Herbivore Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by dANce'N'grAf@Feb 23 2006, 12:41 AM fucked 7, head from 13.... 2 to 1 ratio aint bad!!! :king: :king: Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Not to get personal (even though this is a personal thread) but am I the only girl who really doesnt give out blowjobs like lollipops? The guys on this board talk like chicks walk around with "FREE BJS" signs on their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 7. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by DEE38+Feb 23 2006, 02:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DEE38 - Feb 23 2006, 02:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>0 Quoted post [/b] LIAR <!--QuoteBegin-dubsface@Feb 23 2006, 03:44 PM Not to get personal (even though this is a personal thread) but am I the only girl who really doesnt give out blowjobs like lollipops? The guys on this board talk like chicks walk around with "FREE BJS" signs on their heads. Quoted post you are a rare breed indeed then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Feb 23 2006, 10:44 AM Not to get personal (even though this is a personal thread) but am I the only girl who really doesnt give out blowjobs like lollipops? The guys on this board talk like chicks walk around with "FREE BJS" signs on their heads. Quoted post in terms of males 99% of conversations related to sex are grade-a bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 so (dubs) youre saying that throughout your wonderful life of slumber parties and girl talks - you have never known any girlfriends who have said, "...i love sucking dick, it's one of my favorite things to do with a guy."..? *not very observant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 We used to call those girls "head monsters". It's all about the quiet, shy girls. They're the biggest freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 yep what he says. They got all them pent up skank impulses and its your prize to unleash them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Feb 23 2006, 11:44 AM Not to get personal (even though this is a personal thread) but am I the only girl who really doesnt give out blowjobs like lollipops? The guys on this board talk like chicks walk around with "FREE BJS" signs on their heads. Quoted post Nah Dubs... I rarely do that shit either... Not only Am I celibate..... I have the worst gag reflexes.... smegma infested penile members..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george burns Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 the best answer is obviously "not enough"..yet these days you might get some hurt ass disease and have to wear only sweatpants for a 2 weeks...this happened to a homey :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I need to update my list, it's about 25 or so now. If only I could remember all the little details that made them special (or had written it down). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 i've honestly lost count. it's gross i know. gooch=manwhore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 hahaha.... I just picture the fat kid saying that. Like the fat kid on the Jimmy Kimmel show. (or was it the man show?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 i know this chick that got cyphilis when she lost her virginity. ive never fucked a pussy. only mouths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 25 2006, 01:33 AM hahaha.... I just picture the fat kid saying that. Like the fat kid on the Jimmy Kimmel show. (or was it the man show?) Quoted post picture the "inner" fat kid making up for lost time and repressed sexual tension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 isnt that fat kid andy milonakis? that fat fuck is hella funny...but it was funnier before i found out he was like 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Andy Milonakis is 29!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I SAY 27... MY HOMEGIRLS THINKS ITS MORE :love2: GOOD TO BE A LOBER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 24 2006, 11:22 PM If only I could remember all the little details that made them special (or had written it down). Quoted post Sarcasm I hope, otherwise el homo for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 This should be an interesting bump, 18 years after the fact. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Interesting thread indeed. Body counts 🤣. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 One. Because everyone else extraneous of Me are all "God" who just appears to take on the various avatars I have engaged in genital coupling with. So essentially all the different aestthetics were for the purpose of Me knowing perfection when I found it and subsequently retired from making booty quake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 let's just say that due to the sydney olympics and following years, my job as a bartender and my absolute lack of standards ( a photographic record would be some compelling viewing) it rocketed up in the early days of this century before pausing at one more for the last 15 years. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 More holes than Swiss cheese 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 On 2/28/2024 at 8:58 AM, One Man Banned said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Anyone who hasn't lost count yet wasted their youth. Can say I've only been with one for the last 10 years. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 (edited) On 6/27/2005 at 5:50 PM, mr.yuck said: Blonde brunette light brunette blonde blonde blonde black brunette then comes some fuzziness ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... blonde blonde black and pink(my ex, the best that ever did it.) Brunette Brunette Brunette Red (worst to ever do it) Black Blonde Black Brunette Dirty blonde Brunette Brunette Brunette (In no particular order. I forgot Tennessee and added in what I could remember.) 😂 EDIT- RED Wife Edited April 22 by mr.yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 in the last 12 years. lol. deadass don't know. in the 30's maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 I revise My answer as given we are jn a simulation, all NPC avatars you can have sex with are nothing more than jokes the Fuck machine which literally fucks you from birth until death uses to add an addition quantity of an aspect of your personal identity that will be subtracted upon death such that those wuth higher body counts lose more when the grand total of all your life's figures arr tallyed to determine where you stand in regards to being "The Biggest Loser" before the next cycle of the infinite loop of incarnatuon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Dawg how much crystal do you smoke? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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