hatetown Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear double decker taco, your so tasty and i cant stop eating you. love your native american lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Pug Poop, I really hate having to pick you up from the ground. You are mooshy and stinky and I wish I had the vapoorizer. Dear Cali-G, I kicked your ass in pool AGAIN last night. Too bad your girl wasn't at the bar last night. She was probably at home recovering from multiple gun shot wounds. Dear FD, Thank you so much for your homemade suhsi. It was the bomb. <3 S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suki, After you barely beat me in pool....we played again, and i beat you. I am still the pool champion!! I was just having an off night cause my girlfriend wasnt working. ;) We are tied 2-2....i know i can hold my title against a girl. love, Cali-g Dear FD, co-signed on what suki said. the sushi was good....didnt even have to go to mcdonalds afterwards!! da homie, cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bored Mofo I left a gift for you. Not expensive, but a good home made one. If you need a laugh, or something to dis, check out this amateur shit right here. Sincerly, Self promotion whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali-G Don't hate because the bartenders were better "pick up artists". Sincerely, S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear s their lines were almost as lame as that show is yup, cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Pool Players, Should I make my way to the Bay.. We play... I lose, but we drink til delirium sets in... Signed, IOUOWESNOTHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear one year of work...... Thanks to you, i got promoted to an easier job and got a ... Raise out of it. I expect my checks to be a lot higher than before cus i can use the spare money you know? Kthxzbaiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear trance, nice use of rapper. ch U bbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear me: your a mess sincerely - banana fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear car Please magically and by magically I mean by no effort of mine become clean. You’re getting kinda gross. Personally I have no problem with your accumulated filth it its just the passengers are starting to complain about the 3 monthish old hot chocolate that has suddenly become pudding. It is becoming apparent that the rest of the world does not live this way so if you’d only do me a favor and just clean yourself that would be great…just alil bit. I d appreciate it since I am way to lazy to even comprehend something like that. Patiently waiting- B fish Dear M. grenades, Thank you for the tip but I am not suffering from a foul mouth more so just being irradiated by people reminding me that smoking is bad for me. I think I just need more friends that smoke. Keeping the mouth so fresh and clean: Bananerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dentist man i'm leaving work in 2 minutes to come there and probably get a root canal. i'm not happy about this at all. please go easy on me. nohomo. mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mitch, The worst part is paying them after. I had to get my tooth drilled or someshit no novicane we were all done my jaw was hurting and he was like after insurance your co pay is 67$ I was like WTF!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nap, You were awsome today. How did you manage to knock me out and revive me in the most confortable way? Why do you exist every once and awhile? You should always be there when i need you. Sleepy head and your numero uno fan, <------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear neck, if you don't get better by tomorrow, I'm karate chopping you. love always, rest of the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Pool Players, Should I make my way to the Bay.. We play... I lose, but we drink til delirium sets in... Signed, IOUOWESNOTHING dear IOU, next time im in l.a. we'll shoot some pool. signed, cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Let's do it. Signed, IOU P.S. I'm not good, but I like playing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear IOU, fuck ...im not that good either....after all sukisuki beat me. loling, caligulaonerzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR TEH OUNCE, PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I CAN'T STOP BROWSING YOUR PAGES. THANKS, DRUCKINESS OF PUNCHINESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear drunkpunch, its called 12oz addiction....welcome to the group. "my name is caligula and im addicted to 12oz" signed and co-signed, caligeezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear arabic language, i'm not trying to whine. i'm just saying your grammar rules are fucking obscene. short movements. no short movements. unnecessary vowels for poetry's sake? what? it changes the word from his to mine and i'm supposed to pick that up from a single syllable 3 words previous? god damnit. -whitey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear kanye west, you are a serious homo. your last album sucked. you should give up that hot chick you call your girlfriend, and let a straight man have her. sincerely KM4RT ps. you're gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR CALIgula, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HELPING ME ON MY WAY TO UNDERSTANDING MY "ADDICTION" HI, MY NAME IS DRUNKPUNCH AND I AM ADDICTED TO 12OZ. CALIgula, WILL YOU BE MY SPONSOR?. /NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR CALIgula, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME IDENTIFY AND MOVE TOWARDS A BETTER LIFE. HI, MY NAME IS DRUNKPUNCH AND I AM ADDICTED TO 12OZ. PROPHET. CALIgula, WOULD YOU BE MY SPONSOR?. /NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chubbs and caligula post your pix in the i wanna see you 2007 thread. cause i wanna see you. love, homo pills. /so homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear job, i hate you... i work the whole month and get paid for 21 hours.... what the fuck? you fucked up my weekend. and since my mom is mysteriously broke all of a sudden i have $2 left... yeah thats right... $2... since your my main source of income im gonna hold on to you for a couple more months.. save every booty paycheck i get... then im out that mutha fucka... peace bitch, TailsRocK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Washington Mutual, Thanks so much for overdrafting me twice in a row today. That was swell. I'm glad I deposited that 70 bucks, just to have it disappear. PRETTY RADICAL!!!!!!!!!!! hate you, ^ . ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dentist, you did not go easy on me. three extractions! fuck. at least i have some viocodin and an excuse to not go to work for a day or two. in pain oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear national australia bank, WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCK? YOU FREEZE MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I HAVENT PAID BANK FEES? I THOUGHT YOU TOOK THAT SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY ACCOUNT NOW HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO PAY YOU? ALL MY MONEY IS IN THAT ACCOUNT I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE YOU no love a very angry tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear old roommate, thanks for posting on here (different thread) the upcoming competition...You're an idiot and I hope you get sirrosis of the eye!!! With regards to hope your computers (all 3) crash, Doooood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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