mokoes Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 star wars han solo endor with the jacket. mid 80's. various he-man and star wars figures. didn't get caught. took a chill pill but now on to other thangs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vapid Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 pencils and dr. suess books in kindergarden. Then later on i started stealing high times magazines from barnes & noble prismas and decos from michaels and other markers. Ive never been caught stealing though because im usually super cautious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 A single Kraft cheese stick when I was 5 shopping with mum. Mum saw me take it and told the cashier. The cashier didn't care, thought I was a cute 5 year old kid and said i could keep it. Mum's little lesson didn't work so well. Years later and I'm still stealing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 When I was six my father said he would get me a baseball bat for x-mass. He did not so I stole one from this family down the street that would always leave toys in their front yard. Told my father that I found it on the sidewalk. The bat was kind of old and I broke it hitting balls around the park. Around the same time I tried to rack a pen flashlight from the local grocery store. The manager started trailing me so I ditched it. He apprehended me and dragged me to my dad who was shopping in the store. Told my dad I was stealing to which my father grabbed him, threw him up against the wall and told him to not ever touch me again. When we got into the parking lot he told me to just ask him if I wanted something cause he did not want to have to go to jail for hurting some dumb fucker at the store. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 your pops is the man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broken face Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 mixed berry now and laters from murphys five and dime. age 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 first thing i stole was others kids lunches and money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I dont remember the first thing...but whatever it was, led to boosting from the mall all the time & run outs @ clothing stores. eventually led to a GTA by 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 first thing i ever stole was a pack of this shit. and a couple slim jims. of course it was in a different case since it was like 92 or something. i was in san diego visting family. it was my birthday too. we were supposed to go to some giant ass fun-spot arcade combo or some shit. my cousins and half siblings were all, "let's go to the sto! we finna get some cayyndy right quick!" i didn't have any moneys and neither did they. i'd never stolen anything before. apparently they were more seasoned in the game than i because they walked out of the door scott free and i caught some middle easterns hand on my fucking shoulder. they escorted me into the back room, showed me the tape (which i was staring DIRECTLY at stuffing stupid random shit down the front of my pants!) and i began to cry like a lil BITCH! they told me they were gonna call the cops and whoever i was staying with could come pick me up. cops never came. but my step-mother did. i got worn out back at the house and fun-spot was canceled as a result of my failed attempts at thievery newblyhood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 aside from candies when i was 5-8 three 12 shot roman candles on the day before canada day. Went out to an old pit with some friends and shot them at old rusted out cars and then broke the last window still in tact on any of them. Since then I've made it a custom to take a few of them for Canada day for some reason. edit: or tasmanian devils and throw them in to water to watch them spaz out and come flying out in the air. simple things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 celine dion album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandalsrunninboulder Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I think by "backpack" he meant purse. High heels and backpacks don't go well together. Uploaded with ImageShack.us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaOnlyG Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 first thing i stole was others kids lunches and money Its not technically stealing if they give it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaWTF Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Fruit stripe gum. Delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 first thing i stole was others kids lunches and money this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I can't remember the first thing... probably check out line candy. Escalated to bicycles, baseball cards and indiglo watches and money. Later spritzer paints, clothing etc... Not doing much of that these days though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 other kids figurines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 a piece of candy when i was like 5. i dont think i did it intentionally. i got in trouble. by 10 i had probably racked more shit than people i know now who think they steal a lot. im just sayin is all... i was a bad kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 in elementary school this kid kept coming in deep with them MASK action figures and vehicles... finally i had had it cuz i didnt have some of the ones he had and took one, then when i didnt get caught i took every one. i got caught. same thing applies today, never get greedy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gos Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Thomas the tank engine book, Belgrave puffing billy. Or freddo frogs after uni day care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 hahah when i was 3 or 4 i used to always carry this back pack thing with me, I can always remember walking into supermarkets and robbing a couple of pans of bread. I always did it, and my mam always used to wonder where the extra bread came from haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trav_coe Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Can't remember the first thing, but when we were in middle school, me and a friend would take orders from kids, go to the mall and rack anything we could reach. If it fit in cargo pants pockets, we'd steal it. Made good $$ for being in the 7th grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Zebra Stripe gum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3R3MY Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 In 6th grade me n my boy were walking home from the mall we were hella hungry n had no more money so we went to a safeway n stole some candy n I was hella paranoid thinkin the alarms were gana ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 baseball cards or keys from true value, one of those, back when i was like 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIRISfour Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 a pack of green tic-tacs, they were mighty tasty, too. I'm glad I'm not an adult yet. I can make as much fuck ups while racking as I want and all they can really do is take me in the back, make me sign some shit, and send me home or have someone come get me. You live, you learn. I know all of loss prevention's little tricks and loop holes. Them fuckin' under cover shoppers are so obvious dude, more obvious than the people thievin up shit. I hear 'em runnin up aisles and see em' peekin' thru racks and shit. To all the 12oz'ers: If you spot an undercover shopper, walk right up to em and pretend like your buying the same shit, then strike up a very personal conversation, like where they work and shit. All the while you got 4 o' 5 cans in ya pants, and they're trying to think up some answer other than "I'm paid to bust human scum, like you." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CannahMontana Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 A tom clancy book and a couple pencils at the book fair in third grade. then some lil cunt ratted me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Most likely candy. In middle school i was one of the first niggas with an mp3 player that i stole from Target, still got a scar on my belly from the exacto knife, shanked myself pretty good. And now i know Cut AWAY from yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Most likely candy. In middle school i was one of the first niggas with an mp3 player that i stole from Target, still got a scar on my belly from the exacto knife, shanked myself pretty good. And now i know Cut AWAY from yourself. i did the same shit except i slashed the fuck out of my wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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