Pfffffffffft Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 homeless guy came in to my job today and said "i work here"..... ahahhaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i was in the 2nd grade.. and this bitch was saying stupid shit so i was trying to make a come back.. but before i could she lifted her left palm and said "talk to the hand"... ive been petrified to get into arguments with black females ever since.... HONEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 the redone industrial buildings on tv are pimp as fuck, i can only imagine what yours is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergin_graffer Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Fox Mulder@Apr 30 2003, 01:22 PM "yo mannn....i got these cheeeseburgers..." Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I had some black chick hang out the passenger window of an SUV while calling me a "Maggot" and pouring a Pepsi bottle out, which since we were going about 50 miles per hour went all over their car. All this because I cut her off and gave her the finger when she flashed her high-beams. Some people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Oh and I also had some 50-60 year old fat, black crackwhore and her fat, black crackwhore friend grab my nuts and ask me if I wanted a blowjob at 3 AM in the city by myself. But that's not about color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Jun 21 2005, 06:44 PM Some people... Quoted post what do you mean by some people? i'm joking.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 NIGGERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Chris Rock's comedy just isn't as funny as it used to be..that movie the "longest yard"? was crap.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Yeah, his movies were never really good, though. Except CB4. CAUSE I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLICKETY BLICKETY BLICK BLACK YO, I'M BLICK BLACK BLICKETY BLACK AND I'M BLACK CAUSE I'M BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Jun 21 2005, 07:30 PM CAUSE I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLICKETY BLICKETY BLICK BLACK YO, I'M BLICK BLACK BLICKETY BLACK AND I'M BLACK CAUSE I'M BLACK Quoted post yeah, when after like the 3rd or 4th "blickety" his comedy irritated me..I was all like "chris we know you're blickety!.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i buy all these silly t-shirts from thrift stores.. so i had one on that said "martin beherman bees" on it... i go into a subway sandwich place in uptown new orleans and i order a sammich the lady behind the counter says: Lady: GURRRRRRRRRRRRL YOU WENNT TO BERRRHMAN? Me: uhm, no.. Lady: I DIDN'T THINKKK SO!@#@$ ------ once there was this crackhead lady that would roam the streets by one of my apartments (uptown new orleans).. coming out of my apartment she started coming on to my Ex, and then turns around and screams in my face "FUCKING WHITE BITTTTTTTCH" i know i have more stories, i just can't remember any worth typing at the moment.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I remember that first one from some other thread?.. yeah I'm officially "kicking it" in this topic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by dumy+Jun 22 2005, 12:40 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Jun 22 2005, 12:40 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fermentor666@Jun 21 2005, 07:30 PM CAUSE I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLICKETY BLICKETY BLICK BLACK YO, I'M BLICK BLACK BLICKETY BLACK AND I'M BLACK CAUSE I'M BLACK Quoted post yeah, when after like the 3rd or 4th "blickety" his comedy irritated me..I was all like "chris we know you're blickety!.." Quoted post [/b] Haha, no no, I'm talking about the part in CB4 where one of the members gets all militant African and makes a solo single and that's the entire minutes to the song which goes on for like 2 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i was walking through the tenderloin and i stepped on one of those metal plate things in the sidewalk and it made a noise and this black guy yells at me, "why the fuck you white people always do that?" apparently colored folk don't step on metal parts of the sidewalk... also, it appears you had to be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 b-"your the blackest white boy i ever met son.." -me.. "you gotta stop smokin that shit fam..." b- (laughs uncontrolably) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Some black guy rode his bike by a while ago and said "How's it going?" and I said "Not much, what's up?" he said "Been a wonderful day, hope you're having a great day too." Silly negros and their crazy urban jive talk. