banana fish Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear christmas shopping: I am broke. Thanks- B. fish dear wallet Why did you loose your self? Now I need to order a bank card and get some new I.d and knowing myself I will not get either of those things done until someone has completly stolen my identity or until I get pulled over and get in troubles for driving without a license. I wont be able to buy cigarettes without my I.d either becuase of my baby face makes me look like a preteen. Rad-ness. Optimistic-B.Fish Dear Tamales- You are keeping me together. The stringy meat goodness is unlike any other. I am going to make a run to the store tommorrow so's I can make guac and smother you with avocado goodyness. the only thing worth unwrapping- B. Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear last post I read from the Bfish you remind me of a joke. why do mexicans eat tamales at Christmas? so they have something to unwrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Eatso, That made me laugh. /noracist -Bruceoneupski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear gary oldman, you are a bad ass mother fucker. you can act the hell out of any role, because you are such a down mother fucker. you make sir lawrence olivier look like some washed up condom on the jersey shore. i could watch you eat a bowl of soup and be entertained. how can one person be so damn cool. no/h-mo earl dear mom and dad, i'm sorry i finished three bottles of your vodka, and will probably finish off the rum, citrus vodka, and maybe the dewars (i'm here for 3 more nights). but hey, at least it's not a cocaine problem!! merry x-mas, earl jr. dear drink i'm drinking right now, i don't know why i mixed cranberry vodka, puerto rican rum, lemonade, and iced tea together. it taste like i'm licking a sharpie. oh well, i'm drinking you either way. go fuck yourself, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear two year old, What the fuck you want for Xmas? You won't remember anything I will buy for you but I don't want to be the improvised uncle who gets you a whack gift. Hopefully someone will give me a cool ass gift for you tomorrow. Peace, Your whack ass drunk uncle, Matty Styles Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Hatori, Could I recommend: and if that doesn't work: hope that helps, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear random, i got my wallet back, all is good... jokes on who ever found it cause i got no monies!! - walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear banana fish don't fall for e-stalkers but damn I am not one, and have a cursory knowledge of california. you are too uber cute in your profile pic. -i am compromising our e-nerd conversation, and my marriage. I am a fuckhead. but damn. I could make you scrumptious food everynight without having to wait 3 months for your return and eventual return night argument. I know you work with crazy people so you already understand. fuck. -justwanttomakefoodsforsomeoneandtalkaboutgoodboooksoner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ^epic e-stalker fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cold im trying to fight, GO THE FUCK AWAY! ~SickOner. Dear Homemade Cookies, your are deeeeeeeelicious.... too bad i ate all of you.... oops... ~T-Wizzle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear friends, Thank you for letting me take care of your two kittens while you are out of town. It is going to be an awesome cat party/battle royale in my apartment between the two of you and my burly ass cat. I'm excited to get them tomorrow. Sincerely, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear spread aids you have aids spread tems ssn failed now bfishlovinoner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear food, please make yourself and come upstairs, pancakes ok? word. thanks, aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear me, im hungry as hell, go to sleep. -DEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear greasy Chinese food, Why must you be so tasty that I felt the need to eat all of you so fast. Now I am on the couch and my tummy hurts. - Random Tummyhurter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear hundred dollar bill, I hope I didn't lose you and you're just chillin somewhere in my room and not in a taquerias cash register as a mistake. Sincerely Mag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear eatso, i'm spreadin these MF's like butter. nohomo. dear winter, you are a crazy fuck. you know that? stop snowing. kthxbai, aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear eatso: That’s very gentleman like of you to offer the dinner makes. And literature conversation. I enjoy those type of things immensely If your married tho I aint fucking with that. I don’t home wreck. It aint coo. Los centos. The e-nerd- B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Eggnog, Although you are classified as "seasonal" by the masses, the love i have for you remains year-round. Some say that you are best when mixed with hard alcohol, although it is my belief that you both are seperately wonderful. So, there is no need for you to meddle in one another's affairs. Stay up, Eggnog. Love, Giftopolopolis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear pending christmas eve family events................. I know I should like you because you are my family and we've forged a weird past togather, yet I fucking hate you. I hate the fact you invade our home, a home inwhich my father and I worked very hard for, act like I owe you something cause I made it out the shit holes you live in. You act like fultchars with the food and booze and one of you will talk some sort of shit and almost get beat up over it. Its great we got to spend this time togather being a family but now that you're gone I get help my mom clean up youre mess while she softly cires.........................FUCK YOU ALL Your favortie newphew,cosion,brother and friend! I'll fix the spelling later they just got here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cellphone, I know you're under the tree. With Guitar Hero 3 Stop reminding me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear new dude- Please stop banning me/threatening to ban me. I get it. You have that power. :heartbeat: -newVAJ Second verse. Same as the first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear today, Awesome! - Random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 3 cats, Watching you duke it out in my living room while i eat banana bread, watch football, and post on 12oz is great. Please continue battling all night. Love, MrChupacatbra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear life, You amaze me with how awesome you can be. Really. When I think things can't get any better, they somehow do. Keep up the good work. Love, B.A.C. Dear Savannah, I am excited about coming to see you. This is going to rule so hard. Really. Don't let me down. Love, BoundForGlory Dear Chuck Ragan and Tim Barry, You guys inspire me. Thanks. For everything. Mostly, for letting me know that things are going to be okay. And to keep on keeping on. Love, Longhaired Redneck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Family I Haven't Seen In Years, How the fuck did you get set up in a gated community?? That shit was made to keep people like us out or in.. Anyways it should be a good time with good food and all that jazz. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 3 cats, Watching you duke it out in my living room while i eat banana bread, watch football, and post on 12oz is great. Please continue battling all night. Love, MrChupacatbra Dear Chup, Where da flicks sonnnnnn? Waiting, Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ouncer's you all seem like you're in good moods. fuck youz guys. cat battle? yes. e crushin? stop getting drunk. more cryptic nonsense later. sincerely whatthefuckisgoinononer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ounce, Dont sleep on this video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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