never fly/travel sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 they havn't read anyone those shits for years on cops until very recently, if they didn't read you your rights the case could be thrown out immediately. Now, you have to inform them that you are aware of your rights and will be reserving your right to remain silent, or carry one of those cards that explains to the police that you won't be speaking and your lawyer is on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 FREEZE MEANS RUN snitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 "POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR!" means duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Allways take a pair of thongs when you know you are going to be using a foreign shower. When you go to take a shower wear dem shits! Dont fuck with married bitches! Dont take life to seriously. Be thankful for what you have. Money is not the route of all evil, Greed and selfishness is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 dont get mad, dont give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 when you get arrested you no longer have to be read your miranda warnings. Look up the details of this, you'll be amazed/discouraged/enraged/enlightened. I've been arrested more times than I care to admit in the last 7 years, and was never once read my Miranda Rights. I mentioned that to my lawyer once and he laughed, same way he did when i told him the cops beat my ass. "Unless there's a priest, a nun, and two video cameras there there's not really anything to do" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 on cops[/size] LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 miranda rights narrowed... http://detnews.com/article/20100601/METRO/6010394/Supreme-Court-narrows-Miranda-rights--keeps-Michigan-convict-in-prison i get what you're sayin for sure, when the police tell a judge something, he immediately believes it, truth or not. But to change the laws is a whole new level of tyranny against the american people. We are no longer allowed to exercise our rights to their full degree. Sorry for bringing this discussion here... should be in crossfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.feeny Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 to make money you need money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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