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 "CAUSE I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLICKETY BLICKETY BLICK BLACK YO, I'M BLICK BLACK BLICKETY BLACK AND I'M BLACK CAUSE I'M BLACK" Cell Block 4... That was a good movie. I never really sat through the whole thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 uptown in chicago..dude comes up to me, reaches out his hand, which i shake on instinct(i guess) asks me if i got a dollar, and i said no. he pleads, and says, "BUT MAN I GOT CO-HUT TOMMOROW!" and explained how he needed to take the bus to the court house. and i was like "aight man, but i dont have a dollar.." since i guess he thought i didnt believe him, he felt the need to shove his court papers in my face and say "SEE MAN I GOT CO-HUT I AINT LYIN TO YOU MAN!" i was checking to see what the crime was, and couldn't find it, and asked him and he got this gleaming smile on his face and said, "now, boy, i cant tell you all of THAT!". His bond was $1,000.00. Couldn't pay the $2.00 for the train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 craziest thing a white person has said to me... fuck, i dunno maybe "AREN'T THERE LIKE A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE AT _______ HIGH SCHOOL!?!"i didn't really know how to respond, i just sort of sat there...pretty fucking sad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeakOnes Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 "Yo, ya'll like mexicans?" *Eyebrows lifted as if a question was inplied* "Skin Flicks?!" "Ahh, no thanks man." "What, are ya'll mormons or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666+Jun 21 2005, 08:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Jun 21 2005, 08:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by dumy@Jun 22 2005, 12:40 AM <!--QuoteBegin-fermentor666@Jun 21 2005, 07:30 PM CAUSE I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLACK YO, I'M BLICKETY BLICKETY BLICK BLACK YO, I'M BLICK BLACK BLICKETY BLACK AND I'M BLACK CAUSE I'M BLACK Quoted post yeah, when after like the 3rd or 4th "blickety" his comedy irritated me..I was all like "chris we know you're blickety!.." Quoted post Haha, no no, I'm talking about the part in CB4 where one of the members gets all militant African and makes a solo single and that's the entire minutes to the song which goes on for like 2 minutes. Quoted post [/b] that makes more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIZZLE315 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Were all hanging out smoking and drinking when my friends ghetto ass cousin goes "a, are yall hungry? cause I got this credit card" and proceeds to whip out a quest card (digital food stamps). we all bust out laughing thinking he intentionally made a joke but I guess he wasnt trying to be funny , which of course made it funnier. "yall aint gonna be laughing when your full". We went and stocked up on 7-11 microwave burritos. :clown2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeakOnes Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Oh, and when I was waiting outside a theater for a concert this homeless black lady came up to me, and was husling me for change. She's like, "You got any spare change?" I start reaching in my pocket and she says.."So how old are you boy, 15 I suppose!" I look at my ex-girlfreind with a sort of devious look on my face, then at the lady, "Seventeen..." She proceeds to go buckwild, "DAMN BOY, you got a babyface, I bet you got lots of girlfriends, how many girlfriends you got?" "About twenty." She came back later with cake all in her hair. Me and my friend were skateabording in his street, and then he fell and his board shot ouut in front of a Range Rover, it screeched. The window rolled down and this black guy was liek rushing him saying "Get yo board get yo board get yo board!" And then my friend picked it up and moved out of the way and the guy SCREAMED, "HA! I KNOW YOU SEEN FRIDAY, BITCH!!!" I still don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 ^^^ I think it was a reference to Next Friday and that kid Caspar (KIDS R.I.P) gets his skateboard run over by some cholo dudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeno Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i dont know but black people are moving in my hood. like 5 families in the last week. swear. and before them there were no black families. and one RIGHT across the street, they hit my moms expedition on their very FIRST day in the hood. put a big ass dent in that bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 this black lady was reading something that said 'thank you' and she was asking me how come it doesn't say "THANKS YOU"...hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeno Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 in KIDS he didnt get his board run over did he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 working a bar, this guy asks me for a Mich Alter Draff, Ive heard of Michelob Ultra Draft but, never Alter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeakOnes Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Wait, the dude who played Casper is dead? What. And yeah, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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