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4 hours ago, Schnitzel said:

 

trueish can't complain except unseasonably cold (10 days from christmas and still snowing in the alpine regions???)

TPBM will be seeing in the new year at a location other than home!

True probably out for the homies party. 
 

tpbm plans to quit something for nye. 

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Tpbm hasn't started to go gray yet

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False. I'm a chronic "I'm not doing anything unless I know what it is, how long we'll be gone, and who's joining us" kind of person. Call it old age, call it playing it safe, I don't care... I am who I am. 

 

TPBM does not drink coffee

2 hours ago, Joker said:

False. I'm a chronic "I'm not doing anything unless I know what it is, how long we'll be gone, and who's joining us" kind of person. Call it old age, call it playing it safe, I don't care... I am who I am. 

 

TPBM does not drink coffee

Truth. I stopped drinking coffee 6 years ago and started drinking tea. Caffeine tea in the morning, sleepy tea at night. I stopped because I was a coffee fiend and if I didn’t have it, the day was not going to be good. Not having tea is not that big of a deal.

 

TPBM flosses their teeth everyday.

2 minutes ago, Schnitzel said:

false but a fridge full of garage beers

TPBM would frequent a bikini carwash and not feel the slightest bit awkward

False. Would mean I’d have to frequent any car wash. Should start going more often though. 
 

tpbm is betting on the stuperbowl

I made it a goal rather than a hard resolution to complain less. 

 

I have been making a concerted ongoing effort and have more or less kept to it.

 

TPBM works with retards

False. I work with some damn amazing folks. 

 

TPBM did not watch the super bowl.

True. Fuck all of that hullabaloo.

 

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Tpbm knows how it is.

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5 hours ago, Schnitzel said:

 

trye having nit rammed home with every failed job application

TPBM has bought into the hype of a "side hustle" before with no success.

Idk false kind of. I’m thinkin they’re as good as you make’’em and I need to get after my own shit. 
 

tpbm finds Halle berry gorgeous 

True

 

But I thought her showing as a bond girl could have been better written and directed.

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TPBM has seen all the Bond movies.

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False - I think Bond is wack.

 

TPBM will recommend us a film they recently watched.

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@nicklesndimestrue - snow is cool

but you have to be heads up about it.

 

TPBM is friends with an ex.

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true - but its more by my own choosing and largely because of abandonment issues.

 

tpbm feels they are emotionally intelligent.

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True. Feelings are for pussies. 

 

But for real, true. I've done a lot of work. Learned a lot about communication and knowing myself and about being honest with myself accordingly. 

 

Tpbm is trying to eat less meat (more plants).

True. She's a moron who idolizes Elon Musk. SHe had two large portraits of him hanging over the couch. One of him and the other of the founder of Uber. Fucking middle class schmucks thinking that buying a high rise apartment is their stepping stone to billions lmfao. She also treats EVERYTHING as a negotiation no matter how minor. Like bitch, move this junk ass chair outta my place or it's going in the trash. Negotiation over. Can't wait til we build a house.

 

TPBM gets random erections on public transportation.

True, happened to me today and everyday on the bus, I was going to the mall to buy puff bars & catch astro fat tags in the fire exit of the target parking structure

 

TPBM wrote their number on a twenty dollar bill and gave it to their crush.

False. I have written messages on various currencies and spent it tho. 

 

TPBM has experienced uncontrollable laughter after hearing someone fart in a silent classroom during a test before.

True people cranking one out what they think is gonna be a silent jank is always hilarious. I also had a propensity for catching dumb shit that no one else saw making me laugh for apparently no reason making me look crazy AF. Like this girl asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She was headed out of the class. When she got to the closed door she started knocking on it. Then she had a visible moment where she realized she was in the class room and didn't need to knock to leave. I immediately made eye contact with my homie and all he said out loud in the middle of the class was "I saw it too!" And we both started laughing out collective asses off.

 

 

 

Tpbm - prefers 2000s rap music

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