SerialSkiller Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 quoting yall: 3) always pee after sex ---this prevents UTIs...and sometimes Yeastie Boys in girls .. Stick a house brick or something similar in your toilet cistern. It'll save water and save you a few quid a year. use an empty half gallon bottle of milk or juice full of sand or rocks. also helps with the math when trying to figure out how much ur saving tell ur girl shes a sexy bitch and ur glad shes in ur life while shes sleeping. youll get a good stinky breath kiss. use an empty half gallon bottle of milk or juice full of sand or rocks. also helps with the math when trying to figure out how much ur saving ^ What am i doing with said bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ^ What am i doing with said bottle? sounds like you're staying thirsty, man... (sorry, had to) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 1. Let yourself be impressed by things that are truly impressive weather an event, person or thing. 2. Small minds think small thoughts. Expand. Intelligence is only an insult to feebs. 3. Being a man has nothing to do with what some rapper told you to do on some bullshit album about the code of the streets and snitching. 4. Read as much as you can. 5. Let friends get credit for their hard work. You don't always need to knock people down who are doing well, nor the people who congradulate them for such. 6. Secrets should be kept. Just because it's knowable doesn't mean you deserve to know it. Go ahead and hate on me thugs and thieves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 keep your business to yourself.if you dont want something to come out dont say it to begin with...by that i mean dont trust people to keep your secrets...that should be commonsense but some people dont get it for some reason.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 dont mistake education for intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 education for intelligence is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 ha i preach that one whenever i find it suitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I guess its already been said, but before you shit chuck down a layer of tp, so the water doesnt splash on your asshole. Make sure its folded good, otherwise if you chuck it down all careless, your shit just sits on the top of it instead of going in the water and it stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 the most educated people i know can't help themselves with real world shit. book smarts != smarts regurgitate civil war info to your boss, or explain social theory to a manager... yea... you're a fucking loser with a certification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 1. Let yourself be impressed by things that are truly impressive. 6. Secrets should be kept. Just because it's knowable doesn't mean you deserve to know it. keep your business to yourself. amen and hallelujah, unfortunately people (men and women) love gossip. lemmings tend to believe whatever they hear. so not sexy. oh and don't go around saying oh yeah dude i get up oooh i paint yeah im big in this city and that city, womp womp womp. it's so fucking stupid. keep that shit to yourself! tip: don't be a lemming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 suki teaches me things.. i retain half of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty and Treat yourself, don't cheat yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Don't ignore common sense, even if it seems to go against your party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 or piss in the sink or in the tub when you shower to save water. it takes 3-5 galons to flush a pint of piss. wasteful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and... Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 /\ yellow, mellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 ^leads to a stinky bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 or piss in the sink or in the tub when you shower to save water. it takes 3-5 galons to flush a pint of piss. wasteful. I always piss in the shower. Never the sink though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD_STYLE Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Latinas will fuck for a smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 You will always get more sexy time action when you travel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 dont take advantage of a good thing. always work hard. never half ass a job, especially if it means someone will have to fix your mistake. when working with a crew or team mates, always do the most amount of work, that way they cant complain. (i.e. some lifts a bag of sand, you lift two; someone lifts two, you lift four.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 i always do that shit^ especially when i've done community service and shit, all the dudes trying to be thug as fuck would always dick around and wouldnt do shit and they always got shit for it, some even have threw down over who was gonna hold a trash bag open to put leaves in it, shits retarded. i always just did my shit and got the fuck outta there, and never got hassaled by the dudes in fact they would always give me the ill easy jobs cause they knew i would just mind my own and get shit done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Knowing you have nothing to do for the next few days, start every one of those days by getting up early rather than staying in bed and laying around. Stay motivated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 when you visit a new city-get lost in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 always put a bit of water in your latex rolling paint. and you can make a foam roller cover last if you take it home and wash it out. always hold a door open for ladies and be a gentleman if your looking to find a good girl. in a buisness deal or even dropping off a job application give the manager a firm handshake it makes a good inpression that can go a long way. hold onto a cup from a fastfood joint and get free refills for a few days. whenever you start a new hobby learn with the worst quality product. (ie if you start fishing learn with a cheap rod/reel from walmart) if you can get good with the worst thing it will make you an expert with the higher quality. if you rack over $300 of product at once you risk a felony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 ^ It's $500 here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 "Disregard Women, Collect Currency" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localmartyr Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 its hard to pull a cart, its easy to ask a cashier for some extra paper at check-out, "they'll always just hit the register button to feed blank receipt paper for you," if you have a printer and know how to size fonts, blank wal-mart receipt papar can be worth its weight in gold, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 "Disregard Women, Collect Currency" Hahah. Couldn't have said it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I always piss in the shower. Never the sink though... Why would one pee in the sink. People wash their hands, faces, even asses in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 So I am looking for a tip on how to level the burners on my electric stove, any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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