Rolf Harris Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 dear snow... please fuckin' bucket doon like fuck the night... i canna be fucked wi that fuckin' arsehole's kitchen an there's nae danger i'm draggin' all sorts o fuckin' tools up and doon that whoore o' a cul de sack... plus i bet my old man's charged fuck all for doin' the job because he knows said cunty balls from the pub... therfore... i shall have no interest in making a good job. as it will probably work oot worse for me than a fuckin' Mc Donalds wage for the week... i should be on danger money... 2 foot o snow half pished in the morning is nae joke... hurry up then... raging rolf haggis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 DEAR ROLF, I QUITE ENJOY READING YOUR POSTS. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 dear mass thanks... dear snow... yir a prick. rolf happy st.andrews day haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Dear American Youth, Please don't bring back the 90's rave culture. You unoriginal flaky puff mall culture cumstains of life, please don't bring this shit back. It was dying, it was almost dead. Let it die. It's bad enough hipsters brought back The Family Ties/Rick Ocasek look and members only jackets (again), but do we really need the annoying gutter trash dayglo look of the raver to return? And if I find out you're all bringing back , I swear I'll start my fantasy serial killer league. With all the music that history has giving us, you guys have to start bringing this culture back? Why can't you reinvent something that wasn't brought out back and shot in the head so recently. Why can't you reinvent the Northern Soul movement or even the 60's psychedelics. Why only go back to 1995 and bring back the raver? With the internet at your fingers, you can find so many other influences in the past 50 years, why that one? The world doesn't need a neon juggalo. Please stop, Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 dear life.... fuck you and your bullshit twist of a story line k thnks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 dear earl, my mom once told me that you'll know you're old when the shit that was fashionable when you were a teenager comes back into fashion. when i saw beyotches in jelly shoes, legwarmers and headbands, i knew that time had come for me. that time will come for a great many now-adults when rave comes back full force (and i can see it's on it's way already) regrettably, !@#$% dear soulkillers, life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 -dear soulkillers, be happy youre alive br4h, life is goooood shit. -dear earl, it ain't going anywhere, though i'm pretty sure happy hardcore is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear fashion, please bring back rockin both overall straps down with cross colour shirts and nike air raid's. i actually miss them days. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Cali, Airbrushed overalls? -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear smdubble, sup gurl? -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear 12oz, i dont know who is a male and who is a female on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear chubbs, its not that hard to figure out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear sm, no...just regular bluejean overalls....i didnt like that airbrushed look. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear peanut, i have a bad memory. i just assume mostly everyone is 16-19 males pretending to be 20-25 and important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Dear chubbs, lol, your prob right...and im basing peoples gender off of the smash or trash thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear chubbs and peanut, youre both right. your friend, -sDUBYA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Dear Cali, HAHAHA I remember the whole overall straps down thing. I don't even know how I remember that I was too young. -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear earl, its north of the border too. believe me these girls are old enough to know better. i guess they think doing ecstacy and wearing "trix are for kids" shirts will keep them thin. -sayweeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear snow... thanks. i'm pretty fucked today, and my teeth are sore as fuck! dear dad's mate... i dunno why you bought such shite after us spending a good hour with you discussing quality differences between german stuff and everything else. you are certainly not short of a bob or two, but perhaps your wife wears the troosers after all... as we said we can't build a rolls royce oot a fuckin' robin reliant... ya knob. it's gonna look the fuckin' gonads for a while but after six months or so. it'll look pish. p.s i'm no pickin' up yir fuckin' worktops either... rolf having to deal with shite haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear yalls i fuck with this song also, nike air, cheap beer, fan tip paint tags, 16 yr olds, black book sketching and making awesome times. no i'm not drunk, my alcohol has just had too much of me fly high forever x funk soul brother oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear weather temp is good but stop this rain so i can ride to work !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear NOES, GODMORNING Whatsup? lets see.. my blood pressure, my irratablity level and my temper- definitely not my ability to tolerate dumb shit. ya know, I keep it simple. How bout you? tell me something good. dubblebubble Dear dear _________ thread readers, I hope you all have a nice day. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear weather thanks! !@#$% dear time what fucking day is it? is it really wednesday? i'm so confused !@#$% dear SM thx, you too !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolf Harris Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear dads mate. you are a fuckin' cock nosed feltch queen. thanks for comin' all the way down in 3 foot o' fuckin' snow to pick us up for work... i really wanted to fit your kitchen rather than lay aboot in my bed all fuckin' morning then go to the pub. cheers... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Dear SayWORD?, That bitch with the purple wig is asking to have a bus run over her face. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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