theprotester Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dear Seyer, Stay classy, mate. Onwards and upwards. Cheers, thepro Dear Saturday, I really hope you are going to cooperate and be good to me today, I am tired and on a short wick, so if you could only allow nice people with lots of money to come and see me today, that'd be just grand. Cheers, thepro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dear protester, Will do, and still doin' it. Cheers and beers, Seyerrrrrrrrr Dear tonight, Time to bring out the deadly black dress. I hope I still know how to work it. -Sleyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Dear North Korea Please don't attack the south, Seoul is blast and I would like to see more of the country before its destroyed. YF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 dear sey sey and SMdubX, i want to join in on lunch! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Dear Seyer, sounds like we dated the same guy. im sure you and that black dress will do well. Dear Cali, you better join us. sounds like it would be too much fun. Dear "other team", im about to try out for you again. dear 'hover-ers', you are the reason we have to hover to begin with. the fluids that leave your body are supposed to go into the toilet. i know some of that splashed back up onto your back. stank ass bitches. -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 dear stomach please be good to me tomorrow this combination of neat whiskey beer and hot chilli pizza might make you feel good now but tomorrow you might feel really shit in work. But please don't All the best Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 dear work day, you have been jokes but can we part company now? cheers schnitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 dear 12oz, ahh how ive missed you... we still peeing in bitches butts over here...? yours truly, Tails0nE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 dear Schnitzel... i'll get something posted to you soon, things have been all different kinds of fucked up over here recently... dear american golf fans... you are the fuckin' worst... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 dear seys, you're the man. i hope you come to my area someday so we can hang, you're good people. hope the LBD worked. get 'emmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Dear thread, I don't air personal shit on here, but this isn't a good look. Surprising/nasty way to cap off the day. I guess typing this out is better than nothing, even if I'm not gonna get into the issue. Fuck em0 p0sts. Back to beer. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Dear Rolf. hi! Dear Real. lay your woes on 12,its ok, we wont tell anyone. Dear Wind. your mom doesnt even blow this bad. calm the fawk down. for real, wind has shit stirred up so bad, for once we cannot see the luxor or the light from it. and im only a few miles away. Dear Baby Daddy, been about 9 yrs since you have seen your kid. several court appearances 12-13 yrs of dippin and dodging the system plenty of ignored emails and calls etc, etc, etc.... you dont understand why Slim is going to a University..and would not co-sign on a small loan "why dont she take dance at a community college?" is your justification. I invite you to visit the school as we move her out of her freshman year so you can understand why and you respond with. - "ya know ima try to fuck you several hundred times so walking may not be an option" (referring to my answer when he asked how i planned on getting around) what the fuck in the last 12-13 yrs have eluded you to think i would even entertain that idea? and because i put you on blast everywhere, and im sure you get a a few hatemails..i now see you have changed your website and one cannot simply lurk anymore. ( http://www.eugene-wright.com ) you're safe, we're done with court. i can no longer print shit of and present it to the court. I hope your basketball "career" gave you a life full of AIDS (see, Real, we lay it all out on here) and by we, i mean me and my multifaceted personalities. Dear Sey, as soon as i can find the address...you're gonna get it sent via props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 dear deadbeat dads you are the scum of the earth how do you manage to land good ladies? !@#$% dear life not having kids was the right choice no doubt and no regret !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 dear symbols I'm not a dead beat dad and I can't get the ladies at all, something is wrong with the world (to be honest I have my son every weekend so I don't get a weekend social life so that probably has something to do with it!) Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 dear !@#$%, i shut down the babymaker about 8 yrs ago..best decision ever. dear decy, we def should all pay a lil more attention to those dads who are active. good for you but yes, the social life takes a hit a bit, and if any fun were to be had, i had to give up sleep and have fun in the 'afterhours' maybe this is why I never used my cooking abilities to lure men in...i really didnt want them around that long. with that being said, ill still make you a sammich. Dear anyone. did i mention im going to PA for 2 weeks? haha im sooooo looking forward to it. esemexexel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Dear SM, All good, I just had to let it percolate for a bit. Pertains to the well being of someone other than myself, which is why I didn't really wanna air it. Looks like everything's coming up fine, though. You gonna visit DAO's old stomping grounds, or elsewhere? -Realism Dear Oontz, Decy officially not a deadbeat dad, can confirm this. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 dear reals, everything willl come up milhouse -mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 dear SM that sounds like a good idea for me too i just have never tried to take that step might have to think about it !@#$% dear decyfer those crappy cliches nice guys finish last girls love assholes are actually kinda true blame it on our culture of exploitation or just bad biology. dunno i know you're a great dad.. maybe you'll get lucky and find a cool mom? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 dear smdubbdubb.... why hello there! dear company of employment... I hate you, with a passion... you're just a fuckin smelly wee prick thank fuck for this long weekend... dear 'manager' you couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel... you were kicked oot a customers hoose more than once because you couldn't put a door on a kitchen unit.... yet you think you can tell me how to do my job... if i hear any more of your shit stirring antics, i'll be waiting for you as you get oot your car... you're pushing 60 grow the fuck up yi fat fuckin' alky cunt... dear Mikey... i've known you since we were what? 4 or 5 year ald? i'm looking forward to getting pished and saying "chefter!" to you this evening, however you will be missed... i wish you all the best with yir new joab in Spain... and i will most certainly visit tae... dear remaining pals... so it looks like i'm the only one left? Rolf Haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Dear Ozzy You have been a good cat but you are old now and seem to be on your last legs. Hope you stay strong but might have to take you to the vets if you seem in pain. Keep your head up! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 dear ozzy, stay up -mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Dear Cali, Yes please, can we all have lunch together?? -Seyseysey Dear SMXL, Dead beat ass dads suck. The regret will catch up to him. -Seyer Dear INJ, I hope a trip out there will happen soon, I'm ready to leave cali for a bit. Btw, the LBD worked. The man popped out in contact again last friday, then sunday, then disappeared again. Still in recovery mode. Fuck that. -Seyz Dear everyone, I don't plan on having kids... ever. That's all. -seyer Dear week, Stop sucking so much dick already and end! -Seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 dear sey sey, you guys just name the date and place, and i will be there! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Dear CaliG, I'm really looking forward to this happening! I'll ask SM when she'll be in cali. -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 dear farts today, you stink like horse shit go away. thanks -bs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Dear Ozzy Well done puddy tat still going strong and seem to be full of beans, make your fucking mind up!! Dear Work Hire some more fucking people, I am sick of being rushed solid all day just because you cannot get your service levels right, losing my rag on a daily basis! Dear ex You are being weirdly nice and confusing the shit outta me, I don't mind adds another level of confusion to my day! Dear Self No emo shit but you gotta get this depression in check. Cheers all Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Dear Decy, Head up, man! Pretty broke right now, tell your work to hire me and we can work remotely smoking spliffs via Skype /NH. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Dear University, I'm about to "Finish you!" *mortal combat voice* fuck yeah! Dear world, stop being so fucked up, people dying left and right, killing each other....it's crazy! -Dood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Dear new puppy, You are very cute, but I REALLY need to get some work done, you've got me stuck in the office Oontzing when I should be making alcohol! Cheers, thepro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 oh hey guys, been lurking rather hard. calvin got a job. strikes and gutters. fuckin boston represent. -noesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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