Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Apologies if I'm late on this. The title of this thread came from one of the comments on the article. Douglas Spink, Ex-Cocaine Smuggler, Charged With Running Bestiality Farm for Tourists Douglas Spink is not your typical criminal. While other, less ambitious lawbreakers tend to stick with one felonious field of study, Spink, a former drug smuggler now accused of running a bestiality farm for tourists, prefers to double-major. Spink made his fortune in his early 20's selling fitness catalogues to gyms. As a 2005 story in The Vancouver Province described him, Spink is "a fear-loving adrenaline junkie fond of snowboarding, rock climbing and BASE jumping" who also ran a dog-breeding business in Oregon. Don't want to read about mice covered in lube? Then stop reading now. Spink first got into trouble five years ago when police found $42 million in cocaine in his Chevy Tahoe. In a drug-trafficking case that would eventually besmirch two of Seattle's most well-regarded lawyers, Spink only served three years, a light sentence he managed to swing because he cooperated with authorities. His latest run-in came this week, when Whatcom County sheriffs raided his compound near the Canadian border and discovered video of a British tourist having sex with multiple dogs. Investigators were there on a tip that Spink was running a bestiality website. And it's safe to say that what they found gives credence to the charges. Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo says dogs, horses and mice were seized from Spink's property. The mice had their tails cut off, were smothered in Vaseline and had to be euthanized. Some dogs also had to be euthanized "due to their poor physical condition and apparent abuse," Elfo said. Spink was booked on investigation of three counts of first-degree animal cruelty. He's currently being held on $150,000 bail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 "The mice had their tails cut off, were smothered in Vaseline." what the fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 discovered video of a British tourist having sex with multiple dogs HELL YEAH YOU DID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 wow. Spink stinks the dog's pink. :( so effin gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 *fixed now its the best of both worlds, union jack for the dog frucking brit, and the sun and crown for Vancouver... British Columbias national flag right thurrr. and @ the story: ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Holy fuck that's nasty to the point of being almost unbelievable, R.I.P. lubed animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 See this on the news the other day. Seriously fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 lil lubers are inna better place now, where they will not be inserted into manal holes. they will not have there gapers gaped. and where they can rome freely. grazing one t-bone steaks. thanksgiving flavoured pellets and cinimon spiced hay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 RIP lemmiwinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Mice? SERIOUSLY?! Mice with their tales chopped off and lubed up must make even "normal" bestiality people cringe. Also, going from $42 million in coke to this is quite the criminal career fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazztechno Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 If you tell anyone about our little secret... I'LL FUCK YOUR DOG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 42 million?.... 3 years?.... SNITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 "police found $42 million in cocaine in his Chevy Tahoe" huuuuuum, 2 years even with being a snitch is some magical shit.... i think thats the most interesting part in the whole article. how do you FUCK UP having 42mil worth of coke? like when you are holding that much weight how do you fuck that up??? you would think at that point, you know the game well enough to know how and when to carry that much or who and when you are being watched... why not break that up into 3-5 vehicles, etc etc fucking bestiality people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 he should have put the coke in the horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Also, going from $42 million in coke to this is quite the criminal career fail lol... sayin from Scarface to "Mr.Hands" in 5 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 i think this is related to the homodungeon. /nohomo and for my 500th post i will retract myself from the bed reclining crew because i have a new computer chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 You'd think if you were running a bestiality farm then you would be reluctant to broadcast that shit over the internet. This guy obviously got too many horse cocks to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Mice with their tales chopped off and lubed up must make even "normal" bestiality people cringe. Yeah cus now they aint got shit to retrieve the mice with. /nobestiality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is just dastardly. Who the fuck seriously fucks animals? I feel bad for all those traumatized furry fuckers that got violated. This guy is a failure at all crime. Fuck him. I'm sure Canada will not make him sorry for his crimes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 canada 42 mil of coke = 3 years mice smothered in vaseline = 1 year unsupervised probation and repayment of euthanized gere toys sidenote: why cut off the tails? like soup said how the fuck you get them out after? they just die inside of you? /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 so sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 canada 42 mil of coke = 3 years mice smothered in vaseline = 1 year unsupervised probation and repayment of euthanized gere toys sidenote: why cut off the tails? like soup said how the fuck you get them out after? they just die inside of you? /nh Maybe it's more of a game that way? /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 its embarrassing to be human sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 edit. wrong thread ha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 how is fucking a mouse even possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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