LUGR Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Spending some time in the garden. Getting ready for these seeds to pop some tails. what kind of knife is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 39 minutes ago, LUGR said: what kind of knife is that? Ruko. I like little fixed blade knives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Late-Again said: school fr fr fr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 After a hasty getaway from a concerned citizen walking his canine bitch in the park who asked me if I intended to pay for writingthis kanji for "Heaven" as per my 144000 project on the supports to a set of "swings" (as there are no "swingers" in Heaven as emotionless sex is meaningless), I will happily go to court and defend myself by swearing onnthe commandments in the Bible under oath that I was sending sign to the kids of today the "right" way to live according to God Fuck that dickhead, as I wasn't about to get into a debate with a retard about semantics when I am designating the suburb we obviously both reside in as "Heavenly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 45 minutes ago, Late-Again said: wondering what the fuck reputation is and how i get some of it... Welcome to the party. Congratulations You found the greatest place on the internet. May your stay here be an enjoyable one and enjoy my first contribution to your rep by letting you know that this string of comments made me laugh iRL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 just unsubscribed to David Jones mailing list, so I am going on to play my game of "911" trying to outdo the number of casualties Obama instigated with his drone strikes as I indiscriminately target anyone I see, man, woman, child or baby as babies are double points given I give them a premature end that is devoid of the suffering their parents intend to inflict upon them by enslaving them to rhe game of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 If "enlightenment" means that you become so assured of your immortality and eternal spirit that you not only become one with God, you happily "enlighten" the NPCs you encounter as you walk around with hypothetical drone strikes for trapping me within a temporal prison whereby my chains are the money used to control me, then I will happily keep firing as I not only go about saying Prez #45's catchcry of "Your Fired" but I will laugh while doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 I figure that is why my in-laws and the Goddess I married draped a gold rimmed noose made of money around my neck when I got married as the girl has a sense of humor. Yet my divorcing myself from said noose took me recognising this fact such that I could sever my attachment to emotions and any fear of death as I become Death itself, unafraid to cast my judgement down from the drones in the Heavens above as I sterilise this place with metaphorical indiscriminate Heavenly fire. On a brighter note, I do like how they renovated this place, the shopping center where I met my wife conveniently known as Carosuel, as I will spin the wheels of death as I walk the premises laughing internally at enacting revenge upon those who abandoned God in their pursuit of Money as a means to derive happiness. Does anyone know if I can get more storage on here as I only have 46MB left, yet I know that I have so much comedy and jokes to make at the expense of NPCs I allowed to manipulate me ohysically and emotionally for far too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 And you can listen to this as I am while taking these images. and yes, for those wondering, the lightning cable coming from my backpack is the real life G-HOstbuster pack. Because I am an 80s kid forever no matter what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 and I can watch the drones I summon (airplanes) fly overhead in this seating area that gives me NYC red steps Times Square (really time is a flat circle someone wrote on here recently as clocks prove.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 at the dealership that serviced my car before I crashed it waiting on the bus. Reminds me of how in Revelation 1:17 it reads as follows, noting I have a key with the Hyundai (High and Die) logo on it, the big H standing in for Hades which reads as follows 17 When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. Then he placed his right hand on me and said: “Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. 18 I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades. 19 “Write, therefore, what you have seen, what is now and what will take place later. With what I texted my Mother today telling her of My future aspirations which revolve around having her retire to attend her garden as opposed to working on others' who are too lazy or cash rich to do it themselves, I can only laugh at how I have been the PERfect Son that any Mother would ever wish for. I will use this post to shout out Hyundai for the fact that during my 78000 kms or so of driving my Veloster Turbo, the only issue I had was the gas struts in the rear window going bad and a Master Cylinder failure that left me stranded at Shell petrol station in Margaret River for 3 days one Christmas a couple years ago, that they make a solid car I would rather use in Australia than a Lamborghini. Given my sister Sam is also an advocate as an i30 driver, and the fact that when I was working for my Dad as a window tinter who drove every car imaginable in the early 2000s, such praise from Me is something I don't give out without reason and a compendium of evidence accrued from a lifetime spent being as anal and discerning as possible. RIP to EAV aka Eve. I miss you my baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 15 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Ruko. I like little fixed blade knives. Thumb lookin long and strong! