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First Thing You Ever Stole

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    The first thing I remember getting caught stealing (by my mom) was a Batman key chain from the movie theatre, when that first Tim Burton movie came out.

    Not long after was the dog off of a Mack truck. My buddy taught me how to do it.

    By the time I was a teenager, I was addicted to racking, but now, I don't steal shit. Ever. If I found an envelope with a few thousand in it, I'd probably do my best to return it. And when cashiers mess up, I always make sure I clear it up with them.
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  2. nsmbfan

    nsmbfan Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2007 Messages: 3,599 Likes Received: 382
    pack of baseball cards

    stuffed down my parachute pants and tried walking out the convenience store

    they fell out the bottom once I reached the door

    arab guy didn't notice the cards but noticed me drop something, I picked em up and ran out the door and all the way into a field next to the store... till I realized nobody was chasing me

    baseball cards were hot commodity back then

    (i was 9 or 10)

    find a wallet? standard fare is return wallet, keep cash. keeps thieves honest, and honest men paid.

    and if a bank cashier hands me more than I asked for - fuck em, they take my money all the time.

    city life makes you not care. if I lived in a town with 5,000 people maybe I'd return it to the post office if I found an envelope with $10,000 in it
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2011
  3. Cro.

    Cro. Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 5, 2010 Messages: 1,130 Likes Received: 65
    when i was a kid i used to steal candy from the convenience store near my house, so it was probably gum or some shit.
  4. CityonSMASH

    CityonSMASH Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2010 Messages: 4,506 Likes Received: 288
    ya, candy from corner store. weed from my dad.
  5. nsmbfan

    nsmbfan Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2007 Messages: 3,599 Likes Received: 382
    yeah i forgot weed from my dad. but that wasn't until years later
  6. redeyedanimal

    redeyedanimal Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2009 Messages: 5,185 Likes Received: 234
    magic the gathering cards... /exnerd.
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  7. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    an address book at the age of 7 or 8 from a grocery store.

    i dont remember my reasoning, maybe because i was bored at the damn grocery store.
    my mom found it a week later and started asking questions
    i was like... whhhaaaaattttt??? i totally bought that.... with money i found....

    she made me go back to the store and apologize.

    after that it was a number of things, but the next time i got caught was at a sports store, me and a couple friends were on some acid and were walking through the store like we owned the place just putting shit in our pockets. fun.
  8. Rolf Harris

    Rolf Harris Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2007 Messages: 1,449 Likes Received: 317
    a packet of triple biscuits...
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  9. falseface

    falseface Member

    Joined: Aug 2, 2006 Messages: 398 Likes Received: 34
    a payday and a dr. pepper.

    circa 1985
  10. Spaceman Spiff

    Spaceman Spiff Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2009 Messages: 1,068 Likes Received: 104
    Fucking hooligans. I've never stolen anything from a store. I have no idea how much money I've taken from my dad in quarters though. I kicked ass at metal slug.

    The base I was at during middle school and some of high school was super poor and had almost no workers and no cameras at the commissary and shoppette so my friends would always steal CDs and snacks. I never thought a 10 dollar CD was worth getting my ID taken away though.
  11. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35

    probably not the first thing, but def. in the beginning during my early elementary school days

    edit: i know damn well im not the only kid who used to do this haha. brings back good memories
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  12. CancerDancer

    CancerDancer Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2010 Messages: 4,721 Likes Received: 164
    ^^ this.. that shit was a sport around my neighbourhood who can jack the best looking caps.. good times


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  14. That Drunk Savant

    That Drunk Savant Member

    Joined: May 8, 2008 Messages: 323 Likes Received: 18
    some kids power ranger then that opened a flood gate. made it threw high school without ever really buying school supplies.
  15. Spaceman Spiff

    Spaceman Spiff Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2009 Messages: 1,068 Likes Received: 104