laughslast Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear sf, can't wait. laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear laughs. hit me up about that & meeting your deadline tonight. ps. mad jealous of your SF trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear cellphone, really? you got disconnected last night because i was short 20 cents on my last bill? wow, you fucking suck asshole. <3 ssn dear cali, you have school today? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear 12oz, This 8 months of probation can kiss my ass. Time to load up a bowl. (expect the white boy dreads anytime now...) RR Dear razorramon my friend booker just got put on probation again for the same thing. he just got off house arrest like 3 months ago and now hes on it again. lolz RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear TV, I would like to ask for you to kill yourself please, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear SSN my man didn't pay his cell phone bill for months. they cut it off. he called em and told them he was going to pay it, they turned it back on. seriously. think about T Mobile for you next celly co. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear sketch, i know i have to draw you for the commission. but im lazy. -EtotheON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear homecoming, don't suck. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 dear ssn, nope....sunday. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 dear piece of shit my brother calls 'wife", I was planning/hoping on going to your funeral sometime soon (preferrably not a working day, because I would hate to miss money, just to see you on your last day) but after being on life support this week, you became 'responsive' last night. This is your 5th time trying, so you think you would have suicide down to a science by now. Take notes from the other members in or family, they did it right the first time. Until then, im gonna try to find "suicide for dummies". So dont try slitting your wrist, drinking the bleach, or overdosing anymore-you're doing it wrong. We get it, you want some attention, but it's not about you as long as you have those kids. Should have let me have them a long time ago, I damn sure would have provided a better life for them. Why did the hospital waste their 'life support' on someone who wants to die. just go already, The one who is sick over the fact that your kids have to live this life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Dear smxl, I'm sorry to hear that you, your brother and the whole family have to dear with someone like that.She's obviously suffering from munchausen syndrome.I hope she's going to get help, and as well as intervention for your brother and the kids. -sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Dear anyone, Anybody know the name of this fuckin movie? I seemed to forgot. -Meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 dear meth, my ex and her bothers would watch that damn movie all the time, gimmie a few minutes and i will think of the name... -g.rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 dear meth, movie is 'the last dragon' and the bad guy was sho nuff -g.rat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Dear Grove, Thank you siirrr. I remember I watched it a llllloooooonnngg ass time ago with my older brother and I just so happen to come across this pic somewhere on the net. -Meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 dear smxxl sometimes its easier to just stop caring...although the kids do make it harder to do that. -beentheredonethat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Dear Dog Pack, Yes! I love you! I come here and you are all there, waggy tails, happy and playful!! Inky, Jew and Taco dog, I love you! Saint Santanarita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I know it seems desperate..but i think i just need a night of good ole hate sex to release some stress. Dear V, If you are female and desperate, and can't find someone to hate fuck you, you either have standards that are too high or a wooden leg and Ed Asner's face. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Dear me, Stop trippen. It ain't worth it. -myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 dear meth, I told you to lay off that shroom coffee before 9 am dawg. Don't trip too hard -C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 DEAR WHOEVER PUKED ON MY DRIVEWAY LAST NIGHT AND DIDNT TELL ANBODY FUUUUUUCK YOU. all i want to do today is relax, smoke bowls, watch football, and do homework now i gotta clean up your (now dried and crusty) vomit? FUCK YOU. i bet it was the awkward ex-convict chick who said NOT ONE WORD to anyone. fuckin buzz killington bitch. and hey honey- chew your food more. youre disgusting. IRRIATEDONER edoggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Dear Emergency Call, That can't come through for whatever reason... Please be nothing. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 dear black neighbors, only one of you through down in that fight i watched yall have outside even though it was atleast 10 deep, and watched 9 of your punk asses trying to avoid handling your shit like men. and when the cops showed up everyone kept their mouthes shut. at least i can respect that. dear white neighbors, stop snitchin. i saw you giving the cops details. go fuck yourselves. -eonski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Dear smxl, I'm sorry to hear that you, your brother and the whole family have to dear with someone like that.She's obviously suffering from munchausen syndrome.I hope she's going to get help, and as well as intervention for your brother and the kids. -sey sey, you're real sweet to see hope in this situation, but------------> dear smxxl sometimes its easier to just stop caring...although the kids do make it harder to do that. -beentheredonethat -------------> this seems to be the more logical thing right now. I figure, no one is looking out for my kid, the way I look out for their kids. If they dont give a fuck, why should I..? Dear V, If you are female and desperate, and can't find someone to hate fuck you, you either have standards that are too high or a wooden leg and Ed Asner's face. --Earl Dear Earl. It must be the Ed Asner face, because most of us know I have no standards. hate sex sounded nice, but I think im just gonna hang it up for a while. Sex free in 2011. get in where ya fit in boys. ha SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 dear big ass woman of reno just beacuse i am a bigger person does not make make my a bbw lover toy. i dont hate but when u are pusing my wieght you need to step off my toes that shit hurts.. and bbw dose not make make u pretty or even close to being my type...... i am not hating but damn can a big boy meet something he likes ....... grrrrrr pissed off souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 dear soul, lol. <3 ssn dear roseville galleria, im glad you fucking burned down. it's called karma motherfuckers. <3 ssn dear giants, you are the champions. <3 ssn dear weekend, thanks. <3 ssn dear IHU, we are cash cab champions. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Dear Yesterday, Jesus you were awesome. Let's have more of that sometime soon. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 dear soulkillers, i kno right? mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Dear 12 oz, I wish I had pics of yesterday, then it actually would have happened. I got you guys next time I promise. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 dear skillz... the beats on some tunes on your new album are tom kite. the fuck're you thinkin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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