Decyferon Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Rolf I think me n grd hate camping because we are also over here and know how shite the weather always is! I would probably go camping if I lived in california or somewhere like that. Dear Rolf's wifey congrats, way to go get a degree before the cunts bump up the prices!! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear decy... they only bump up your prices for education because you are a nation of pricks who are thick as shite, and the money needs to go our newly devolved independent country as we are due billions from hundreds of years of raping, pillaging and various other atrocities... such as oil... i could go on all night... but i'll spare you the ear bender... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Rolf We had to rape and pillage and steal from scotland otherwise you would have spent it all down the pub haha I live in an independent-ish country as well, Wales, the only advantage so far is I dont pay for prescriptions. Anyway I think most englishmen would disown me, I dont like football and im married to a German lol Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Rolpherino, I hope you aren't lumping me in with the english! (congrats to the Mrs!!) -grd Dea rDecy, I hope you voted yes to the referendum. English people...coming here, eating our lamb, stealing all our prescription drugs. I'm guessing you didn't just watch Soul Crews shambolic performance then? I lol'ed -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear decy... you're just like the royal family then... also did you know a scotsman started the bank of england... well now you do... i can't say too much... i'm actually irish and norwegian... dear grd... nah i know you're from teh land of leeks and sheep... you cunts are ahright wi me like... so far anyway... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Rolf, Decy, and grd, "Cunts." That is all. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Rolf haha nice one mate never beeen compared to a Royal, my family is Irish as well. Did not know a scotsman started the bank of england. Dear Realism Couldn't have said it better myself. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Rolf, baaaaa -grd Dear Realism, I'm offended to my core. How dare you use such language? There's never any fucking need for profanity. I've half a mind to deduct points from your post it. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear Rolf, so you're me? "His father, James Sr. was, by the time of James Jr.'s birth an Irish American bartender and amateur boxer, though on Cagney's birth certificate his father is listed as a telegraphist. His mother, Carolyn Nelson, was half Irish, half Norwegian; her father was a Norwegian ship captain." -Cags dear UK, i would thoroughly enjoy seeing Ireland, Scotland and why not Wales someday. my younger sister just got back from 5 months in Limerick and im pretty pissed i couldn't take full advantage of going over while i had a good opportunity too. fuck yo england though, i dont care about no royal family or some big ass clock. -J. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear grd, I'm glad you're the forgiving type. I'll be making my best goddamn effort to watch my language in the future. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Realism, I really bloody appreciate it. Always forgive...never forget. -grd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dear penis, you're welcome for last night nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dear NBB's right hand, I bet you feel really under appreciated right now. --Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dear Earl, He thinks I treat him like shit. I think I'm more than fair. Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 dear me, where the fuck did you put that bag? godammit, quit being such a forgetful stoner, you're so much cooler when you're on your toes and a total smartass to everybody. -yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 dear jim cagney and lacey... i hope i am not you... because cagney is a fuckin' silly, silly name... even for an american... i'm pretty much mainly irish and aboot 33% norwegian... the irishness comes oot way too often as you can tell i drink waaay too often and i swear like fuck... rolfoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dear daddy long legs I've just inadvertently trapped in the fridge, I'm not sure what your next move was gonna be but mine is to leave you in there until you either die or I can call someone to come retrieve you. Consider your evil plan foiled. /scaredycatoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 grd, you're going to lose a lot of weight in the next few weeks nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 dear grd, its just a daddy long legs, they're harmless. dont be scurrd.. if it were a black widow, i'd say throw a frag grenade in there and hit it with a flamethrower just to be safe. -J. dear Rolf, lol. luckily for me my names not Cagney, it is Irish though and I'm of Irish and Scottish decent myself.. i drink quite often and swear like fuck too.. -Cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrizOneR Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dear James Cagney, I have black widows and brown widows living on my porch, easily squished with one finger. No need for gernades or flamethrowers. -priz :skull: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 dear Priz, haha, im well aware of that.. but overkill never hurt anyone. besides.. crush with finger, or frag your fridge, what sounds more fun? -J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dear nbb, I'm more concerned about the mixers and milk. -grd Dear JC, It isn't just a daddy long legs, it's a things with wings and as previously mentioned, things with wings = bad. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dear grd, You shut it in with your food and drink. Better hope it doesn't lay eggs. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 dear grd, a daddy long legs with wings? now you've lost me.. -J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dear Realism, cheers for that *cries* -grd Edit: Dear JC, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 DeR Dj Skilis, please come back to me friday night so i can rip shit up. KTHNXbaI, NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dear DJ Skills, I'm listening to the two house mixes I made the other day. You don't exist! Please develop faster, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dear Boats n Hoes, It is spider time..I havent seen a black widow yet..but i did see this asshole the other day. fucking gave me the creeps. ps. my plant looks sad here, i assure you it is much better shape right now. Dear Dj NoesKy, as mentioned, it's spider season. I will be sending any black widow that i can, your way. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 dear people reading That country is weird with how they name shit. nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 holy triple post batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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