BOZACK Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 said to blatantly homosexual black boy: "sissy james, if you dont stop walkin wit dat dip imma tickle my weeny in ya booty hole" sissy james: "hahahahaha [gay laugh] boy you can't take this pussy" pussy???? wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 :lol: ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I was walking to store 24 with my boy, and this store 24 is the hang out for all the homeboys with their low riders and rims and such things, so one dude comes up to me and asked if i had trees, i said no, he then said "damn I want some headbangers weed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "daaaaaaamn girl got some booty." - random chocolate on the street i'm a lil asian girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 This little exchange went down in berkeley in front of my friends apartment last weekend... black dude: "Excuse me bro, excuse me....can i axe you a question? me: "Sure, if i can chop you an answer." He didn't get the joke and procedded to ask me for money I said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Haha. Me and my boy were sitting around and we saw this fat black dude walking by that was wearing a bright orange jumpsuit. My boy told me that he looked like an ant crawling out of a dead pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Playing basketball at a local court... I was the only white boy playing. It was the start of the game and I walked up to a team mate and motioned him to pass the ball in to me to get it all going. He looked at me and said: "Shorty... you better speed on before you get pee'd on!" This was the early 80's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "Jackson?...Thats a good nigger name" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I've had a couple of black people ask me if the oz. of tobacco I had in my baggie is weed, like "Whauuut, yo, check it, he rollin' a spliff on the street dun," yeah, i tell them, I guess black people's eyes, are too blind to see that tobacco is golden brown, either that, or all they smoke are those dlunt sized dime bags of brown ass grass. yeah, while I'm on it, today, on the train i was being a shithead to fight off the cold, you know, acting like I had a grenade launcher, millions of charlies around, plus people were shooting rockets into my invincible armor, so I was on the train, still worked up, and this black lady sitting next to me, asx me if I'm going to leave the pile of newspapers on the floor where I'd left them, "is that a problem?" I said, (I am the problem people), then before she could respond, I launched them under the seat with me feet, super shithead status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by RubbeRBand this black lady sitting next to me, asx me if I'm going to leave the pile of newspapers on the floor where I'd left them, "is that a problem?" I said, (I am the problem people), then before she could respond, I launched them under the seat with me feet, super shithead status Don't you just love it when someone has to force their sense of order onto you? Man, mind your own fucking buisness lady! Oh, another incident about a year ago.... This was after I cut some black guy off who rolled up next to me black dude: "You white devil honkey muh fuckin cracka! I should whup yo ass fo dat!" Me (Shock quickly fading into irritation): "Wha?!? You're damn lucky this isn't the fifties anymore asshole!" Say something racist to me, you'll get something equally disrespectful back (certain restrictions apply Void where prohibited.) I only said that because i had a quick escape route. I guess he was used to talking shit and not hearing any sort of retort from white boys judging from the suprise on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by BOZACK said to blatantly homosexual black boy: "sissy james, if you dont stop walkin wit dat dip imma tickle my weeny in ya booty hole" sissy james: "hahahahaha [gay laugh] boy you can't take this pussy" pussy???? wtf? Hahahahahaahahahah....yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 “IF I CAN CHOP YOU AN ANSWER” –LENS THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY! I LOVE THIS THREAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! [black dude: "You white devil honkey muh fuckin cracka! I should whup yo ass fo dat!" Me (Shock quickly fading into irritation): "Wha?!? You're damn lucky this isn't the fifties anymore asshole!" jesus that was funny. i totally pictured that as i read it.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meone Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 a black friend: You know I like your attitude...I mean you act a lot like us...just look at you.. me: you're crazy I dress like a skater and listen to punk rock and metal. friend: yea but you don't give a fuck so I'm making you an honorary black man. So every since then I've no longer been considered a cracker or a honkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by meone a black friend: You know I like your attitude...I mean you act a lot like us...just look at you.. me: you're crazy I dress like a skater and listen to punk rock and metal. friend: yea but you don't give a fuck so I'm making you an honorary black man. So every since then I've no longer been considered a cracker or a honkey... cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X “IF I CAN CHOP YOU AN ANSWER” –LENS THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY! I LOVE THIS THREAD. ha ha, thanks...yes, this is a great thread. i wish moogle would come around and give us the black mans slant "What's the craziest thing a white man has ever said to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I got told by my black gf that she got drunk and cheated on me. ...damn. fuck you bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 new favorite phrase. after the big-ass party we had on sunday night, all these homeless dudes were digging through our garbage for our recycling and i came out to smoke a cigarette, and one of em looks at me and says: "damn, boy, yall was drinkin and yellin like you was possessed. what you been drinkin? gasoline?