^ . ^ Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear christmas/holidays, I woke up in a great mood, but it seems that the dysfunction of the family gathering has already begun; stop. seriously. I can't handle another holiday scream-fest, so please end quickly. with love hoping you bring me good stuff, catfacer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Lullaby, I cant keep up. But I am enthralled so all is well. You keep getting more and more weird. I like weird. I predict a marvelous read. Judged you by the cover/author-B.fish Dear el secrete- What the funk? Your theory on the law of attraction is bully-shit. I don’t believe you. You got my fam bam fooled now they are half stepping everything because they are under the assumption that magical brainwaves of desire will somehow make all their wildest dreams come true. I cant break the madness because they just think I am pessimistic. So to prove them wrong I am going to play it their way. Positive thinking. Hypothesis? The secrete is bologna. I better be getting a trip to Brazil, no more parking tickets, hysteric glamour tee, the polar bears being saved (for my sister so I can finally leave the lights on in a room without getting bitched at), and I don’t want ever to stumble on the cracks in the cement ever again. If these things come true I will bow to your will. We shall see el secrete. If you are true. You are not but I’ll give you some time tho to work your “magical powers”. The secrete scientist- B.Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Lone Star Beer, bon fires, country music, and make out... See you in a few. We should make tonight last forever. No vomit, please. Thanks. Love, Belle Of The Ball Dear bike wrecks, I don't want to ever see you again. Definitely not tonight. Don't be a dick. No Love, HatesFaceScabs. Dear mom, Hurry up in the shower. You are trying to ruin my life. You annoy me. Thanks for nothing. Brattily yours, CouchSleeperOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Laundromat- You are run by Koreans, yet you are closed on Xmas Eve? Now, I'm going to have to do things on your windows that you will never understand. With venom, Stinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear shai, you're drunk, and will wake up in the morning and say "damn, i need to find a new laundro." signed, your sober conscience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Beat Konducta, Vol. 3 & 4: In India, your pretty dope... a bit wierd at some songs, but still dope none the less... you will be in heavy rotation... gracias madlib.. ~TailsOner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cell phone, You are moments away from being opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Torn, Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Earl, I will probably use a different laundromat, yes. -Shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tails-one: Indian hump makes me loose control... not really but its a good listen. madlibin'-B.Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Gucci, Why the fuck did you drink that soda? You quit drinking soda years ago and now you are up at 3:45 am. Dear Leftover Hibachi, Fillet Mignon cooked by the ill chef with those delicious sauces really hits the spot at 3:45 am. Thank You for being here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sleeping schedule, Please return to normal. I would appreciate it. -noteveninsomniaccusisleepwhenever Dear girl at home, Stop being retarded, make a choice. make all our lives easier. -tiredofmakingrationaldesicions Dear friend at home, Stop being retarded, Make a choice, Make all our lives easier. -stilltiredofmakingrationalchoices Dear objective conception of choice and emotions, stop it. -boredofcorrectlypredictingsocialoutcomes Dear SSN, maybe if you got online more, i would think bout givin up the shirt. as it is. still no bueno. -boredandmissinganewfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Almighty Whoever, Thanks for not letting me die last night. That was mad cool of you. I should have known better than to drive as sick as I was. Not smart. Thankfully I don't have to move today for the most part. Grateful, IOUAliveOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear snow, i know its x-mas, but i'm really not in the mood, please stop falling k? thx. dear bananafish, thank you for the special note. =) always, AYE CHAI VEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear B-Fish, word he's got alot of dope stuff on here... i was getting blunted bumpin Masala, Indian Deli, Piano Garden, and a bunch of other ones... Early Party makes me want to get my juke on for some reason... dope ass album none the less.. ~BootyshakinOner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Torn, Merry Christmas. I'm a little late, same to you. Dear EnV, We shall have fun, my fellow boob loving companion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Food, You will be the death of me - Random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear food, I don't have any of you, and its snowing out, and its christmas. Please magically appear in my apartment for me to eat. Sincerely, Chupachups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Chup, Do you still have the cats? Hungry as well, Bruceoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bruce, Yessir. I have them until tomorrow some time, or maybe thursday if i'm lucky. Two of them are currently sleeping together on my bed, and the other is sleeping on the chair next to me. I'm unsure where my digital camera is though, otherwise i'd have plenty of pictures to share. Sorry, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear george dubya, i do not like this country. its fucking hot during the day. and its fucking cold during the evening. everyone smells awfull. your genious military officials decided to burn all the trash right next to where i work. not smart. you also place said burn pit on the east side of the compound. the wind ALWAYS blows from east to west. so everyone gets a whiff. not smart. there isnt ready access to alcohol. not smart. everyone stinks so sex is complicated. not smart. you sir....are an asshole. -god"damn"forbid the russian john wayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bruce, Yessir. I have them until tomorrow some time, or maybe thursday if i'm lucky. Two of them are currently sleeping together on my bed, and the other is sleeping on the chair next to me. I'm unsure where my digital camera is though, otherwise i'd have plenty of pictures to share. Sorry, MrChupacabra Dear Chup, Guess you aren't THAT hungry. Not THAT hungry either, Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Santa and other people that gave me shit.................. What the fuck is wrong with you, do you even know me?Thanks for the half assed effort you put forth, yet another year that I can safely say I was the recipient of shit...................................................save your fucking money next year or give me something that's funny. Dear guy that works for me. I cant believe how funny and thoughtful that gift was. Its a sad reminder that I spend more time working then doing anything else! you rule dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mom, The tamales are fucking awesome. Everything from scratch including the chili sauces both green and red. Sooooo gooood. Spicy lime rice, fucking aces. I'm set for the next few days maybe the next week. Love, SonOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, i want some of them tamales man. give em' up. god"tamale envy" forbid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear GFD, They're fucking good man. My mom knocked it out the park this year. The chili sauce made from scratch is killing it. Sorry man wish I could help you. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Deer Beer, i made you this time with cinnamon and brown sugar... please taste good :) ~Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR C-WALK!!! WTF!!!!! ARE YOU BREWING BEER AND NOT SHARING...SPEAKING OF ISNT CASEK DOING THE SAME DAMN THING!!!11 I WANT HOME BREWED BEER!!!!!11 YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK!!!!11 - RANDOM "I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILLING YOU" HERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ex girlfriend, Stop sending me so many fucking mixed messages. I know you're going out of the country for 5 months at the end of january, but in the mean time i'd like to know if you're going to let me smash or if you're just fucking with my head. Either way, i'm going to go get drunk now and try to fuck other females, and tomorrow i shall find out what the deal is when you come over to my place. Sincerely, MrChupacrazyexgirlfriends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, my computer is still not fixed... shit sucks.. i miss posting on here.(currently posting from friends computer) but i have managed to travel a bit...kick it alot..and get a canvas done. caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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