dear messicans,

[FREIGHTYONE]

I worked in retail and I sure as fuck wish that people who don't know how to speak english, or can't speak it well, would learn to do so. Asking me where something in in a pitiful attempt of english just sucks from the both of us, it's almost easier if they just ask me in spanish.

 

So that being said, if I worked in a place where english wasn't the main language, you better be able to effectively communicate with me in my native tongue, or don't bother trying, I know that you took Spanish 2 (or whatever language) back in High school, but lets be real, you got a C- and you haven't been in High School for 10 years now br0.

 

Summary:

 

[Ringworm Jim]

I'm downloading Rosetta Stone right now.

[Feed Yer Ego]

I worked in retail and I sure as fuck wish that people who don't know how to speak english, or can't speak it well, would learn to do so. Asking me where something in in a pitiful attempt of english just sucks from the both of us, it's almost easier if they just ask me in spanish.

 

So that being said, if I worked in a place where english wasn't the main language, you better be able to effectively communicate with me in my native tongue, or don't bother trying, I know that you took Spanish 2 (or whatever language) back in High school, but lets be real, you got a C- and you haven't been in High School for 10 years now br0.

 

 

1. your english ain't too hot either, br0

 

2. your logic is even worse

[RIPS]

http://youtu.be/yrEjsUyadeE

[AZTEKA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEaU3kc6bkA&feature=related

what the culture has come to be. skip to 5:30 or watch the whole thing.

 

as for high school spanish, dont no messican speak that way, feel me, you gotta hang out with the "compas" to know real spanish.

[redeyedanimal]

no english speaking people speak like you were taught in school, and spanish is worse because you were probably taught by some dumb gringo that didn't know the language any better than you.

Learn spanish the way it is commonly spoken. It will help in the future at some point. But trying to be kewl by ordering in spanish is teh gayz.

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

 

 

the FUCK is this nigga wearing man!? c'm0n bAsed gOd. smh my slime, s...m...h.

[amprok]

when i was 16, i worked at taco bell. (classy!)

 

i'm not sure which i hated more. the middle aged white liberal who would try to order in broken, over exaggerated spanish, or the dumb fuck rednecks who would non ironically pronounce quesadillas "kwuh-suh-dilly-ohs"

[anything goes]

Did someone say Quesadilla?

[gasfacevictm]

Living in Mexico and watching honkies that have lived here for 5+ years get pissy because the villagers don't speak English is a hobby of mine.

[stevefrench]

Litteraly saw the same shit happen a couple days ago

 

Dumb white girl and her boyfriend : "You should serve us in spanish"

Burrito roller : "uhh.. I dont speak spanish"

 

Wanted to kick some teeth in.

[gasfacevictm]

Liberal fascist tards and their feelings of being robbed of the authentic foreign culturlal experience is hilarious.

[MrChupacabra]

WHITE PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THIS. MEXICAN PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT. JAPANESE PEOPLE LIKE SQUIDS IN VAGINA. BLEEP BLOOP BLOP. VAGINASUSHI.

[jbrshmonster]

[gasfacevictm]

TIL that BOATS N HOEZ is a fucking weeaboo.

[publicenemyno.3]

there are more mexicans that work at the sushi spots near me than japanese peoples. in fact, there's one sushi joint that is entirely owned and ran by mexicans. go order sushi in spanish at one of those spots BNH, that'd be rad.

[12packprophet]

White folk ordering in Spanish at the taco shop as corny as it seems to me?

 

Shit makes me lol

 

 

BUT

 

ordering sushi in Japanese seems like it'd be dope.

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

BNH

 

 

 

 

One of my Mexican homies is a sushi chef.

 

He could take that order like a champ.

[morton]

So how do you handle the menu being in Spanish if you only want English spoken at the taco truck? I would like to have some seasoned skirt steak barbeque wrapped in a flat bread?

[Realism]

I basically just order like a normal person. Then I get my food and eat it.

 

Maybe smoke a cigarette on the way out.

[AZTEKA]

when i was 16, i worked at taco bell. (classy!)

 

i'm not sure which i hated more. the middle aged white liberal who would try to order in broken, over exaggerated spanish, or the dumb fuck rednecks who would non ironically pronounce quesadillas "kwuh-suh-dilly-ohs"

this right here. lol.

 

Litteraly saw the same shit happen a couple days ago

 

Dumb white girl and her boyfriend : "You should serve us in spanish"

Burrito roller : "uhh.. I dont speak spanish"

 

Wanted to kick some teeth in.

Yeah fuck those fools that got that nopalero face and claim they dont speak spanish, knew a couple people like that back in high school, one girl went as far as to say she was hawain, i was like bitch you got a fuckin beaner ass name and face and you claimmin to be hawain, although i didnt say it to her, just because im a gentleman and a scholar.

[..romero..]

as much as i think its corny when people do it, sometimes that shit is necessary. when you go to a place where they legit don't speak good english, its easier to talk to them in spanish then to try and coach them through whatever you're ordering and shit. but in general i don't like to speak in spanish because i know i sound ridiculous and feel like a tool sometimes.

 

i've been watching univision like a motherfucker trying to sound less honkyish with my spanish. but it is what it is.

[gasfacevictm]

All I can think about while reading this thread is newscasters over-emphasizing the accent on Spanish words.

[El Vergudo]

wacky mexicans. gettin drunk and shootin guns. what could possibly go wrong?

 

[MOOGLE?]

 

 

lol

[fat ralphy]

that video is fucking ridiculous, my wifes family has been known to buck some shots off on new years but that shit right there is insane.

[SystemFailure]

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO CORNY LIKE THIS

 

AND THEY SURE CANT DANCE LIKE THIS

 

AND U EVER NOTICE HOW THEY LOOK LIKE THIS

[gasfacevictm]

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO CORNY LIKE THIS

 

AND THEY SURE CANT DANCE LIKE THIS

 

AND U EVER NOTICE HOW THEY LOOK LIKE THIS

 

AND BITCHES BE CRAZY, RIGHT?

 

YOU EVER BE TALKIN' TO YER BITCH AND SHE BE CRAZY?

 

BUT I LUV DA LADIEZ.

 

LET'S GIVE IT UP FO DA LADIEZ, NOW.

[Realism]

LOL U SEE HOW DEY DRIVE THO???

[gasfacevictm]

YOU DRIVE LIKE THAT IN MY HOOD AND THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD GON' WHOOP DAT AZZ.

 

MRS. JOHNSON DOWN THE STREET GON' WHOOP DAT ASS AND 10 OTHER NEIGHBORS AFTER HER GON' WHOOP DAT AZZ BEFORE YOU EVEN GIT HOME TO DAT ANGRY SOLEMN BLACK WOMAN YOU CALL MOMMA GIT TO WHOOPIN ON DAT AZZZ.

 

DEN SHE BE ALL "GO GIT MY BELT."

 

MOMMA DON'T PLAY IN MY HOOD, JACK!

[Pet]

 

 

 

"So they're trying to open these Chinese restaurants and I realize none of these guys were Chinese! They're a bunch of fatcats from Tennessee thinking they can set up a chain of Chinese restaurants good enough to fool the average American boob."