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by gfreshsushi "damn, boy, yall was drinkin and yellin like you was possessed. what you been drinkin? gasoline?" HA HA HA HA!!!! oh fucking great! Gasoline.....ha ha ha...oh man,some hangovers i've had in my time make me wonder if i was drinking lighter fluid the night before.... Cming out of a punk show last month some homeles black guy asked me and my friends... "how come y'all don't have neck braces on? bangin' yo heads n shit...y'all break yo damn necks listenin' to dat devil music!" he called it devil music..........awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUZZIEDAWG Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I had some coon ask me for a spare 75 cents i was hell tripped out ussually its like $1 or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 ^i love racism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 "my mom did NOT give easy-e AIDS." "I bet I eat more watermellon than you do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 i used to smoke weed a lot when i was younger. i used to go to the hood when it was dry and some "black" guy pulls up next to me and hes like follow me so i go to his house and and he starts a fight with his girl and she kicks him out so hes like follow me to my whiteboys house i only had 10 dollars to spend but he was trying way to hard to help me out but i told him forget it and he pulls out a knot of 20's and hes like take this if you dont trust me.me and my friend looked at each other and i didnt know what to do i had just turned 16 and i wasnt about to rob anyone so i took his money and followed him this guy hooked me up with the fattest sack and then he offered to buy my piece of shit car. i guess you had to be there but it was just odd. what a nice drug dealer. the crack heads in atlanta say some pretty fucked up shit too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 "i'm bald" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by LENS This little exchange went down in berkeley in front of my friends apartment last weekend... black dude: "Excuse me bro, excuse me....can i axe you a question? me: "Sure, if i can chop you an answer." He didn't get the joke and procedded to ask me for money I said no. AKSED VERSUS ASKED From Tim Messer, Melbourne, Australia: “Aksed in lieu of asked is a grating mispronunciation. Yet, I recently heard a linguist on radio claim that the word was originally spelled, and pronounced, aksed, and that the spelling was varied to reflect a widespread change in pronunciation. Is this so?” Some decades ago, when I first became a freelance producer, I worked on natural history scripts and—to my annoyance—regularly typed bird as brid, so much so that in our family we still refer to feathered flying things that way, puzzling visitors no end. It was only when I happened to look up its word history that I found that in Old English it had indeed been bryd (plural bryddas). This process by which a sound changes place with another in a word is called metathesis. Wasp has gone through the same change, as it was spelled both waesp and waeps in Old English (the Latin equivalent is indeed vespa, but it seems that the prehistoric form may have been nearer waps). Another example is pattern, which was created from patron in the sixteenth century. Yet another was common in the British Army in the nineteenth century, when cavalry was often said as though it was spelled Calvary. You hear it in the spoken language—one example is relevant, which is often said with the middle consonants inverted, as revelant. Children do it a lot while they’re learning new words. Aks is a common (and notorious) modern example. Though in standard English it’s considered a mistake, it’s common in various dialects, for example in Black American English. The linguist you heard on the radio was quite right: the two forms go back to Old English, in which axian and ascian (with a hard c) existed side by side. In this case, the -sk- sound is the older, and it seems to have won the battle for survival. But the existence of the two forms, its widespread use in dialect—plus all the other cases of metathesis—suggests that someone today who says aks is actually going through a mental process that isn’t at all abnormal, and which is probably allied to Spoonerism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 merc dat! truly a blik ting to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stomah Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Once i was at Burger King, and the guy taking my order asked me what i was up to, so i told him i was going to a party, and he asked me if i was gonna run the bitches over with the train and then laughed for a few minutes. I personally thought it was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 my homie had a dream that monkies were going to get super intelligent and take over the US, he got all drunk when we were out camping one night and decided that the dream was a warning and he had to do something... "magic, im serious, we gotta build a trench, fodey feet wide, twenny deep. cause those mother fuckers can jump...like MJ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 black guy: wuh you doin dow hurr, yo aint no nigga me: im tryin get some o dem thangs, nah mean black guy: aight we get at me den that was in new orleans shit was hot walkin roun down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I saw this spray painted on a wall in east oakland once... "Honkey, don't let the sun set on you here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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