LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Philly Style! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 39 minutes ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Nah, never that. I use so much paper I gotta flush halfway through so I don’t clog the shit. That front to back or vise versa shit don’t even make sense. Seems like it’d put a weird strain on your wrist. Starting to think you got some beefy ass hemorrhoids if you're going through all this. Let them doctors fix your ass up (literally), save some paper on your paper. You're probably the nigga causing those TP shortages in Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 48 minutes ago, Mercer said: Starting to think you got some beefy ass hemorrhoids if you're going through all this. Let them doctors fix your ass up (literally), save some paper on your paper. You're probably the nigga causing those TP shortages in Texas. Nah, but my shit do get a lil raw sometimes. 😆 I’m just mad OCD about my ass being clean. I’m starting to think you must be a vegan or some shit, squeezing out little rabbit pellets with that “one or two wipes” talk. 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 (edited) ^^^^ lift the nuts is step two literally just wiped after posting this Edited October 23, 2021 by fat ralphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Don’t act like you guys aren’t oontzing on the shitter. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 5 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Nah, never that. I use so much paper I gotta flush halfway through so I don’t clog the shit. That front to back or vise versa shit don’t even make sense. Seems like it’d put a weird strain on your wrist. You use so much paper bc you’re doing it wrong. Your technique is not natural just like your K’s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Mercer said: Starting to think you got some beefy ass hemorrhoids if you're going through all this. Let them doctors fix your ass up (literally), save some paper on your paper. You're probably the nigga causing those TP shortages in Texas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 17 hours ago, LUGR said: You use so much paper bc you’re doing it wrong. Your technique is not natural just like your K’s. My technique makes more logical sense than yours. I use mad paper because I don’t want any remnants of shit on any part of my body. And because I eat normal food so I don’t shit like a rabbit,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 DAO got his finger and a wad of tp in the booty working it like a q tip. nah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 team front to back here, good diet so the mud butt is rare. using moist wipes is soft and creates a butthole juice that, like it or not, you spread all around as you wipe. nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 On 10/22/2021 at 9:24 AM, Mercer said: You'll know when it doesn't work out when I stop posting, my wife would murk me if she had to clean a shit stain. If I eat like shit sometimes I'll go through multiple wet wipes. Same. I haven’t seen my own laundry in like 10 years. @mr.yuck your homie is hilarious! “Shit is gay as hell” for real had me rollin! It’s definitely a little sus when you gotta lean over all quaint to wipe but there really is no other way. I had to break my own bad habit of using far too much tp. Use way less now but then I smash baby wipes in place. Definitely don’t throw those things in the toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 24, 2021 Author Share Posted October 24, 2021 Lol I never came back here to defend my homies honor after slanderous attacks on his weirdness and watching his kid shit. At the time his son was mad young, like the age you have to watch and make sure they are even wiping in the first place. He’s a legit dude, single fathering it up with 2 boys. Respect to the single black males that drive their own car, pay their own bills, and don’t need no bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Wet wipes fuck up plumbing…..if you rent FTW but if its your pad, they probably not the best. Even the ones that are supposed to break up are not good according to the plumber homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 IDK, I can't just dry wipe only. Before wet wipes I used to keep looking at the paper post wipe and sometimes would keep going until blood. I don't own a bidet either, and my personal bathroom isn't big enough to install one. I'm thinking these flushable type wipes can't be worse than toilet paper, at least by enough to make a difference. Actually tried using a bidet before and it didn't work. My ass still had shit in it and it was wet. Nobody told me you use soap, water, and your hand to actually clean it out shower style. Fet like Stallone in the movie where he wakes up in the future and everyone is using shells to clean their ass. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 That movie is called Demolition Man and it is a classic. You could always do it Mexican style and put all you shitty wipes in the bathroom trash can. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 @Mercer idk if folks are using their hands bro haha I know I am not. Bidet shoot the asshole like a powerwasher - do some tactical shifts to get the general surface area, then I come in with some dry paper and finish the job. The bidet thing I have is essentially just a toilet seat that connects to intake - I am going to upgrade to one of the fancy ass Japanese jawns eventually. Cuts down on the amount of TP used by a long shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 (edited) In high school one of my homies (bit of a cat) shit before a football game behind the team bus and proceeded to then scoot across wet grass to wipe. Similar to a fucking dog. Dude is my main boy - maybe that is a reflection on me. Edited October 25, 2021 by fat ralphy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Didn’t think of thoroughly read this thread. back to front. front to back who cares just get your ass clean. we all know this is a rule ESPECIALLY with women -HOWEVER- I’d dare say half of women don’t/can’t. my arms are not long enough to reach behind and pull it all the way through. C’mon now. women like us just know where your taint is/know your diet/know your self and know your limits and NOT ONCE have I had a vaginal issue handling things the way I handle them anyone change up their techniques with the great toilet paper shortage last year? Cut back squares? Timely showers? do you still practice economical ways of using tp? stay wipin my friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Sometimes taking large turds feels great. Makes me understand why some dudes like getting things in their bholes. Probably just like taking a really satisfying turd. no homo tho 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Sometimes taking large turds feels great. Makes me understand why some dudes like getting things in their bholes. Probably just like taking a really satisfying turd. no homo tho 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Yo 3 pages on this is hilarious. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Sometimes taking large turds feels great. Makes me understand why some dudes like getting things in their bholes. Probably just like taking a really satisfying turd. no homo tho 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 To basically get back to the original question - On 10/22/2021 at 3:31 AM, mr.yuck said: I was like ‘Is there another way to wipe your ass?’ He wasn’t laughing with me, though. So I asked him and he said “You just stand up, spread your legs a little and get busy!” WHAT? IS THIS FUCKIN LEGIT? ..you might not be surprised this has been discussed already at lenght, for example on reddit. Long story short nobody could understand how the fuck you could do it differently, and like 2/3 of the population wipes sitting down: 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 25, 2021 Author Share Posted October 25, 2021 I’m so glad this study came with a pie chart. Because it brings something interesting into focus. Can we assume that 100% of women aren’t standing up to wipe? That means half of men are standing up to wipe. I really never considered this an option before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 One leg up on the bathtub, wiping away vigourously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Standing on the sink 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Sittin' in the sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Deine Mudder said: Sittin' in the stink *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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