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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Nyquil Sinus,

 

you better work yo...

i cant go to the gf's crib with boogies danglin out my nose...

mad boogies=no poon-tang...

 

~Tails.

 

 

Dear Zune 2,

your dope dont get me wrong..

but 4 hours to upload 3 cds?

and all my songs are named differently

and i cant seem to figure out how to work u properly...

you dissapointed me...

 

~DissapointedOner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear bud ice fohtees,

i would never in my life ever buy you by choice...

but since i had someone else buy you for i was too lazy to do it on my own

i suppose i shall love you as though you were my own.

if you do what youre supposed to do

i shall do what im supposed to do.

which we all know is to find a cure for aids.

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-Sincerely yours,

thesadoner

 

ps

this is what part of the

alphabet would look like if Q & R did not exist

 

HA!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear appraisers

 

what are you doing taking pictures of my apartment? why are you acting so dodgy whe i ask what the evaluation is for? you better not sell my buildings property for condos, there will be hell to pay.

 

not-tryin-to-be-homless

edoggggggg

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear Mexico,

 

my staying is decreasing.

 

Cant wait to get all oontz on new year´s eve. shits gonna be craking.

 

dear hardrive,

 

wtf ese¿ pretty sure i uploaded a huge set of pics and now they are not there. i just uploaded the second set and if they somehow they vanish, your ass will too. you dont know how piss i am. all those pics of them chicks....................MOTHERFUKER!!!!!!! Fuck you!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear 16yr dumb ass-

 

Becuase you decided to shoot a police officer all of the pork in CA were on L st today.

I was late for work becuase they blocked off the road and I had to drive all the way around.

Then on my lunch break I had to drive to 21st to the local liqour store to buy cigarettes.

Around this time the police finished their fiesta for the fallen and where driving down capitol.

So I couldnt go across to the street where I needed to get my cancer sticks. I even tried to walk and couldnt do that either. I went all today without nicotine.

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Thank you -B. Fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Bizzy Bone,

 

And you're feeling so thuggish outta Columbus

Seen my mama? Hey, remember me baby?

I bought a Mercedes, a crib for my babies

And lately got him running from Lady Death, still I'm shady

Okay they say he schizophrenic and crazy

Back in the 80's tryna get up out the foster homes in dreams a teen

And now my mama lets me down

She wouldnt pick up the phone

I'll make it all on my own

But that's a whole other song and y'all don't leave it alone!

I save then baby, c'mon!

Murderous, somebody noticed when I strike through the killing fields, dead!

T-Rock done got shot got a glock for the nigga ar-tillery shop

Drop when the nigga pop and the party dont stop till they call the cops!

Somebody get with the bacardi, got to get to the block

You know it's me and my niggas, all the guerillas, killas

Still I'm puttin Biblical bop

Stay in rhythm with my eye on the clock and tick-tock!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Life,

 

you're being pretty fucking awesome right now.

don't know what gives to be perfectly honest.

hope this keeps up cause i've been in a shitty mood lately.

good friends, good beer, and cute girls = awesome

 

hope you dont shit on me anytime soon!

 

- Walk

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear dudes,

I am over you.

All of you.

BMX is my new boyfriend.

And he is so much radder than you in every way.

See you on the flip side.

Assholes.

Bikes Are Crucial

 

Dear vacation,

Hurry up and get here.

I am tired of working.

Waiting patiently,

Party Macheen

 

Dear tonight,

Don't let me down.

And don't end me up in jail.

Or a blacked out rage.

Thanks in advance,

BoozeHound

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