One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 maybe just a little bit of diggity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Was passing an old house today and noticed they had a lawn jockey that's been there quite a long time. Got me to thinking that minorities should be able to get a similar statue that would be a lawn Karen... little white lady statue with a Karen haircut to guard their lawn and neighborhood. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 In the name of equality, now that Disney made Turning Red, it's time for them to make Cock of The Walk, a coming of age story about a little red rooster with an embarrassing problem that makes it hard for him to stand or walk when he gets excited, and he's always excited. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Oontz Live™ sure would be nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 On 5/6/2022 at 4:10 PM, One Man Banned said: Was passing an old house today and noticed they had a lawn jockey that's been there quite a long time. Got me to thinking that minorities should be able to get a similar statue that would be a lawn Karen... little white lady statue with a Karen haircut to guard their lawn and neighborhood. Thats such a good fucking idea. You seen the gnomies? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Also it would be super funny if it had a little motion detector in it that would make it talk when people roll by. "Where's your manager?" "Pick up your dog shit!" "I've got your license plate number!" 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 god sorbet hurts my teeth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Shoulda stopped myself from asking if I could strip and varnish the steps in my pad after I got the ok to paint rooms .. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 If I catch any of y’all greasing your chain, petting your llama or savaging your pony to @CHANTICLEER’s niece, we will have a problem. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Haha. She's aged out of questionability at this point I think! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, nicklesndimes said: ghost pepper got my nose runnin like it's in a marathon Just wait until tomorrow when it’s got your anus runnin like it’s in a marathon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 be gone mexican big tiddy rockabilly vamp sorta ex girlfriend , we are too much alike in personality for anything good other than mstk3k style bar people watching and your sister cockblocking us 24/7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 (edited) Seeing a the new corvette coming down the street is like seeing a really hot chick walking your way but when she gets close you notice her dong hanging out of her mini skirt. Edited May 16, 2022 by ndv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, ndv said: Seeing a the new corvette coming down the street is like seeing a really hot chick walking your way but when she gets close you notice her doing hanging out of her mini skirt. A doing hanging out of her thoing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, LUGR said: A doing hanging out of her thoing? I guess auto correct wouldn't allow me to type dong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 How the fuck are ottomans so expensive? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: How the fuck are ottomans so expensive? They figure only rich people buy ottomans. So thats why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 @ndv all the thrift stores around me stopped carrying furniture cause some family was breeding bed bugs and donating the infested furniture around all the thrift stores in the immediate county.. Poor folk foot rest lives matter 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 (edited) 55 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: @ndv all the thrift stores around me stopped carrying furniture cause some family was breeding bed bugs and donating the infested furniture around all the thrift stores in the immediate county.. Poor folk foot rest lives matter That's nuts that someone would do that. But then again there's people with STDs and HIV and don't tell no one. Wayfair is all you need. Edited May 16, 2022 by ndv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 @ndv forgot all about Wayfair , good looking out. And true , I know one girl that gave Chlamydia to 14 different guys in one plastic extrusion plant between all 3 shifts last year. 5 for sure got the face forever herpes and the rest probably won't admit if they got it from blowjob's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 That's jacked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 We have a Mormon girls gone wild problem in my town , it's like the least weird thing that happens on the regular though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 (edited) RUMMMMMSPRINGERRRRR Edited May 17, 2022 by mr.yuck Lol. I just realized that's not for Mormons but I'll let it stand 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 If you walk the line, you ain’t walkin the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 God. Damn. It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 The fuck does sow price going up have to do with me not being able to order sharpies and not shitty bootleg markers ? Y'all spent 1.6 million on a sanitation room and forgot to make the floor pitched ..the fuck. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 No past but an infinite present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 how can she make wearing a string thong while standing in a running shower not sexual at all .. just fire the photographer already girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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