massgraff Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 DEAR METH, HELL YEAH IT'S THA SHIT! MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 dear restaurant from last night, being open till 4am.....awesome! playing nothing but old school west coast gangsta rap...awesome! pricing of the food....awesome! portion size of the food....awesome! uniqueness and taste of food...awesome! our waitress....awesome! having to wait an hour and a half for a fucking chicken sandwich when your restaurant isnt even that busy to begin with, and bringing out everyones food one at a time, while we would look into the kitchen and see the chefs drinking beers and singing along with the songs and taking their fucking time to make our food....not awesome at all! even though your restaurant had all these good qualities, you fucked yourselves over by making us wait....im gonna tell everyone i know never to eat at that restaurant when they visit your city. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear Cali, That's the worst. Did you complain at all? -Realism Dear Busch Light and wings, Not surprisingly my stomach is in knots. I'll pay for enjoying you later. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 deal realism, just when i was about to, the waitress walked out with the sandwich....at that point it was about 3:40am. ...and i still had to drive an hour and a half through the fog while falling asleep to drop my girl off and then drive another half an hour home...got in bed at 6am. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear tongue, Please stop licking my lips; it's starting to get annoying. Thank you. Dear Virtue. Im sure there are plenty of other things to do with your tongue... need suggestions? SmoothMouth-oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear SM, Look at you, gettin' all suggestive in here. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear beer, Like stuff and shit...abstract parody stumbling wondering if the fridge cloned you so i can say "score another one!!" And forget today if it really did happen...i acn say i held to words and action but it still dont warm the bed like it used to 3 a.m talking dreams outloud . Yellow roses is all it is when a daisy is out of season. Window outside is white snow fuzz like hearts sigh and nobody hears a fuckin thing...shoulda got two 40s and fuck that nigga bradley couldnt hang when shit got heavy. Sincerely the kidd e d c robo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 DEAR METH, HELL YEAH IT'S THA SHIT! MASS[/color][/font] Dear Mass, Combo pizza ftw! -methhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear Realism. I know..ima creep. The only time I'm not being a creep, is when i'm being creepier. I signed SmoothMouth ..because that's what one has when they don't lick their lips all the time(unless you're LL.) Simply suggesting that Virtue should stop the licking of the lips nothing to do with suggesting my mouth. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear SM, I completely missed the SM/SmoothMouth connection. Less drugs more sleep, or maybe the other way around. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear Today, What's the plan? -meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dear Today, are you gonna fuckin answer him or do i gotta let tyrone know what the fuck youve been smokin lately? RU. cantbeanymorestupid/randomoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Headache, Please go the fuck away. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear virtue, Might want to check your sugar if you got that headache. -Dr. Seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Christmas Shopping. fuck you, making a poor man even more poor. icb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Ms.Seyer, Thank you for the reminder to check my blood sugar; it was running abnormally high for some reason, and the unbearable headache went away once my levels returned to normal. Good lookin' out, man; I appreciate it, honestly. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Virtue, No problema. Too many people in my family have diabetes so I kinda know how that shit goes. It's scary to me. Were you a type 1 all your life? -missussseyerr Dear philosophy/critical thinking final, I don't really know how well I did, I knew the material fairly well.... But for some underlying reason, I feel like as if you raped me in the ass...hard. Fingers crossed hoping I did ok. -MS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Dose Pull your socks up for this 1 week of finals homie, you're only doing bad in one class. get through this week, and you got 3 weeks of care free holiday time. your smart side. dear finals, I'm doing surprisingly well in most of my classes this year, however Macroeconomics, this is my second round with you and you're still giving me beef.. Why? it aint my fault long run aggregate supply and demand is fucking confusing. ease up on me a little man, please. doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 dear missus... i didn't ask for the fat homewrecker to text me... i have no idea where she got my number. i haven't seen the whoore in over 6 months since she got sacked from the local boozer. why would i want to even go near a total hang oot like that? her face is fuckin' boggin'... please stop acting like it's my fault... dear pal... it was cool seeing you properly for the first time in five years... it felt like old times. however i feel like i've let myself down by agreeing to meet you. i still haven't forgot how badly you fucked me around, but i've tried to be the bigger man and let that go. i feel really disappointed in myself. but i'd feel like i was the arsehole if i was to tell you that. i'm really happy with who i'm with just now. but i can't really help but think what could've been if i was quicker off my feet, or if you were less of a fuckin' tart trying to attract every random guy you set eyes on back in the day... perhaps i was just soft. but you led me on something terrible... mabye it was the fact i gave you a beer belly before we were even old enough to drink. i don't want to make this goin' oot for drinks with you a regular thing... i hope as bad as it sounds. you don't get a job in the near future, and perhaps you move to another city again. that'd be really helpfull. cheers, rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 dear crochet i am one hook, one knot closer to mastering you. !@#$% dear v don't cancel on me again i wanna finish this beyotch !@#$% dear andrew and zachary the docu was nothing short of amazing. it was also tremendously tragic. i won't forget either of you anytime soon. !@#$% dear peeps who like documentaries http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152758/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Zachary:_A_Letter_to_a_Son_About_His_Father utterly engrossing, completely devastating. *sigh* !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Virtue Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Ms.Seyer, Not all of my life, no; I was diagnosed the day of my 19th birthday, which was in may of this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 dear toilet, im about to put a hurtin on you. love, wignek p.s. FOR REAL, FOR REAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear Symbols, That movie is fucking tragic. -Realism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 dear realism, indeed. incomprehensible cruelty. i think i'll have that on my mind for awhile. glad someone else on here has seen it !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dear virtue, Damn that sucks, must've been genetic. I'm trying to watch my sugar now since it runs in the family, and I'm only a year older than you. Take care of that. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dear Ms.Seyer, Yeah, it came from my Father's side of the family somewhere (at least that's what we believe happened). It destroyed my life, but in a lot of ways it made it better; I don't eat as much junk food, candy, pop, etc. anymore as I used to. Again, thanks for looking out for me, even though you don't know me. The world could use more people like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 dear week, pass by fast and make me lots of money. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 dear battered women don't be calling the hotline tonight all nutty. lemme have a peaceful cold short night thanks !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dear Snow, I fucking hate you, and wish that you would go away; you make driving very tricky, and make me freeze my ass off. You also make my car have low gas mileage. Please, go the fuck away, and never return. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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