methamphetamyne Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear school, dont be a bitch today. i dont feel like doing a bunch of bullshit work. -methhhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear incredibly stupid homey, sunday night was a blast. chicks walking around wearing next to nothing, all drunk and shit. drinks were cheap and the dj was playing good music for a change. they even nixed the cover charge. i could see you were aggressively drunk from the moment i came in with that chick. why in the fuck did you proceed to pull out a knife and try to stab the bouncers? now youre in jail on weapons charges, and spouting off at the mouth on how no one "backed you up". we're not in highschool any more, player, and i aint tryna catch no charge cause you cant handle your liquor. all i can do is shake my head and hope you use this as a lesson. -sayWEEZE ps: how'd you get that shank in in the first place? those bouncers were anything but evasive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear lulu lemon, whoever on your staff drew up the plans to manufacture those yoga pants for chicks...give that nigga a raise. -sDUB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear guy on the train who farted then pointed at himself with his thumbs and gave a drunk smile, That shit was fucking hilarious. No/Pun Your Fan, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tampons, i hate yu. -ww[: Dear WW, I gave u a third....hopefully you start getting used to it. Wack ploy to try and get pity props but you get no love. Ya boy, Fat "spreading my bad mood" Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Mynameaintbic, You tried to give me negs....but you propped me. FAIL. Kthnxbai, Fat "ecredible" Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Person Parked in The Parking Lot of The Gas Station Next to my House, Please shut your fucking car alarm off! If you don't, I keel you. Thank you for your compliance. Bai. - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear PBW, this made my day. thanks, eon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear philly, 50/50 i will see you in may <3 ssn dear giants, 3 more days... <3 ssn dear cali, thanks for coming to meet me for lunch. also, thanks for taking me to a cupcake place just to have it be closed after you hyped it up. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, Cali seems to have that curse. Like when he was last down here and Canters was closed. A place that is open 24/7 365 I believe. Haha.. IOU Dear ?, Just might be time to throw the towel in. IOfrustrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear spring break you've really fucking sucked.. thanks a fuckin lot invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchy and Scratchy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear California weather, I love the Cali sun, but damn what's up with rain during spring break. Stop the rain already and let the Cali sun back out. I still enjoy the California weather tho. Love, IAS Dear teenage girls, Is it just me or are you girls getting dumber and more annoying. I mean it's all good for horny teenage boys trying to get some but I find it annoying when you write "LyKe tHiiZ" Best Regards, I&S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mildly attractive emo girl, why bother texting me asking me to meet up? i very explicitly told you it was a one night thing. and i was mad drunk when i told you that. you still fucked me and now im the asshole? im sure theres a song by "the used" that'll help you get through whatever it is youre feeling. stickin wit the hiphop hoes and the graffiti groupies from now on. -sayWORD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, yeah, we had a good convo. over lunch....sorry about the cupcake place....that place has awesome cupcakes too!...who woulda thought that theyd be closed on sundays and mondays :( but then again....who woulda thought all the soul food places would be closed on mondays too!...red velvet cupcakes next time your in town! cG dear IOU, i know right!...they are open 24/7/365...but at least the little jewish kid that worked there hooked us up with some free rugelachs....from my estimation, that was about $5 worth...ive been trying to find a bakery in sac that sells some of those as good as the one in l.a. ...no luck. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, I just might have to make a trip there, get some and then send some.. If that's possible, but with S&H these days it would be easier for you to come down or me go up. Hahah. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear woman, you have a facebook account now.....how you gonna have 89 friends the same day you create it?! and that fan shit is on some creeper status, but you say i'm being paranoid and lame cause i only have 20 friends on a year old account. sincerely elis 999. p.s. fuck yea i'm paranoid. p.s.s. thanks for taking my brass knuckles away and telling the bartender to keep the throwing darts away from me when you found out i had been drinking a shitload of absinthe from my flask at the bar... after the br0's had the chick bartender next the whole fucking electric wizard dopethrone albumon the online jukebox just so they could get amped playing beerpong to lady gaga and bad club rap on saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear c_______ we still got beef! dear nero, drop your fucking album already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Swindle, you on o wha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear future job: i look forward to you, but being on the road so much will mean that i cant have my dog. fuck my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear days 87 thru 68.... can i have you back? at least for day 35..til...u know. nothing else matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Oontz. I got finals coming up, and needless to say I'm pretty worried about some of them. Kinda wish I didn't just spend my first year at university partying and drinking and smoking too much weed. It will be very interesting to see what happens. Kepp your fingers crossed for me guys. nerdydoseoner Dear summer job. If you could find me, and you are not a pain in the ass to do and enjoyable, and earn a bit more than minimum wage, I would be rather pleased. Unemployedoner Dear Girl. Its almost summer, you get to go home, let your ex fuck with your head some more, and forget about me and what a great guy I am for 4 months. Probably for the best. Dose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Giants, Hummm Baby! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... -FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, your song was depressing. i hope we can somehow see each other before you come up to sf. seriously SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much to catch up on!!! boy do i have stories for you! <3 ssn dear cali, i'll be driving thru on monday so no cupcakes again! <3 ssn dear giants, 2 days til i get to see you. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear back hair, please stop growing! Summer is almost here. I wouldnt mind you if you were regular hair but, many females have said you do in fact resemble pubic hair.... and honestly i have to agree... So in simple words... Either straighten your shit out, or GTFO!! ~~nl~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear white women, I love you all------- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear everyone-------- I dedicate this to ya'll------all of you-----THIS----promise turn your life around----- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ^dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAZYDUZIT Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear days 87 thru 68.... can i have you back? at least for day 35..til...u know. nothing else matters p.s. fukkk day 69 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Marco Sorry bro, I had to do it. Your Boy, Fat "SanFranciscoFan" Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ralphy, That made me laugh. You never know marco. TT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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