lord_casek Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 what starts with F and rhymes with pale? i knows! UBER FAIL! p.s.: my mini scruff gets looks from teh honeys with the boyfriends that play soccer who's names are probably zack or cody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 who's mine? nah sorry i was referring to frate raper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 well forget you , then...I didn't want to show you my beard anyway dood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltTWKAuqJ5E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 hahaha my head looks really funny upside down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 i wish upon a star that someday i would be blessed w/ the magical powers (genes) to grow a full beard. ha! that's like me being able to dunk haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Was there a beard appreciation thread already? :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 flicks in a sec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 it has to be at least an inch to count as a beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm fucking 22 and I can barely get a mustache rockin it sucks everywhere I go say a club/bar go to buy smokes or some drinks I get asked for ID it annoys me everyone I know goes you'll love it when your older maybe there right but right now it shits me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Hahaha the opening statement is so good. I can't do the beard and me with a mustache just makes parents clutch there kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 as it grows you'll notice the different women that start being attracted to you. theres like, beard levels of attraction. its fun to play with. "tonight I want a #2 trim type of a girl" see what you gotta do is start mixing clipper levels. lately, I will cut the sides and most of the beard one certain level and do the bottom of the chin with a level longer. trim the moustache accordingly. point being you get the girls attracted to either length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can't rock a stylized beard it is either Freeway status or shaved clean. I tried to shave a jawn in once and it didn't work at all, what do ya'll do pay barber's to do that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Oh man...Frate that's not a beard by any means. I've got longer hair in my armpits. I just trimmed the shit out of goatee and those fuckers were 2"+.. Hell, even my flava sava hairs are longer than that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 That is a horrible excuse for a beard. I am a fan of Civil War era facial hair. And gnar beards. My last roommate had a super brutal beard. I would get wasted and make him let me pet it. It was awesome. I was full of envy. NVEE. Now I'm full of Raw Hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 KIDS IN THE HALL -- THE (evil) BEARD: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm rocking a mini scruff beard, have been for a few months, since it got a little cold. Its a real lifestyle change, you ZZ TOP hesher beard motherfuckers gaw'head do your thing you niggas hating are fucking retarded, i called it mini scruff beard, and thats trimed, i'm flossing the dirty mother fucker right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 what starts with F and rhymes with pale? don't be hatin. one day you'll be able to grow a beard too, son. I can't rock a stylized beard it is either Freeway status or shaved clean. I tried to shave a jawn in once and it didn't work at all, what do ya'll do pay barber's to do that shit? it takes skills son. you need either scissors or a trimmer to keep the length down and use a double blade razor to shape it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 seriously what motherfucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 this looks like a birds nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm trying to get the beard going... It's tough getting past the first month or so. And my hair grows sporadically, so who's knows where I'm going with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I am debating my halloween costume right now ... If I go with what I want, I aim to not shave between now and Oct. Which would mean I would be one grizzled looking freak, I am about 3 weeks or so since my last shave as it stands. I am all about long breaks between my shaves ... at least a month sometimes 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesteelrod Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 yo, turnbull and i are rocking the real deal. big red fucking beards, once your chin pubes get longer you to can be a real man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 flicks in a sec that's not a beard that's faith-era george michael stubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 funny story fr8raper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I believe this massive hairy structure belongs in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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