Shnar Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 a handful of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 used to raid any lost n found i came across during elementry school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 First thing that I can remember was a pack of Starburst, and I bet they were fucking delicious. I'm not smooth enough to be a thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 When I was about 8, and another customer in the shop caught me doing it and shouted at me outside. But didnt snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 4 - 5 grade plums/cherry's from the bodega fruit stand...and these 6 grade I also ganked subway art from the library. clarinet reeds from my music teachers inventory room in jr high by 7grade i could pickpocket any grass-skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 fucking mighty max yes guy propd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I think i was 9. It was a cassette tape and i got caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 and all the other candy they had in the barrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 kit kat from grocery store, as soon as i got home i put it in my new jacket so i'd have it for the next day. that day came around and my dad was putting my jacket on me and found the kit kat....started axin questions....told him i found it....he knew. let me keep it....klepto since! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i remember being fiveish and stealing money from my moms purse to go get ice cream and shit.and about the same time i stole somoenes coat from school. i remember stealing books and dvd's from the library in elementary. i stole some dudes converses from the locker room because at that time i had to put tape on my shoes because they were falling apart.those were the first expensive brand of shoe i ever had and they were like size 12 for my size 9 feet at the time.i would fill them up with paper towels so the would fit better. i remember stealing bags of chips from the snack bar in middle school and selling them for 30% off haha.then someone snitched and the moved the chip rack behind the casheir ladies back which made it impossible.:( idk how many bikes i stole as a kid but i dont tink i ever owned one that was mine. im a terrible thief now though.i cant shoplift for shit and always get caught.now that im kinda chubby and slow i dont risk it.im currently trying to lose weight for that exact reason.im tired of buying all my shit haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 in grade one i stole some marbles that the school was using for some science experiment. took them shits out for recess. busted as soon as i came back into class. i can still remember my mom comin to school and saying the dreaded "wait till your father gets home". the impending doom i felt waiting for the old man shoulda been a deterrent, but it wasnt. graduated to stealing change from the parents for video games at the arcade. paint came next, but after i turned eighteen i gave all that shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Virginity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 yeah i'm done stealing paint. i've earned my shoplifting stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i remember stealing books and dvd's from the library in elementary. You either must have gone to an extremely rich elementary school or are currently 16 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 rusto from hechinger's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POINTFIVE Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 wow mighty max holy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 You either must have gone to an extremely rich elementary school or are currently 16 years old. nah i misworded that.i stole from the public library when i was in elementar...my bad haha. around fifth and sixth grade to be more precise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Same here! Propped. I had to be like 5 or something, waiting in the check out line with my mom at the grocery store. Just put it in my pocket, my mom saw it in the car and took me back inside and made me return it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Candy as a kid but moved onto racking titty mags around grade 6. Can't believe no one mentioned this? Nobody was into racking hustler and playboy and etc as kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 ^a walk thru the park in route to school- MADD PORN BX late 80's early 90's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 money from parents, got beat the fuck up never tried again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 not once in my life have I ever taken money from my family.......i racked smoked from my dad as a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Candy as a kid but moved onto racking titty mags around grade 6. Can't believe no one mentioned this? Nobody was into racking hustler and playboy and etc as kids? i forgot about this... there was a convenience store next to my school and we'd go and cause havoc. they used to keep that shit behind the counter. we'd work in teams, one dude would go and create a fuckin mess at the slurpee machine. the arab would angrily stomp over to see what the fuck dude was doing, and someone else would jet behind the counter, grab as many titty mags as he could, and we'd bounce. our next plan of attack was to rip out all the nude pics and scatter them all over the school floor when everyone else was in class. soon as the bell rang, pre-pubescent kids would be gettin crazy eyefulls of shit they never dreamed of, and the teachers would do the mad dash to try to gather up all the smut. c00l st0ry br0. but i propped you for bringin back fond memories, my dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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anything goes Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 rusto from hechinger's RIP Hechingers, I got hemmed up trying to steal parts to make a bong from there when I was 14. There used to be a real nice layup less than 3 blocks from the Hechingers in my neighborhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 the impending doom i felt waiting for the old man this always sucked i hid outside my house after a grade school suspension during winter... froze my ass off to a state of peril no sympathy was won :D not once in my life have I ever taken money from my family.......i racked smoked from my dad as a kid once & once... felt shitty... still do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandalsrunninboulder Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 paint, used to go into michaels fill a whole backpack full of krylon and michaels paint (mm it smells so good) then walk out the door not givin a fuck. racked about 7-9 cans a week. Love that shit, was only around 14-15. Cant do it no more, they give me looks now because im an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 ^ sik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i stole a red rubber ball from CVS when i was like 7. ended up getting taken by my mother before i got to use it, cause she figured out i stole it, my excuse was "it didnt have a price tag on it so i thought you could just take them" had every intention of playing off the wall, or suicide, or whatever you people call it where your from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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