NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 11 hours ago, mr.yuck said: True people cranking one out what they think is gonna be a silent jank is always hilarious. I also had a propensity for catching dumb shit that no one else saw making me laugh for apparently no reason making me look crazy AF. Like this girl asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She was headed out of the class. When she got to the closed door she started knocking on it. Then she had a visible moment where she realized she was in the class room and didn't need to knock to leave. I immediately made eye contact with my homie and all he said out loud in the middle of the class was "I saw it too!" And we both started laughing out collective asses off. Tpbm - prefers 2000s rap music Hell naw. 90’s-2005 barely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 On 2/22/2023 at 10:20 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Hell naw. 90’s-2005 barely. Is this where the thread ends? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 11 hours ago, CALIgula said: Is this where the thread ends? Makes sense to me. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 TPBM aint got shit to say because the thread is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 False. I'll never shut the fuck up. Tpbm knows how to do some ballroom dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 False. TPBM can teach me how to Doogie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 false TPBM can doo the wop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 False. TPBM is Puff Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Sheeeeet. I wish! tpbm hasn't been on a trip in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 False, I get around TPBM has a desktop computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 True. Before we got smart TVs we had the computer hooked up to the TV to do streaming things. Now it's still just kinda there. The keyboard quit working. Should probably just throw that old piece of junk away but it's got a lot of pictures on it that need to be rescued first. Tpbm is a sucker for the romanticized version of the 1900s in America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 (edited) False - but I probably would have been better off if I was born like 60 years prior to my actual birthday. TPBM is satisfied with their life in general or TPBM has never eaten mustard. (choose your own adventure) Edited February 28, 2023 by fat ralphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 False - nothing is further from the truth personally. TPBM is wearing Nikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 True- shoes just feel better when I know they are made by children and marked up 8000% above cost. Tpbm- is wishes they could cough up the red pill and blue pill it the rest of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 On 3/3/2023 at 8:16 AM, mr.yuck said: True- shoes just feel better when I know they are made by children and marked up 8000% above cost. Tpbm- is wishes they could cough up the red pill and blue pill it the rest of the way. False. I was never into The Matrix. TPBM eats an onion like an apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 if it's small and pickled - TRUE TPBM is eating leftovers for lunch today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 False - I am not a big leftover fan. It's takes the right leftover meal and appetite. TPBM has a clean record 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 True - But I don’t eat them ever. Don’t remember the last one I had. I do like them though. TPBM has been watching the women’s World Cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 (edited) true but only the Australia matches. The person below me has over 2000 12ozprophet messages in the user sign up email. (I just deleted 2113 from my hotmail) Edited August 10, 2023 by Schnitzel bundy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 False, TPBM has gone to an internet cafe to check their email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 True, while deployed in both Kazakhstan and Kuwait. TPBM wakes up to an alarm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 False. I'm trying to load up on debt right before hyper inflation kicks in. Tpbm knows all the popular wedding dances 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 False. Maybe a slide or two but that’s it. TPBM will post the last picture they took of a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 There's some trees in here Tpbm is gonna get laid this weekend. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 You need to meet up with @Dark_Knightand have him show you where the hoes are at, cause I'm assuming he's the type of dude who knows where the hoes are at. But false, not this year. TPBM has sharted their pants in the last 3 years. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 true - just had an omelette and some cereal haha tpbm is currently single Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 False. In a triad kind of thing that's working quite well for me. TPBM Is caught up on chores (as much as one can be). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 false lazy motherfucker oner here TPBM excited that Hip hop turns 50 in about `12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 False. I'll enjoy listening to ol school hip hop on my own. TPBM puts their drink down and forgets where they left it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 True if I'm in a function. especially after a couple of rails - I'm f**king Hopeless. TPBM is surprisingly happy schnitzel bumped this mother back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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