LUGR Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: super fucking false 🤢 TPBM Could still scale same fences they could as a teenager in roughly same speed True. TPBM has been scuba diving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 false TPBM has eaten sushi this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: false TPBM has eaten sushi this week False but come to think of it way over due. tpbm has been caught cheatin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 true indeed TPBM hasnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 True; never cheated, been cheated on. TPBM showers daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 True, with an occasional exception TPBM has a water flosser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 hours ago, morton said: True, with an occasional exception TPBM has a water flosser False. I use string floss once a day. Flossing is a must. It’s gross when you come across someone who doesn’t floss and you can smell the rotting food between their teeth when they talk. TPBM has milked a cow. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 True, kinda. In third grade we went to a farm on a field trip and I squeezed some titties for a couple squirts worth. Have actually milked a goat. TPBM is scoping out the Father's Day Sales deals to be had. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 False - I got enough issues with impulse buys, let alone proactively looking at Fathers Day Sales. Didnt know that was a thing…. TPBM is aware that dogs are whales or whales are dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 False. I don't know what you're on about. TPBM drinks tea, not coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 True. Drinking white tea right now. Stopped drinking coffee about 5 years ago. Miss it just about every day. Tea just doesn’t have the smell or taste that coffee does. TPBM is planning to buy something BIG this year (big in size, big in price, big in dreams…..idgaf). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 False- I'm tightening my belt for recession season. TpBm- has enough guns and drugs to get through any hard time. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 False - i dont own any guns - felony ony record. False - I don't do any drugs since 2013/14 ...?? TPBM: is in the process to go all crypto for all purchases, bills, but pay taxes in cashiers checks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 False. I don't use any crypto, barely use a card or a check, cash still rules everything around me. TPBM once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 False but I have piped in numerous bathrooms- no fast food chains though. TPBM needs to lose a few pounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 True. Dad bod without the excuse of kids. tpBM owns their daily driver vehicle outright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 True- own all these whips outright! Been thinking about changing my address to Florida so I can ditch all this personal property tax. TpBm- started paying attention to what the supreme court has been doing since I last brought it up and is now starting to get nervous about the future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 False I live a long way away from whatever chaos your courts and governments get up to apart from WTF???-ing occasionally.Overturning Roe V Wade seems dumb but TPBM is up to date with their hard copies for their pieces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 False - not by a long shot, need to put some work in. Tpbm likes to improvise versus come with the same stamps all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 true but I fail hard on that front. It's like I want to paint a cactus but it still looks like a tree. TPBM has a shortcut they keep just for themselves when driving their city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 True. If it were true. tpbm likes winter and snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 True. It's so sad we'll never see snow here again. Tpbm Likes fancy smelling candles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 False seem to be going fucking gung-ho this year despite being unemployed TPBM thinks christmas is chore to be endured not a time to be enjoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 False - I used to dislike it, especially growing up but it has grown on me. Tpbm has eaten egga in the last 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 False, tpbm is looking forward to 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Hey, it can't be worse than this year (I hope). True. TPBM already has resolutions planned for 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 @Fist 666unfortunately that is true TPBM is happy with their job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 False, but that is my problem TPBM eats shellfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, morton said: False, but that is my problem TPBM eats shellfish Absolutely, eat all kinds of shellfish. TPBM has not done any Xmas shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: true, but i am regifting a white glass vase to an aunt i like and don't see often anymore. tpbm is having a decent week so far trueish can't complain except unseasonably cold (10 days from christmas and still snowing in the alpine regions???) TPBM will be seeing in the new year at a location other than home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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