EnimeeOne

I havent been to a rave in years but from about 95-99 shit was bangin! Yeah the over the top candy kids are easy targets but if you werent there getting off chops an havin fun then you dont know what you missed. Coolin out with cool people , getting mad trolleyed, making money and smashing def litttle chicks. Good times.

I once consumed a litre of Iced coffee and a large bag of Salt and Vinegar chips. I felt sooooo crook after!

27.5 Beefeater is right, I have alittle fat on my stomach other than that its all muscle. This calculator doesnt cater to body builders.

When you work in clubs you find money all the time. I will be garenteed to find at least $50 a week.

Just because im feeling nice tonight, I will give you the ultimate car damage revenge recipe. Directions are as follows; Go to fish markets with some kinda container for carrying liquid. Ask for some fish juice kinda shit (they will think your wakko but just do it anyway). Get some syringes and fill them with stinky fish juice, then inject into the rubber window seals of her car. This technique works best in summer as the heat will make the smell unbareable. This is a tried and tested method of revenge. In one case my mate did it and bought the car for a throw away price because the owner couldnt get rid of the smell. hahah Go get em tiger!

If someone uploads a torrent Ill watch it ,otherwise...meh

My boy getting loose in Vienna!

If I caught anyone fucking with my dog I would fucking torture the cunt. Car, or other personal property is fair game, but not dogs.

I think I met the one last night!! Half chinese half african, tall, hot.. everything! Then I ran into a mate from high school and he came an put in the cock block routine, while some other islander fag came from left of field and bailed her up.. Highschool mates are homo!

Smash! The scandalousness of it all makes it better!

^I didnt work for 8 months, painted trains, drunk, fucked and popped pills the whole time. Best time of my life.

You might get the shits due to excessive vitimin c. Chances are the shit you drank wasnt real orange juice anyway so you got nothing to worry about.. Next question?

Most of the time I talk to chicks and drink coffee, the rest is taken up by kicking peoples ass's.

Dont make me beat yo ass woman... with infectious afro cuban rythem!