massgraff Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Thats my shit homeboy. "Lars? What kind of name is that? Where are you from?" hell yea. i used to watch it like every weekend when i was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevieww Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 what goes around comes around.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevieww Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 sleep early.... wake up early... get that shit done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrimpFriedRice Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 if your going to ride a bike make sure it has a seat..unless ...ahhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 When you go for a shit, make sure you pull your trousers down first and wipe your arse after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donkey Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 trust your gut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 When you go for a shit, make sure you pull your trousers down first and wipe your arse after. I'm not surprised that your parents didnt teach that when you were a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I'm not surprised that your parents didnt teach that when you were a kid They did it for me - They still do if I ask them nicely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 i wish i was a mod.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 try not to sit on your balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 i also wish i was a mod, at least on some threads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 if youre looking for a job, dont smoke maryjane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 make sure that if your real name is searchable on google, that only good things come up for it. to do this: volunteer, run marathons, mentor kids, etc. this will all help in the future (ex: jobs will google your name when trying to determine to hire you, girls who are considering dating you will google your name, etc.) but avoid having your name be on google at all, that shit is scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 i discovered friction, im sure this is what landed me my job at party city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 i applied there, they aint call me back. fuck the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 eat breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i applied there, they aint call me back. fuck the world THAT'S BECAUSE THEY GOOGLED YOUR NAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 set ur self up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 hahaha probly! shit before you shower, not after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 ^^lame advice from page 3, know your history son. besides, taco butt is where its at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 paint. everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 shes not going to call you back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Never date a bitch with a baby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 unless shes into anal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Never date a bitch with a baby Word. It's instinctual for them to be lookin for a father figure for their kid. Best Buy is selling 2nd gen Ipod cases for $14 with a $15 iTunes card included. Easy way to save a buck. Not like anyone pays for music anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 It seems to me that there are a lot of posts in here that are not really tips or tricks. I will add to the trend by adding one Chinese proverb and one something my grand father once told me, see if you can tell which is which. Marry a eagle and you soar with a eagle, marry a duck and you waddle with a duck. There is nothing worse than a nigger with a clipboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 IF YOU USE GEL UNDER-ARM DEODERANT AS A SEXUAL LUBRICANT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE REAL STUFF, DON'T TELL HER UNTIL THE DUTY IS FINISHED. SHE WILL YELL: "I DON'T WANT THAT SHIT INSIDE ME, STOP NOW"!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Never date a bitch with a baby This x 1,000. I one night standed (one night stood?) a girl I'd been friends with for 13 years because she had a baby and I wasn't trying to ever get into that situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 If you google my name all you get is my IMDB. My level: get on it. Also, anyone using anything other than proper lube as lube, really needs to learn to respect the vagina. Thats my word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Baby oil is the best lube, period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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