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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Pug Poop,

I really hate having to pick you up from the ground.

You are mooshy and stinky and I wish I had the vapoorizer.

 

Dear Cali-G,

I kicked your ass in pool AGAIN last night.

Too bad your girl wasn't at the bar last night.

She was probably at home recovering from multiple gun shot wounds.

 

Dear FD,

Thank you so much for your homemade suhsi.

It was the bomb.

 

<3 S

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Suki,

 

After you barely beat me in pool....we played again, and i beat you.

I am still the pool champion!!

I was just having an off night cause my girlfriend wasnt working. ;)

We are tied 2-2....i know i can hold my title against a girl.

 

love,

Cali-g

 

 

Dear FD,

co-signed on what suki said.

the sushi was good....didnt even have to go to mcdonalds afterwards!!

 

da homie,

cali-g

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear one year of work......

 

Thanks to you, i got promoted to an easier job and got a ...

 

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Raise out of it.

 

I expect my checks to be a lot higher than before cus i can use the spare money you know?

 

Kthxzbaiz.

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Dear car

 

Please magically and by magically I mean by no effort of mine become clean. You’re getting kinda gross. Personally I have no problem with your accumulated filth it its just the passengers are starting to complain about the 3 monthish old hot chocolate that has suddenly become pudding. It is becoming apparent that the rest of the world does not live this way so if you’d only do me a favor and just clean yourself that would be great…just alil bit. I d appreciate it since I am way to lazy to even comprehend something like that.

Patiently waiting- B fish

 

Dear M. grenades,

 

Thank you for the tip but I am not suffering from a foul mouth more so just being irradiated by people reminding me that smoking is bad for me. I think I just need more friends that smoke.

Keeping the mouth so fresh and clean: Bananerz

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Dear nap,

 

You were awsome today. How did you manage to knock me out and revive me in the most confortable way? Why do you exist every once and awhile? You should always be there when i need you.

 

Sleepy head and your numero uno fan,

 

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dear arabic language,

i'm not trying to whine. i'm just saying your grammar rules are fucking obscene. short movements. no short movements. unnecessary vowels for poetry's sake? what? it changes the word from his to mine and i'm supposed to pick that up from a single syllable 3 words previous? god damnit.

-whitey

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear job,

i hate you...

i work the whole month and get paid for

21 hours.... what the fuck?

you fucked up my weekend. and since my mom is

mysteriously broke all of a sudden i have $2 left...

yeah thats right... $2...

since your my main source of income im gonna hold on to you

for a couple more months.. save every booty paycheck i get...

then im out that mutha fucka...

 

 

peace bitch,

TailsRocK...

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Dear Washington Mutual,

 

Thanks so much for overdrafting me twice in a row today. That was swell. I'm glad I deposited that 70 bucks, just to have it disappear. PRETTY RADICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

hate you,

^ . ^

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dear national australia bank,

 

WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCK?

YOU FREEZE MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I HAVENT PAID BANK FEES?

I THOUGHT YOU TOOK THAT SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY ACCOUNT

NOW HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO PAY YOU?

ALL MY MONEY IS IN THAT ACCOUNT

I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE YOU

 

no love

 

a very angry tango

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