One Man Banned Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 the black panther was killed by a black hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 leaving the supermarket w/ my girl, didn't see anyone walk out with us. Get to the car and let out an audible booming fart to turn and see a dude just passing us. Girl said he gave her a look and appeared to laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 In boyz in the hood when Tre's dad lines up one side of the fade then yells to clean up the hair after storming out of the room cause Tre's not using the rubbers he gave him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Anti maskers are just a pussy version of nudists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 I thought I was going to have an OJ and a McMuffin, but was derailed by two employees that didn't wash their hands right after using the restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 i realized that the reason i like the new shampoo/conditioner i'm using is because it's the same one an ex-fling used. it smells like coconuts and her cheating on her boyfriend 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Biden looks dead when he closes his eyes and Trump looks like hes been snorting pieces of the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, where said: Biden looks dead when he closes his eyes and Trump looks like hes been snorting pieces of the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 FedEx package handler ain't no punk. One of y'all order a whole damn gym, and I am.not talking one of those sit-N-be-fit type. You went all out and and trying to have a 2 story cross fit gym. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, ndv said: FedEx package handler ain't no punk. One of y'all order a whole damn gym, and I am.not talking one of those sit-N-be-fit type. You went all out and and trying to have a 2 story cross fit gym. What’d the fedex person do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 They don't have to do much to shine when put along side the Amazon delivery folks. 1099 suckers showing up in rented vans and frisbee tossing my shit not even onto the porch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 7 hours ago, where said: What’d the fedex person do? Package handler. Basically unloading/loading semi trailers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Write out for Snowpiercer porn parody with deep fake Nancy Pelosi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 I miss naked news, a video clip of thoughtful content and some broad taking her blouse off would be way better than my current news consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I think jessie smallete is bubna Watson 's director. ACTION!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 i want to get teenager high for like three months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: i want to get teenager high for like three months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Hoping trump comes out tha door on a deck sliding those rails out front. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I bet if women with particularly nice racks took to flashing their breasts to men as a show of appreciation for wearing masks that compliance would go up. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Would be cool to have a gif as profile pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 they made a movie about a tall girl and just called it tall girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 If I posted more about politics I would have more frustration, but not posting is also frustrating. The place I found to get adobo never has adobo but I keep going there anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 How have I mever met anyone that goes by Bob? Ive known plenty of Roberts, Robs, Robbys, and Bobbys. Never a Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Tiky pineapple soda is the best soda, fuck you pussy if you disagree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 How y'all feel about cold fried chicken tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Cold pan fried chicken is good, deep fried not so much. All the people that were old when i was young are now dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 She reads a lot and wears Megadeth shirts to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Why tf niggas gotta leave the house lookin like a straight up dumpster when they know you coming by to do work? Funky ass smellin, no class havin ass dusty ass niggas, mane. SCUST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 goddamit birds second time you've shat on my drying sheets. @NightmareOnElmStreet you would hate my place this week - somehow it's gotten so on top of me. My family seem to be this insane mess making combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: goddamit birds second time you've shat on my drying sheets. @NightmareOnElmStreet you would hate my place this week - somehow it's gotten so on top of me. My family seem to be this insane mess making combo. Without question, i can confidentially assure you that your place is spotless compared to the hell hole im working at. Part of me wants to share pictures but i feel too shameful to actually do it lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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