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 I haven't gotten out of bed all day. I slept in til noon then woke up and binged all of Silo that's available. Dope show. Little upset that I'm all caught up and have to wait week to week for new episodes for the next 3 months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 6/21/2023 at 4:08 PM, mr.yuck said: Ruko. I like little fixed blade knives. You should check out Mora knives. The Mora Companion is a phenomenal small fixed blade for a very reasonable price. These things are seriously bad ass! https://www.knifecenter.com/series/morakniv-mora-of-sweden/morakniv-companion-series 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 I'm layed up in bed contemplating what to do on my day of resr for the week knowing I start a Traffic Management course tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 I decided to get pizza for lunch, and in doing so, I have started to contemplate whether my day to day "reality" I experience upon waking is the actual reality based on the dreams I have whilst sleeping becoming increasingly realistic and detailed to the point whereby they appear to be leading a merger of sorts. Pretty much the Singularity in situ. The backwards winding clock shall reveal all in time I guess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 6/21/2023 at 10:25 PM, Late-Again said: wondering what the fuck reputation is and how i get some of it... you got to put in the work young huster, in this game, no one gets the tic tac's for free-ninety-nine... just a little free game on your ass before the jack move, you heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 i'm on the train regretting my career entirely 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 going through the finances.. woof I live beyond my means lucky my 1.40 cuppa soup outweighs yesterday's $18.00 viet salad/spring roll/drink combo 😂 I'm a fucking idiot. @T4M*that looks super fun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Schnitzel said: going through the finances.. woof I live beyond my means lucky my 1.40 cuppa soup outweighs yesterday's $18.00 viet salad/spring roll/drink combo 😂 I'm a fucking idiot. @T4M*that looks super fun. I hear you there about living beyond what my finances enable me to. Hence whatever rage and venom tonality implied through my posts here is directed singularly towards the frustration which emanates from such shit. Whilst I make the most of what I have, the impositions that prevent me from acquiring more currency to change this is the greatest source of my frustration. Dominos margherita pizza for $7 and a can of baked beans plus a muffin works out at about $12.50 a day and I can just survive off of this, so the fact that I can eat for less than or about $100 a week isn't bad in todays Australia. At least I have no debts other than my phone so if I can start working I should be fine provided I don't 3x my food expenses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Anyway I'm heading to my Mothers to pickup a lightning cable I left there. Perhaps I might reupload my video where I caught myself get struck by lightning in a church carpark to Youtube and post here so you can see how I am not only able to shoot lightning from my fingertips but I can survive a direct lightning bolt to the dome. As for a toaster in the bathtub blast, if the universe doesn't comply to karmically alleviate my financial limitations soon that will become an increasingly attractive option, that is, if the roommate didn't have a stack of dishes sitting in the bathtub precluding such a scenario eventuating, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Getting my eyebrows waxed like a real honkey 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Chillin and reading the oontz after what feels like a productive day that hopefully should see me progressing towards my near term goals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: relaxing after a late morning/early afternoon of maintaining the garden Did you trim the bush? I heard it helps maintain a healthy ecosystem. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Getting my eyebrows waxed like a real honkey Not too many years back you'd be called a metrosexual for that. How is it these days? You just say no homo/prohomo/yolo and wax on, wax off? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Anyhow, I'm chillin for real, just took a walk in 90+ degrees. Going to kill some time, go have a beer, and then I have a dog to pick up. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Not too many years back you'd be called a metrosexual for that. How is it these days? You just say no homo/prohomo/yolo and wax on, wax off? These days real men say wax me, perm me and spray me down with some perfume. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Getting my eyebrows waxed like a real honkey Get some lines shaved into your shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, LUGR said: These days real men say wax me, perm me and spray me down with some perfume. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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