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mr.yuck Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Just opened this ad from nike. Bro is wide open this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 On 8/12/2020 at 10:26 PM, LUGR said: Pfffft, should have flipped the cushions... @Pfffffffffft 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kults Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 12 hours ago, ndv said: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 well played 👏 @Kults You my friend, are a Gentleman and Scholar. Bravo 👏 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 scooters, 1 tweeker bonus points for taser in left hand. extra bonus points for finger on the trigger 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ko SprueOne said: My man i shit you not, I snapped this pick at the grocery last night what the actual fuck is wrong with our people? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://pudding.cool/2020/04/music-challenge/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: My man i shit you not, I snapped this pick at the grocery last night what the actual fuck is wrong with our people? Lol Zing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 3 hours ago, metronome said: https://pudding.cool/2020/04/music-challenge/ This was fun. I did it several times and consistently hit at 60% for the 80s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Click me for a good time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 (edited) Edited August 15, 2020 by Tails0nE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Kicked the tiddies out 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 This retarded cunt: 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Chewbacca and Falcor sharing a bath as puppies. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 12 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: how did you find a pic of my boss?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 lol 1 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 ^^ mess with the best, die like the rest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 iM aBiG fAn OfTagS, iF tHeIr DoNe RiGhT 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) " What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked... 12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends. It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision. 12:06 pm: You deep throat a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life. 12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted shit in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser. Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours. 12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1... 12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The shit/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down. Is that blood? False alarm. That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your asshole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass. 1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your asshole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it. You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats. You meet Jesus. 8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours. You're broken. Your asshole's broken. Your spirit's broken. Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a shit stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it. -unknown" Edited August 19, 2020 by +plus+ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Primarily set in the mid-twenty-first century in the fictional Japanese city of Niihama, Niihama Prefecture (新浜県新浜市, Niihama-ken Niihama-shi), otherwise known as New Port City (ニューポートシティ, Nyū Pōto Shiti), the manga and the many anime adaptations follow the members of Public Security Section 9, a task-force consisting of various professionals at solving and preventing crime, mostly with some sort of police background. Political intrigue and counter-terrorism operations are standard fare for Section 9, but the various actions of corrupt officials, companies, and cyber-criminals in each scenario are unique and require the diverse skills of Section 9's staff to prevent a series of incidents from escalating. In this post-cyberpunk iteration of a possible future, computer technology has advanced to the point that many members of the public possess cyberbrains, technology that allows them to interface their biological brain with various networks. The level of cyberization varies from simple minimal interfaces to almost complete replacement of the brain with cybernetic parts, in cases of severe trauma. This can also be combined with various levels of prostheses, with a fully prosthetic body enabling a person to become a cyborg. The main character of Ghost in the Shell, Major Motoko Kusanagi, is such a cyborg, having had a terrible accident befall her as a child that ultimately required her to use a full-body prosthesis to house her cyberbrain. This high level of cyberization, however, opens the brain up to attacks from highly skilled hackers, with the most dangerous being those who will hack a person to bend to their whims. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Was wondering to myself this morning how the fuck that Cuties movie gets made and what would possess Netflix to broadcast it and then I googled the film maker. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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