CALIgula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 dear nick swardson, ok this was pretty funny. RR dear RR, diamonds for meat!! cG Dear friends of the Dear thread. My kid has a Physics project--that I know she did quite some years ago, we just don't remember how we did it, or who did the best in her class. remember the "egg drop experiment"? -overall demisions cannot exceed 14cm squared. -overall weight (w/o egg) cannot exceed 35 grams. -4 meter fall. -only paper products-except tape to hold it together anyone remember what you did? asking for your 2cents. Slim's Momma. dear slim's momma, sorry, when i took physics in high school some 14 yrs ago, our project was making minature solar paneled cars and seeing who's would go the fastest. cG Dear sushi eaters, i'm FINALLY updating my thread with pics of sushi making. 6 months late, but hopefully it'll enhance the thread quite a bit. Sorry for the delay Cali. -red. dear red, yay!..thanks! cG dear my 12 0z friends.... i miised you all due to moving and lack of the interweb... but its back on. so now my intercrack problem can be fixed... souls dear souls, welcome back! cG Dear Researchers, Is CF actually a ciliopathy? If so why I am the first person thinking that? !@#$% dear symbols, im taking your theory and writing a grant proposal as we speak! lol..jk cG dear world, i had a really good day. the top 4 hottest girls in my classes all wore the same spandex like bottoms that made their asses irresistable. im in love... <3 RU. dear RU, pics or it didn't happen!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Dear Cali, The show was pretty funny. But I was hoping was going to be funny-er especially because I was high. A lot of skits were really confusing and I had no idea what was going on even though I was laughing anyway... but I digress. I should probably give it another shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear RR, im a huge fan of nick swardsons standup!...it doesnt get any better than when he talks about going to his high school reunion as a ninja, or the time he got a happy ending from a fat old asian masseuse. and, ive been waiting for this show for the past 4 or 5 months, when he announced it on his website. but honestly, i am very disappointed....i thought the sketches would be funnier...i mean grandma's boy was really funny...i thought pretend time would even have more guest appearances from some of the happy madison people (like norm mcdonald, rob schneider, adam sandler, etc.)....but the first time it aired, i didn't even laugh. last nights episode was better than the first though....the diamonds for meat sketch was pretty funny....hopefully the show gets better. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear Cali, I'm a fan of nick swardson's standup too, which is why I wanted to watch the show. Amazingly enough I can remember the meat for diamonds sketch through all the other hazy shit. That one was pretty good RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear italian girl, i was set on you for a while, and you're still hot... but now i learn you're into black guys. that's a deal breaker, i don't stand a chance. all i have to offer is my head case, my court case, and a sense of humor. besides, i dont think i believe you.... you listen to shitty pop, drink compulsively, have a wild case of pancake ass and are shy and soft spoken, what the fuck? you ain't gonna pull any "African-Americans" i know... and your last 2 exes were white. whatever, back to where i started. (sharted) -bitter INJ. ------------------------------------------------------ dear track spot, once i grab some more black and white, it's on. -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear world, I am that nigga. BTB AKA El Barbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear caliG, do you know how rare this event is? its like the planets lineing up and all having thier north poles face toward the sun while we finally discover how to inhabit these planets. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear Runine, No where in the bible does it say anything about "inhabitable planets." Please refrain from such blasphemous slander on this board. -Chubbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear chubbs, where in the hell did the bible come up in this topic of very fine womens asses? RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear Runine, Luke 4:13 "The Lord thy God crafted fine ass bitches for thine pleasure. Have at it." -The Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear friend who's visiting, Holy fuckin shit I thought you would never come back. I'm all stoked that you're coming back home even if it's just for a bit. We all missed you like crazy after you left the country all of a sudden without telling us (even your parents!) I felt like a dork getting teary eyed when we finally was able to talk on skype after not hearing or seeing each other after two years! That was a looong time considering we were like sisters since the 4th grade. I'm excited all us friends get to chill again, we've got so much shit to catch up on. See you when your plane gets here! -Ms Seyer Dear oontzers, Go to Everest college! Go up your pimp game... -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear RR, I know, but try telling that to a band of egotistical wiki admins, they deemed my sources not notable, after demanding that they be properly formatted. :( Symbilicols Dear Graffiti, If I have beef then squash that shit. Sincerely me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear cold that is in my body, You need to evacuate the premise by tomorrow because I have to tend bar at my friend's house party. Thanks, Earl Dear body aches, You really are pissing me off. Eat a bowl of cocks, Earl Dear Earl, Even though you are sick, you still look like a sexy beast. A sexual wombat with rabies. --The Mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear Work, Every other check I get I cash it throw the money in the toilet and piss on it-----------fuck you. El Barbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear woman, please pay me for 7 hours today. instead of six... i don't mind. i took my time and had a decent lunch break. but the fitba's on the night and i'm off tomorrow. which means i need to be pished within the hour... rofful haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoCares? Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear ssn, you should turn your pm on. wc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear Earl, Even though you are sick, you still look like a sexy beast. A sexual wombat with rabies. --The Mirror Dear Earl, DAMN :lol: This had me dying. -Meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 dear woman thanks for paying me teh £70... however i need to realise no matter how pished i am... £55 plus £70 does not make £150 fuckin' tube head... dear fitba.. you were shite the night... both games... and you can fuck off... dear fuckin' frooot looooop bitch who was in my year at school. you are still a fuckin' loony tune. but thanks for improving my arabic swear words... i dunno wether to laugh or cry at the fact you feed you half muslim children bacon sausages and pork just to piss off their socailly inept grandparents. dear dick head mate... do not have me sitting beside a fire on four bars drinking ten pints of ice cold beer ever again... i have been typing this for over 20 minutes... and i also have a tan... i may let you off on the fact you shagged that duck face bird up the arsehole and then made her sooook it off you afterwards though... twas rather funny... especially telling it in front of her two best mates... plus what made it even more funnier was it was either you or her cousin who got her pregnant then you couldn't sleep for weeks... but thank fuck it was her cousin... and we still laugh aboot it 'til this day... even though it was only months ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 moderators, you have never disappointed when something needs to be dealt with and dealt with quickly. Not brown nosing, just showing some well earned respect. Keep makin it do what it do. much love, but /nh, -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear body aches, You really are pissing me off. Eat a bowl of cocks, Earl Dear Earl.. where can said bowl of cocks be found? i only seem to find one at a time. it doesnt even have to be a bowl... get well. B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear B, Go to Turkey, find the brown man with the mustache, ask him for the bowl of cocks. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear Earl, turkish cocks?..hmm never had that (those), plus it seems like something they would serve on a skewer, not in a bowl..not to mention, it seems kinda far. got any contacts in vegas?.. or at least the west coast? I know it seems desperate..but i think i just need a night of good ole hate sex to release some stress. im sure that was more than you wanted to know, V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear SMdoubleXL you made me lol hate sex for the win..... souls of the biggest lil city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear deto, you need to dye your beard black. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 To whomever it may concern, By cock are we meaning chickens? Thank you, Sir Freaks-a-lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear Eazy-E You were gangsta nigga---------------- EL BARBIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear night, you were good. let me fall asleep peacefully. if fails, I will have to be on oontz mobile the rest of the night. -meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear sleep the owl painting did not work so now it is time to sleep...why are you not agreeing? also agreed on soulkillers agreement of smdoublexls hate sex i have said agree to many times need to sleep almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 dear females I will continue disregarding you, in hopes of monetary units. -McFucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dear 12oz, This 8 months of probation can kiss my ass. Time to load up a bowl. (expect the white boy dreads anytime now...) RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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