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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear kobe,

 

i'm laughing in triumphance because my final tomorrow isn't even going to be a final.

 

it's my philosophy class, and we've been working on some poetry for a good part of the semester, so all we're doing is performing what we have to each other.

 

yup. that's my kind of final.

 

oh yeah, and we're treating ourselves to breakfast in class too.

 

SP

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Dear Regular Sleep Schedule,

 

Please come back. I miss you. By the way that fucked up dream I had the other night wasn't cool. You know where someone threw me off a one of those water slides wasn't cool. Even worse was feeling the sensation of falling and waking up before hitting the ground thinking I was actually falling. What the fuck I was sitting up too when I woke. Fuck you then.

 

Needing sleep,

IOU

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Dear JIF Peanut Butter-

 

Would you please explain to me why there is no middle ground between Creamy and jar of full peanuts Extra Crunchy?

 

Having to mix my own peanut butter gets really old. And you know I gotta have my toast.

 

Don't make me switch to english muffins.

 

choosyVAJ

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear crookcrookcrooked,

im glad i entertain you. once the smoking starts,

i am in la la land.

<3 ssn

 

dear dumbiedumb, butter face, no personality having, dumb as a door knob, stupid fuck,

if 2 women could make babies

you and the big fat whale would make

one UGLY one.

i just got the chills.

hate you! ssn

 

dear subaru corporate office,

you were of no help.

i am more frustrated now!!! i fucking hate you assholes.

die and go to hell.

ssn

 

p.s.

mmm... muffin tops are delicious!

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Dear Sparks, Tilt, and High Life,

You were awesome when we were watching that documentary about David Allen Coe.

Even better when we were listening to Dio and gossping.

Not so awesome when we were getting nude with my BFF's soon-to-be ex-husband.

I mean, it was awesome at the time.

But we all knew it was a horrible idea.

And look what you have made me do.

You made him tell me he loved me.

And play me sweet musics.

And give me a King Diamond shirt.

You make my judgement terrible.

And make my pants disappear.

Please stop that.

It makes me feel guilty in the morning.

Love,

Alcoholocaust Victim

 

 

Dear BFF,

Sorries.

What you don't know will never hurt you.

You guys are getting a divorce anyways.

So.

No harm done.

Right?

Love,

Horrible mess of a person

 

Dear BFF's soon-to-be-exhusband's mother,

Thanks for breakfast.

Love,

Homewrecker

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear VAJ,

I know dude.

I know.

We knew last night that it was wrong.

Afterwards.

I was like,

"What the shit did we just do??"

Blame it on David Allen Coe.

And booze.

The worst part was that I got home and my BFF had sent me a message wanting to Sparks and bingo with me.

Guilty is an understatement.

Love,

Horrible Wreck

 

Dear c-walk,

Migas.

Always and forever.

They keep hangovers from happening.

True story.

Love,

Ready To Take Over The World After Nap Time

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Dear BF,

 

you sure about those migas?

 

for one i have no idea what the hell that is and second Peach Snapple before i pass out is my hangover cure... drink half right before you're out, then the other half when you wake up cause you cant breathe and your mouth is dry.

 

~ duder who cant think of another nappy name for himself AKA sadass

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear c-walk,

Migas are life.

Eggs+tomatos+onions+tortilla chips+cheese+potatos+beans.

On corn tortillas.

Really.

Trust me.

Love,

Knows What She's Talking About.

 

PS-I drank a massive vitamin water before bed.

And a ton of water when I woke up.

This is what I woke up to hearing this morning.

Wrapped in a Rebel flag blanket.

 

I went back to sleep on his kid's bed.

While he cleaned and listened to Randy Savage's rap album.

It was an odd morning, to say the least.

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