KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 that shit is pointless, bitch YOUR life is pointless and i'm out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 It's okay if she's drunker than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pay2learn138 Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 suck my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 ^ban trolls. Keep your mouth shut when picking your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Ever since i started smoking weed as a pre adolescent i would forget shit constantly Developed a memory clause i run thru before i run out the door. It goes: Cash Keys Chronic Communication Those are the important ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 take care of your feet. i can not stress this enough. so many aches and pains can be prevented with new socks and good shoes. your partner will also love you for it. cutting a v wedge can prevent ingrown toenails. shit while you are at work, on the clock. taking 10 minutes a day to shit at work adds up to almost 40 hours per year, as good as a vacation plus the savings on TP and water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Going along with the first part of the post above me... Two things to spend extra money on are shoes and beds. Two things that support the weight of your body for a large majority of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedcarman Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 if you ever need an umbrella when out walking and it starts raining. go to any resteraunt and ask them if they found your umbrella. if they ask what it looks like. say its black. always walk like you know where you are and what your doing. most people will just let you go. when buying something online and you see a spot for a promo code or coupon code just go on google and enter northface coupon codes or whatever website your on. theres always something from 25% off to free shipping. if an officer asks you were your going, the correct answer is always HOME. if you get a call from a telemarketer, you can press 9 at any time, the call will be dropped and your phone number is put on the do not call list. 95% of companies have this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 always stay one step ahead of the irs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedcarman Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 hmmmm. let me see here. tryna help you guys out. walk on the sides of stairs to avoid or reduce creeks press 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be transferred to the operator. or mashing all the buttons work as well. or if voice activated you can say representative if you feel uncomfortable looking into someones eyes when they talk to you look at their nose or forehead, they cant tell the difference on elevators press your floor and close door at the same time to skip anyone who pressed the floor ahead of you AAA costs $26 and you get 3 free tows a year. buy it if your shoes smell. treat your feet not your shoes if you dont know somones name just say im sorry but what was your name again? they act offended but they give you their name just say no i ment your last name. bingo first and last names. dont be rude but never answer any cops questions when called for questioning. EVERYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU. THEY CANNOT HELP YOU. if you ever have to present something bring a bottle of water and if your stuck somewere drink to gather your thoughts. nobody will be the wiser the color of twist ties on bread in the supermarket indicate which day the bread was shipped fresh to the store. monday=blue tuesday=green thursday=red friday=white saterday=yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedcarman Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 if you were alive in 2006 you are one of the many recipients of Time magazine's Person of the year award. in 2006 time magazine gave "everyone" the award while making their cover as close to a mirror as possible. be sure to mark it on your resume. if you need to be sick for something publicly, eat half a cigarette. youll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy and youll look sick. in 20 minutes after eating youll aggressively vomit. a dramatic but effective way to prove sickness if war is near breaking out. invest in that nations razor blade companies. many more young men will be shaving on a regular basis. buying a new car is functionally equivalent to buying a used car then paying an exorbitant sum of money to have it cleaned if your ever doing strange or unusual in public and you're hassled look them in the eye and say im making art do you mind? you can get away with just about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 always walk like you know where you are and what your doing. most people will just let you go. THIS rub baby powder on your skin like lotion, to remove beach sand smoothly. when you travel, bring a few ziplock bags. yuu never know when you need to protect your camera/phone from getting wet. tread lightly around a bitch in a store who is carrying tampons and ice cream. -in reference to something above-last time we took apart a 9 volt battery, there was no aaa batteries inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 -take multivitamins...you can by boxes that come with 50-100 individual packages of 5-6 essential vitamins. Get them at places like Costco/Sams Club/type places -never NEVER put the pussy on a pedestal -refrain from using drugs. They're fun, but they're pointless and will not help you achieve your true potential -read books, magazines, or watch informative shows. steer clear of mindless entertainment, it literally rots ya brain.. -if you believe in religious structure or have faith in your government, try to disassociate yourself from these ideas as soon as you can, it will prove beneficial later on in life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 legit advice also, invest in sunblock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Drink 12ozprophet.com while looking at wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 if u take any advice from this thread, take mine. take no advice from this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 if you think it is, it probably is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 If you go to a restaurant and order the fajitas, they're probably only going to give you 3 fucking tortillas. Well, make and eat two of the fajitas, and then accidentally drop the last tortilla before you fill it with chicken. When the server comes by, mention it, and they'll bring you another 3 tortillas for the price of nothing, instead of 3, you get 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 or just finish the rest of the filling with a fucking fork.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 cash in on a disposable society. there is a lot of truth in "one man's trash is another man's treasure" so you've noticed that douchebags tend to get farther than you and want to know how to add a bit of vinegar to your life? Decide who you want people to think you are. Fabricate a personality that you admire. If you want, mix up styles from different types of people. Pretend you're not interested when others are talking. This shows people that they need to say something important to get your attention. This point will make people more interested in you and strive for your attention. Don't overdo it though! Some people might think that you're stuck up. Smile as if you have a juicy secret...but refuse to tell others. Whenever someone asks you if you like someone else, smile that secret smile and say "Why? Do you?" or just leave him/her hanging. do this while wearing aviator sunglasses, focusing on how portishead was so much cooler before they sold out and you are set for a fine summers eve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 or just finish the rest of the filling with a fucking fork.................... that's like saying "just wait for the ice to melt and drink the water" instead of asking for a free refill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 do this while wearing aviator sunglasses, focusing on how portishead was so much cooler before they sold out and you are set for a fine summers eve :lol: prop'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.L Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 that's like saying "just wait for the ice to melt and drink the water" instead of asking for a free refill. LOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.L Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 smoke K2 instead of real weed.[if u have monthly test] i pass every drug test i take without worry and manage to be STONED every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 its not the same though. i've tried it and its just a waste of money in my point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 the storebought stuff is shit, but if you make it yourself you can make it strong as fuck. also, if your putting that much thought into eating fajitas, your doing something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 don't put twinkies on your pizza. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roleks Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 don't put twinkies on your pizza. Thats my shit homeboy. "Lars? What kind of name is that? Where are you from?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 make a blog, sell your whack ghetto krink and put a label on it, become wealthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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