LUGR Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Bros that shit was bonkers. Was straight up hallucinating hard and shit from it. I’m still home tho so that’s cool. Can’t eat and am dehydrated as fuck but no longer feel like I’m legitimately dying. Norovirus would beat the fuck out of covid in a fight. Idk how the government doesn’t warn us about this beast. Sickest I’ve been since nam. Hope y’all don’t get it. Except Chanticleer. I hope he gets it That’s that trick who spreads all over the cruise ships and takes everybody out. Did you shit your pants? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 There can be long term shit problems with that one I think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 I have life time shit probs so I know how to handle that. But I’ve shit over 50 times since last night 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: I have life time shit probs so I know how to handle that. But I’ve shit over 50 times since last night That’s a lot of wiping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Wiping is so 20th century 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 washing my ass with a bidet as I type this - feels good man. 1 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 7 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Bros that shit was bonkers. Was straight up hallucinating hard and shit from it. I’m still home tho so that’s cool. Can’t eat and am dehydrated as fuck but no longer feel like I’m legitimately dying. Norovirus would beat the fuck out of covid in a fight. Idk how the government doesn’t warn us about this beast. Sickest I’ve been since nam. Hope y’all don’t get it. Except Chanticleer. I hope he gets it prove it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: prove it You trying to get him to post his soiled briefs? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: I have life time shit probs so I know how to handle that. But I’ve shit over 50 times since last night Did LOL reaction but then felt bad so changed it to like but that still feels weird to do. @Dark_Knightthis morning 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Bidet saved my anus 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 can imagine it would in that case. norovirus sounds fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, LUGR said: You trying to get him to post his soiled briefs? prove he's dehydrated. post the stream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 3 hours ago, fat ralphy said: washing my ass with a bidet as I type this - feels good man. Rating 1-10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Rating 1-10? 110 brah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 stream check 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: stream check D-5 nice shot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 @KILZ FILLZ I would say a solid 8 - reason being I have the entry level jawn without the warm water etc But a bidet is the straight truth when it comes to having a clean ass bruh - cuts down hella on TP use too. I don’t think I will ever go without one installed on my main throne for the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 9 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: prove he's dehydrated. post the stream i haven’t peed in days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Peeing out of my butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 48 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: Pee in my butt Fixed. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: i haven’t peed in days Drink prune juice, it will increase your flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 14 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Bidet saved my anus Bidet is life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 I had a home owner straight yell at me and my wife this morning. Like straight dogging us up and down. Our quality of work is trifling. They could have did it better themselves. They went on a tirade for 5 minutes straight. They called their insurance company and told them all about how trash we are. They finally wrapped up by saying they weren't going to sign over the insurance check to us unless we did such and such extra work to make up for ______. Gotcha bitch. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to do exactly what's on this paper work and the general contractor is going to pay me for my troubles. Do sign the check over, don't sign the check over, I don't care. General contractor is going to sue you into the dirt and your insurance company is probably gonna drop you. I fuckin forgot how shitty these hood booger insurance customers are. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Haha. I forgot the best part. She hired her own plumber to fix the drain stub coming out of the wall. This hood billy motherfucker has the bitch back graded. Your sink is never gonna drain until it starts filling with water. I didn't let her know either. Double fuck you bitch. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 28 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Haha. I forgot the best part. She hired her own plumber to fix the drain stub coming out of the wall. This hood billy motherfucker has the bitch back graded. Your sink is never gonna drain until it starts filling with water. I didn't let her know either. Double fuck you bitch. I mean I hope you don't keep running into customers like this but the entertainment is pure thread of it own of great stories. But for entertainment purposes, I hope there's gon a be more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 Damn so what did I miss out in the dessert last couple of days?? Tucked Carlson’s cool irl? Dark knight almost died but is good now? Yucks getting yelled at for alleged shit work? Marco is now big time bigger time ant making cool photo connects? And moogles an internet dinosaur? Sounds like a packed weekend lol. Also I need a bidet, fat Ralphy. Lost your toilet so I can see if I need to take out a second mortgage on the house to purchase 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 @NightmareOnElmStreetentry level joints like mine are like 40$ , literally the shit spraying my ass as I type this…….smh Only thing that has prevented me from upgrading is the super fancy 200$ + shits require an outlet and my bathroom electrical layout isnt ideal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, fat ralphy said: @NightmareOnElmStreetentry level joints like mine are like 40$ , literally the shit spraying my ass as I type this…….smh Only thing that has prevented me from upgrading is the super fancy 200$ + shits require an outlet and my bathroom electrical layout isnt ideal. Do you use that thing after you pee too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Does a wide shitting stance help when getting ass blasted with water? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 ^please answer this @fat ralphy 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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