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craziest thing a black person has ever stole from you

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"when i be smkokin weed,i be a gigglin ho"

"i could have that bike when yo done?"

pointing to my ship tattoo "what ship that is,the barnacle?"

"what kinda dog that is, a rock weila?"

"say bruh,you worship voodoo?"

here is a conversation i heard on the bus:

"say bruh,what if the moon fell on the earth?","man,my shit would be runnin!","nigga,you cant outrun the moon."

more to come

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I think someone has some issues being white, 2slim. Come here and Ill give you a big brown hug.

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i dont have issues with being white,i just think its funny that this thread will be labeled racist,and the craziest thing a white person ever said is ok...????black people say crazy shit too,so dont be a pussy and post up!!!!nigga!

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i thought you were going to give me the big brown hug...i already got bitches to get brown hugs from,i want one from you

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Originally posted by 2slim

i dont have issues with being white,i just think its funny that this thread will be labeled racist,and the craziest thing a white person ever said is ok...????black people say crazy shit too,so dont be a pussy and post up!!!!nigga!

 

I didn't notice the other thread that teaser started, someone just bumped it up now. I believe labeling someone "racist" is actually being racist in itself. One could argue that holding certain beliefs puts you into a group of people, in essence a race. So by labeling someone racist your being racist because your labeling someone based on their beliefs, which could be part of a race of some sort. yeah thats its..and now on to "the craziest thing a white person ever said." thread :)

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not somethign crazy, but i met this pimp (really a pimp, he offered me a white ho that would "drop her panties for 20 bones") anyway, he told me, "no matter who you are, if you're rich or poor, black, white or hispanic, everyone has their vices. for some it's drugs, for others it's money. don't ever forget that." that was three years ago. i haven't forgotten.

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Pimpology gets so deep, seriously. I have teachers that reference it many a time, those are the dope classes.

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one time this black guy said YO! and i got scared. being white and from the sweet ass suburbs ive never seen any coloured person before. i was scared. i thought he was a rap gangster or something. now we have black people on my street so its ok. we play hoops.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

one time this black guy said YO! and i got scared. being white and from the sweet ass suburbs ive never seen any coloured person before. i was scared. i thought he was a rap gangster or something. now we have black people on my street so its ok. we play hoops.

^^^that shit is hilarious. 2slim, man you need to simmer down. chill. Seems like you're a little upset. Everyone says dumb shit. Like, Like one time I was walking down the street wit' my boys Perch and Glam, and some Indian kat asked me where I got my rasta from. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about.

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ha ha..my friend has dreads and plugs in her ears,and this lady asked her if the plugs were "to amplify the reggae"ha ha

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I was working on this hiphop documentary and

the director says to me about the guy being interviewed

"This guy is on the street team for rock-a-fella records. That's Jay-Z's company"

 

ok thanks for assuming I'm that unaware.

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Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you

 

Originally posted by 2slim

"i could have that bike when yo done?"

 

"what kinda dog that is, a rock weila?"

 

i've heard these enUFF times! It's funny 'cuz it's so true! Funny thread - post up more. I'll try and post up after I meet up with my bud's in the park for a blunt. Maybe I'll pick up something there.

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Being asked "where did you get that idea from?" about the 1in holes in my ears.

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they had something in the school newspaper about what kids thought about invading Iraq, this one black kid said " im all for dat, we need to go find Osama and say 'wat up?' "

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MY puerto rican friend(close enough to black) told me once that you can kick a dogs nose off if you kick it hard enough.He actually thinks that it will detach not rip off or something.He still holds on to it till this day.Damn jiggles

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