Drue_Down Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 dont pick your nose on a bumpy road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half n half Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 ^ hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 You can save a shitload of time in your daily life by not going on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 truth^^^. its like a blackhole. "im just gonna check it real quick"..(14 hrs later........) cut the middle part out of the cucumber.(where the seeds are) to eliminate cucumber burps. (so ive heard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocOne Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 all the life tips you need bundled up in one song. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 that's a wholesome video. you don't find that much on channel zero. props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Make sure your child support arrears are paid in full..if you're thinking about renewing or getting a passport. I tell you cuz i like you..i didnt tell my kid's dad, cuz i dont like him..and that shit will corner you. Upon application you have 30 days to PAY IN FULL ALL ARREARS. for renewal and 1st time application. If it is a renewal, you can only put off the 30 days twice, before you have to apply all over again. (but still have to pay all arrears). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 If you take your left thumb, and touch it to your left palm and make a fist as tight s you can you have no gag reflex. nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 fucking liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 similar to other people's scams- Fill a paper bag for mushrooms full of portabello or shitakes and line the top with a few normal browns- super savings, Big foodie oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 invest in the dank herbs. itll save you money if your wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 don't work for minimum wage. it will never pay off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Pissing in the wind is vagrant cologne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 stay constantly shitfaced... that way you'll never be hungry and you'll save money on food. oh, and beat your children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 :lol::lol:^^ edit* if you're waiting for something its already gone. idk somethin my neighbor told me yesterday wooaahh deeep br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rossi Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 If you ever find yourself having unprotected receptive anal sex with a drunken squaddie in a train toilet after making eye contact with him in the carriage mere moments before, don't let the semen trickle out of your arse, down your leg & onto your shoe coz apparently it's quite bad for leather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 some one ban this idiot already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 cosigned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 :lol::lol:^^ edit* if you're waiting for something its already gone. idk somethin my neighbor told me yesterday wooaahh deeep br0 = get off my lawn and get a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 read one of those books from high school that you couldn't figure out the point of them making you read. they are classics for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 drink more water then you think is necessary. unless your one off those fatass couch potatoes, in which case, get up and go outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DurkStevens Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I have tried both of those and failed... The first one just kept tryin to give me the same drink a thousand time and i eventually gave up. The pepsi one I got to the debug mode and forgot what to do after that...womp womp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i've had success with the first, but i've never tried the second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Humans dont need to eat every day to survive. Save money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notch Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 declare bankruptcy. fresh financial start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 just realized what bogo means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidfrmtexas Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 be nice to the ugly girl, she has hot friends that you dont know about be friends with girls that way you dont look like a dog be polite; dont act hard; if you want to be wise make yourself a fool dont dress like a thug; dont talk like one either, dont follow a crowd girls like alpha males so be the alpha male with a subtlety not outward be nice to cops; follow all rules that way if you are doing something wrong you got more liniency............most important of all.........dont settle for less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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