wayne hits Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you oh shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantownbeatz Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you i was on newbury street and this cracked out "african american" nigga comes up to me and goes "hey cracka its no joke im broke" so i gave him five dollas but only on the condition that he rapped so he goes fuck you and looks at my friend and goes can i have money my friend goes im hindu i have none so he goes if your a hindu do whatchu can do! finger licken chicken is what im itchin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you fixed a blood ran up to me in my school staircase,no one else around never seen the kid before exept the time i made a comment bout his mom,i knew he just wandered in off the street to defend his mom put a huge blade to my neck, asked me " whatchu say bout my momma?" i stared the kid dead in his eyes-didnt say nothin, i just sharted- if he wouldve cut me i wouldve broken his neck the kid just ran off holding his nose, didnt cut me,never saw him again yea thats the craziest thing a black person ever asked me .."whutchu say bout my momma?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you "everybody wants to be black till the cops come" wasnt said to me....was said to a group of white kids in the record store i was in... funny none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you right next to the infamous "jungles." all bloods yo i heard "the jungles" were/are fucking crazy. when i was in LA, we drove down crenshaw and at the inersection of Crenshaw and 8th, this dude in an SUV demolished the shit out of this neon and the neon flew into some donut place and the lady in the neon died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you yo i heard "the jungles" were/are fucking crazy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_P._Stones_%28Jungles%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you Yoooooo.. the whole exchange between Theo and that Sun dude a page back had me rolling.. oh yeah, this whole thread is ignorant as fuck. Y'all should be ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you i got mind control over d-bo. he be telling me to shut up. i be quiet, but when he leave , i start talking again. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you oh yeah, this whole thread is ignorant as fuck. Y'all should be ashamed. ^i agree this is one ignant azz thread i guess that's why i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you "HEY whiteboy..........................nice shoes" QUOTE] ive had a lot of people admiring my shoes. this onetime i was in a store and this black lady was like "damn dem some hot shoes nigga" ans the next day i was in the sam store and iwas turned around and had a hood on and this black chick was like "ay yo nigga, is them baby phats?" and when i turned around she said "oh shit dat niggas white" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you I had a "black" put a glock in my chest, I was shook as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you ^^^ i think its funnt thatsome black people call anyone a nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you HE said TACO BELL was mexican LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you a blood ran up to me in my school staircase,no one else around never seen the kid before, knew he just wandered in off the street put a huge blade to my neck, asked me " whatchu gonna do" i stared the kid dead in his eyes-didnt say nothin- if he wouldve cut me i wouldve broken his neck the kid just ran off, didnt cut me,never saw him again yea thats the craziest thing a black person ever asked me .."whutchu gonna do" WHATEVER. YOU LOOKED LIKE THIS GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBO DOG Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you :lol: ^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahahahhaa thats funny....hahahaha a blood??? hahahahahaha! that blood woulda fucked you up faggot! and you know what else was funny??? how he said he was walking around with his "GOLD" hanging!!! what a faggot!!! theo huxtable is a funny nigga... good shit man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you "there's two types of gravy. brown gravy and white gravy. brown gravy is that shit you put on steaks and mashed potatoes and shit. white gravy is that shit you use to SOP dat biscuit up wit" -steve from houston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you Oh shit dumy is black? I mean back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you yo i heard "the jungles" were/are fucking crazy. when i was in LA, we drove down crenshaw and at the inersection of Crenshaw and 8th, this dude in an SUV demolished the shit out of this neon and the neon flew into some donut place and the lady in the neon died. crazy shit. crenshaw and 8th? i don't even think those streets intersect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you YO DUMY ALREADY SAID IT BUT THAT WHOLE SHIT WITH THEO AND SUNSUN HAD ME ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG :lol: :lol: :lol: NIGGA WAS HITTING YA MAN WITH THE ILL BEAT STREET 1985 "YO MAMA" JOKES. MY SON SAID "NOT AS SCARED AS YO MOMMA WAS WHEN SHE SAW YOUR FACE" LMAOOOOOOOO YO, WOWWWW. MY DUDE YOU ARE THE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY MUTHAFUCKA ON THE WHOLE INTERNET RIGHT NOW, BIG UP YOURSELF (BUT NOT REALLY). WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO THE "PRETEND YOU SONNED A BLACK GUY THAT HAD YOUR HEART BEATING OUT YOUR CHEST LIKE ROGER RABBIT" THREAD?? I PEEPED LIKE 3 AESOPS FABLES ALREADY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Funniest thing I heard lately was after kicking out some aboriginal (they count as blacks don't they?) sniffers from my store after they tried to jack a bottle of Beam, They started screaming at me from outside the store "I'll kill you cunt! I'll sniper you! Thats it, you getting snipered cunt!" Had to chuckle about it afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 don't they only have blowguns and boomerangs in australia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 One time were all drunk at the house and my friends cousin says "ay, are yall hungry, cuz I got a credit card!" and pulls out a quest card which is basically digital food stamps. Everyone starts laughing and he gets all mad which means he wasnt joking so it was even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 My other black friend insists on calling watermelon "waterlemon" and he calls kool aid juice. His kids will be fighting over it and hell be like "give yo sister back her juice!". I also saw him ask his kids if they wanted some spaghetti and give them ramen noodles with ketchup. Shit cracks me up everytime im over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 don't they only have blowguns and boomerangs in australia?[/color] blowguns? that's jungle shit. but yeh, we've got boomerangs in aus... like shurikens, but way more badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 gotta watch out for those boomerang toting aboriginals theyre fucking gangsta with their fubu and wutang gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 a black dude stole my girl once, man that was one crazy broad. he tried to give her back but i had a no return policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Was she fat and white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 she was white. and come to think of it she was kinda fat/thick. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 i was on my balcony, my place is still under construction, i watched dude get off the bus, look around, grab some roof tar type shit and throw it over his shoulder, and then run down the street. i lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 My other black friend insists on calling watermelon "waterlemon" and he calls kool aid juice. His kids will be fighting over it and hell be like "give yo sister back her juice!". I also saw him ask his kids if they wanted some spaghetti and give them ramen noodles with ketchup. Shit cracks me up everytime im over there. now dats ghetto right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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