Guest WebsterUno Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 yeah, I think I do got a lil black in me, I got a big booty too! You could put a penny on dat shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 One time i thought i heard someone speaking negroe, but then i just realized that you were a fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by bahleediddy still to this day i havent figured out what the term "bidday" meant but i can only guess its something interesting. you probably dont know how to use the 3 shells either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 he doesnt know how to use the three shells!? hahahah sucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 and when you think about it.... a 'bidday' does the same thing as the 3 shells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 "HEY whiteboy..........................nice shoes" "HEY whiteboy..........................nice jacket" "HEY whiteboy wacha doin in mah neighberrrhood" "HOOOOOOTY-HOOOOOT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 it probably meant "over there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by dojafx One time i thought i heard someone speaking negroe, but then i just realized that you were a fucking idiot. it aint negroe talk doja...its country twang! I mean, slang! I got it while staying in NM. They got alot of cowpoke over yonder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 "hold my gun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Qaeda Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 MY FRIEND MADE A NICE 3 POINTER IN A BASKETBALL GAME HE SAID "MAN I'M COLD" AND THIS OTHER GUY SAID "YOUR MOMMA EATS CHEESE." AND THE ONE THAT MADE THE 3 POINTER REPLIED "AS LONG AS IT AINT BLUE CHEESE." ???????????????????????????????????????????:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Qaeda Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 A FEW YEARS AGO ME AND THE GANG WERE AT THE MOVIE THEATER, LETHAL WEAPON 3 OR 4 SOME SHIT, LOL, THE LAST MOVIE I SAW AT A THEATER, I WAS STILL YOUNG AND HAD A CURFEW. I MENTIONED I HAD TO BE HOME SOON AND THE "YOUR MOMMA EATS CHEESE GUY" HEARD ME AND SAID " MAN, IF YOURE ON HOUSE ARREST, WHY YOU AINT JUST SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW?" ????????????????????????????????????????????/// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 me and my boy were at the West Indian club one time, me being puerto rican, the jamaicans look at me like i stole somethin. Well, this dude was like,"yo, u a rican right?" and i said "yea" then he preceeded to sing Elvis Crespo "suavemente" and say "damn mang, ya ricans crazy, but ya make some bangin ass rice" i was like what? black people around Hartford be wylin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Qaeda Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 hahahahaha bangin ass rice........wurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Hahaha. "You cant outrun the moon" The guy who said that must be awsome. Im not joking either. Shit though, I live in such a fucking white area, our shcool has 1000 kids, only 4 black kids. I shit you not. Its fucking rediculous. Black people are very rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Conversation overheard between this kid and my teacher. Him: Well I got these womens lined up and they know what I want and they know I am going to get it. Teacher: And what is it you want? Him: Um, well you know, I want to watch a movie. And I get to watch a movie. Teacher: Oh, alright then. You make sure no little movies come out. Him: Oh well shit, I wrap my big movie in plastic so no little movies come out. Shit, what choo play me for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 this guy marcus in my school- Yo, b,whattup son,you been durchin on dem hoes latley?man,i really need to gets one of them bust diesels down in my lap so i can be like twerp,twerp,twerp,twerp!fo real(he start laughing all crazy)how bout you?(then continues to suck on his tooth while waiting for me to answer him) hes stupid as fuck but one of the coolest people i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 i was in queens central booking (non graff arrest). i was the only white dude in the lock up. i'm sitting on a bench with this old dude sleeping next to me. so this other guy is like "your white! why are you here??" then he goes ".....and why do YOU have a bench???" i found that amusing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Originally posted by awkward eye when you throw a snake in the fire its feet will come out..my boy from Miss. swears to this day hes seen it... :lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 "reh, reh, reh" "Hey cutie not you ya bootie" "i'd be in them cheeks nigga" there are more i juss gotta remember sum:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you Originally posted by 2slim "say bruh,what if the moon fell on the earth?","man,my shit would be runnin!","nigga,you cant outrun the moon." more to come hahaha. i dont care two ESKIMOES just said that, its awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 a buddy of mine who happens to be a huge samoan cat who never usually says anything remotely "caring" saw a small dog in a yard driving back from lunch one time and said: "yo that motherfuckin puppy is CUTE." you really gotta see the guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axis232 Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 i'm laughing my ass offf anyway, i got a few good ones overheard on the bus "i jacked that nigga fo a quarter!" i was sharing a cigarette with some friends, a girl walks by, looks at us, and says "goddamn, white people stank!" later that year, the same girl says to her friend "excuse me, is this summer time? are we in a RAP video? hellllll naw, bitch!" overheard in hall "nigga, dont put salt on me! i aint no potato!" and, finally, my friend, who is a white female, said that some woman told her "fo a white girl, you got booty!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Originally posted by Celt*One "nigga, dont put salt on me! i aint no potato!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^ :lol: that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckedupafro Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 in my country we dont have black people as such, but we got aboriginals, they're like black people in america cuz they use the word nigga and shit but really they're not. and almost every day you'll hear something like this "yo dawwggg, you quolleninoo, you wanna give us a dolla dawg, fuckin kinghit you if you dun maaann, you get wolloped up that tree *burp* fuckin get back heeer you whiiite cuunnt, wheres my dolla? empty yaaw pockets, is that a phone dawg? back up maann, my boyz are around the corner man, we know where you live dawg, shhh shh.. just give me your dolla man...come on dawwg.. white cunt *burp*.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 87centHitMan Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/pictionary.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow ish Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Walking in The Bronx, somebody said; "Yo!... Yo!!... Yo, c'mere whiteboy or I'll shoot ya!" Ahhhh... that old neighborhood welcoming committee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 I used to work with a guy who was the "ghetto black youth" answer to Boomhower from King of the Hill. Usual conversation circled around my staring blankly and occasionally throwing in a ".......yeah...huh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asid Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 "Yo bro can I borrow 20 bucks?" :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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