nsmbfan Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 So I thought about starting a thread asking this question but figure I will try here first. What happens if you do not pay a ER bill? Can the hospital send it to collections? Does their being a non profit change things at all? i used to sell health insurance. without going too much into detail, you are the reason it's expensive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 MY DICK IS CLEANER THAN THE FLUSH HANDLE. this black dude at this telemarketing yob i had once was called out by this one bitch for not washing his hands when he came out the bathroom he said, and i quote, "BITCH, MY DICK IS CLEAN ENOUGH TO GO IN YOUR MOUTH" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 work to live, dont live to work. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Some scumbags dont was their hands after they piss.... After you wash your hands use the paper towel on the door handle and the door. urine is a sterile solution, and your face has much more bacteria on it than your dick does. the medical industry is pushing over cleanliness to sell product and lower our imune systems (so we get sick more often and spend even more money on medication). blap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoopology Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 visits slickdeals.net or fatwallet.com before you buy anything. when food shopping start at the back of the store and work your way to the front. WHY? front of the store is high traffic = more costly product placement. Sunday newspaper are $.50 on Saturday. if a store is offering a product say B1G1F try to find a matching coupon or -$off coupon to maximize your savings. (google it) keep your eyes on these sites.. iheartcvs.com iheartriteaid.com iheartpublix.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Eater Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Eye contact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 talk shit to sluts, they love it when in doubt whip it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 urine is a sterile solution, and your face has much more bacteria on it than your dick does. the medical industry is pushing over cleanliness to sell product and lower our imune systems (so we get sick more often and spend even more money on medication). blap so after you wash your hands the first thing you want to touch is someones dick? nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 think of all the piss and deuce on a toilet handle... Never flush a toilet with bare hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Uhhhhhh... you ever look at a toilet handle? I've never seen piss or shit on a toilet handle friendo. But anyways THIS IS WHY WE, AS HUMANS, DEVELOPED AN IMMUNE SYSTEM. TO FEND OFF GERMS. Either use it or lose it. Ya Dig? .. . . . . watch this... for more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 when a toilet is flushed, not all of the water goes down. There is a lot of splash-back, which ends up all around the toilet and (depending on the toilet) spreads biowaste 4-5 ft. all around the toilet. If you can see the shit or piss, that's really gross, but there is a lot of shit and piss on public toilets that you can't see, and i'm not tryin to get someone else's waste into my body. Immune systems can't defend against some viruses or diseases, when you get it-you have it. Real talk. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 im a pussy faggot. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I enjoy eating shit. -miley and vanfull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTimberlake Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 you can bribe cops but be smooth about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 im a pussy faggot. -red. Sounds about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 GERMS! GERMS! GERMS! If you're that worried about germs, you shouldn't be using public toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngrepublican Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 listen to "World according to pretty toney" spoken word album put out by ghostface killah, found the relationship part really helpful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Next time you're at Arby's check out the back of your receipt... If you call a number and do a pretty easy survey, they give you a confirmation number and you can get a free roast beef or beef and cheddar. Or, if that's too much effort, just write down a random 4 digit number, they can't check them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Nye Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I don't know if this has already been said, but ammonia will take blood stains out of fabric. Just add a little in with your detergent (unless it is bleach). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 -Learn how to take a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 "BITCH I SAID YOU WAS FINE!!!.... DINTCHA HEAR ME BITCH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 -or- maybe learn how to give a compliment..haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 ALWAYS CARRY A JIMMY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 When you are locked up...wipe your ass by lifting your nuts and going back to front. Youll be known as a punk bitch if you stand up to wipe or if you wipe from behind with your ass hovering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 if you are ever locked up in a cold ass cell take the toilet paper or whatever they have soak it and throw it at the vent til its completely covered and cold air can no longer enter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persian Rug$ Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 don't waste your time trying to please others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I'm not sure if I've ever posted this but here is a 100% Full Proof Method To End Hiccups You got the hiccups? Are they annoying the FUCK out of you? Are you at home? Do you have peanut butter? Get a giant spoonfull of PB, eat that shit and VOILA HICCUPS GONE. This has worked every time I've ever had hiccups in my entire life and had access to PB. My grandmother taught me it when I was like 5 and I swear old people are fucking SICK at remedies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 When you are locked up...wipe your ass by lifting your nuts and going back to front. Youll be known as a punk bitch if you stand up to wipe or if you wipe from behind with your ass hovering. like prison, county, or just city jail? first nigga tried to fuck with me over wiping my ass would get a handful of shit right to his mouthpiece, zoo style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I swear old people are fucking SICK at remedies. no pun intended? dont stand facing the land when your in the ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 GERMS![/size][/size][/size][/color][/font][/i][/b] If you're that worried about germs, you shouldn't be using public toilets. if you're worried about germs, you should probably kill yourself. shit is a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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