toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i think it was cooking wine from cvs when i was 15 drank that shit in an elevator at the train station lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 paint, used to go into michaels fill a whole backpack full of krylon and michaels paint (mm it smells so good) then walk out the door not givin a fuck. racked about 7-9 cans a week. Love that shit, was only around 14-15. Cant do it no more, they give me looks now because im an adult. Seven to nine cans a week!? You're a little big time for this thread, maybe start your own for major heists and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I think by "backpack" he meant purse. High heels and backpacks don't go well together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 first thing i ever stole was in preschool. my cousin and i were playing with fisher price little people during recess. When it was time to leave he told me to take some so we could play with them once we got home. My mom instantly knew that they werent mine and couldnt figure out where they were from. She questioned my cuz and he ratted me out. Moms made me bring them back to school. it was embarrassing returning them;. For the most part i've stopped stealing but continue to take supplies from my job hooray for free markers and gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 stole from family once & once... felt shitty... still do pay them back unless theyre dead then bring flowers to the grave. real ones, don't be a schmuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 yeah, i should slip a 20 back into his wallet when i see him... with interest not the cigarettes though, fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I steal cigarettes from people all the time. But I always pay it forward and bum them a few when they ask for one. I'm also pretty free with my cigarettes when strangers ask too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 OR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 a red hammer. I was like five years old it was after kindergarden and i remember playing with it in the store and my mom told me to put it back. i shoved that shit down the front of my pants and when we got in the car i busted it out and she didnt make me bring it back. I blame my mother for my problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Some girl's virginity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 slash cable i had the black box when i was little that shit was so serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 On that note, I used to love these. holy shit.. forgot about those things.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 SQUIRREL. They were the little Mighty Max toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 a girls heart no homo bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 fuck yeah! i remember gettin one of those on a roadtrip to minneapolis way back when.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 not the girls heart.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Did you have to keep it on ice while driving? Well, that joke doesn't apply anymore... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 :lol: Yeah they were the shit. I had a bunch of em but now I can't seem to find em.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 sucks.. the shit you forget about.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickfury Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 around 1st grade...my teacher used to sell these for 5cents..id go up to buy one and took 2 intead..felt ridiculously guilty...havent done anything ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 a pack of juicy fruit from stumpfs market when i was 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 a handful of animal shaped pencil toppers/erasers. cant remember age. i believe it was a rite aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 my dad left 2 20 dollar bills on the washing machine downstairs for my mom to buy grocieries with in the morning on his way to work...I must have been 6 or something, when I left for school I saw them sitting there and just put them in my pocket, i didnt even know what it was. My dad ends up coming to the school after he figured out what I did and picked the cash up from me. It was weird, I didnt really get in shit as I was fucking young...and they didnt really press the relevancy of stealing=bad....hence stealing loads of shit later on in life :) So the first thing I stole was Cash Money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cro. Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Candy as a kid but moved onto racking titty mags around grade 6. Can't believe no one mentioned this? Nobody was into racking hustler and playboy and etc as kids? i used to steal them from my dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 you touched your fathers crusty semen... the sweat from your fingertips turned it into a thin lotion, which you proceeded to rub all over yourself over & over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 rap sprays and food from a store i worked at, didn't know how easy it was when you work at a large store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Turbo & High Tech Performance Magazine, September 1998. THIS ISSUE--- Uploaded with ImageShack.us CAR FAN SINCE BIRTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 i had that issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 on the real the first thing i stole was pokemon card... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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