laughslast Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Dear best friend, Super excited youre home. No rhubarb pie today. But I did get you some leggings. They have gold buttons on them:) Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 dear massgraff(if you still get on), bro, you from boston? RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 dear whoore in the pub... you can fuck right off you fuckin' cheesey belter... check the fuckin' nick o' yirsel' in your long summer hippy dress when it's only been sunny after a fuckin' 5 month monsoon for 6 hours today... you must be too fuckin' stupid to feel cold... don't tell me my mates and the fuckin' barman we can all watch what we were watching on the TV with a tinny in oor hoose, you cheeky fuckin' arsehole... i spend the vast majority of my wages and time in that pub, but if you think you and your clapped in junkie faced boyfriend/possible hermfrodite dyke-finger-artist-minge-basher friend can swan the fuck in an bark orders aboot the shop then you're pissin' in the fuckin' wind.. i gave you your two pound back, you never lost oot on any money, and got to hear two of your shitey emo rock tunes, do you think i want to listen to that shite after i've been knockin' my fuckin' pan in oot in the cold all fuckin' week... doubt it... the fact you started telling your boyfriend/girlfriend who was built like a jockeys whip to punch me made my fuckin' night though... and the fact you both got laughed the fuck oot the pub was even better... you are lucky i presumed you have beef curtains down below under that fuckin' draped shawl you were wearing, otherwise i would've stabbed you square in the face with a closed fist... cunts... rant over... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Dear Rolf, ... wut? -FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Dear Rolf, :lol: -seyseysey Dear pizzzy, Depends what do you want to tell her? I'll translate -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Dear you know who, I fancy you a heckuva lot. Good luck with your new responsibilities and if you get a chance, come down and kick it. Love always, pg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 dear facemelt... one was visibly upset at the cheek of a girl in the local bar last night... that's all... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Dear Rolf, Hi. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 dear jaz, happy birthday babe. Love you, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 dear IOU... good day to you sir... how's yourself? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Dear Rolf, A wee bit tired at the moment. Just outta work and almost ready to hit the hey. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear ru, nah, i'm from western mass. why do you ask? mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 der mass, nothin just wondering. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear ru, what is your difficult choice you have to make? just wondering. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear masser, a lying brunette with and incredible body or a dedicated, inexperienced blonde with an average body. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear runes, i really think you should go with the dedicated one. a lier is just a lier at the end of the day man. my honest opinion. massy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 masstication, most likely im going with the deicated one. the one chick lies to impress me which is sweet but i could care less if shes from cali, was shot in the leg with handgun, died twice, was abused by every boyfriend and every dude she has ever come in contact with, migth be going to tokyo for some competition, is half albino (is why she dont want to go outside) but its ok now she got a shot that stops that. shes a merc, trained in exactly the same "shit i am" can paralyze someone in 4.5 seconds,cuz she recorded the time and found someone willing for her to try it, and last but definately not least went to a gunfigth with a sword and won. Cool story?? hell yeahs bro.\ RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear nine's, yeah dedication seem's like the right choice, but then again the lier is a merc and so are you. maybe you could make that work. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 massashootzkids,\ shes not out of the picture but shes not flying up the ranks as few before and after her have and will. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear runine, tough decision, but i know you'll make the right call. mass ps massashootkidz is always lurkin:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Dear Saturday, that was a bit odd, eh? I should be in bed now but I don't think one more gasper will kill me. much appreciated, meinnit Dear Rolf, My bestest friend is a weegie and his accent ain't nearly as strong as yours! Even when he's drunk as fuck and speaking run offs in barely understandable broken Scottish. Still, I understand every word and that makes me a little proud to be a celt. Keep on keepin on innit sincerely, grounded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear mass and RU, -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear GRD... introduce your west coast friend to a bar of soap... and do your best to never see him again... dear runine and massgraff... get a fuckin room yi benders... ROLF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Dear Pizzy. timing. ya belive that? dear Noes, your fault dear fishsticks shoe shopping ftw. dear Almighty, team asshole Terrible2. and then some. dear head. act right. you scared me(and others) today. Dear Mass and RU, get a room. teehee dear everyone else. hope you are having an amazing weekend. SuperMoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Dear SM, Fuck yeah air maxes -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear thread, you hurt my feelings. im going to makea thread about how much i hate you all. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 dear ru sounds like u need a hug jk souls dear almighty fuck snow fuck SNOW FUCK WINTER....... SOULS THAT HATES THIS SNOW SHIT BLAHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Dear smdoubles pink air maxes and terrible teams dear souls agreed on the snow. The rain and clouds are ok tho. almightyme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAZYDUZIT Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Dear liver, Im sorry, but i think im becoming an alcoholic... sincerely, Often Drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Dear Oontz, -FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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