lil_spenty Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i am the advice dog in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 never read the bible. never go to church. if at all possible, try to add satan in your life[/size]. yessssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 dont ever follow trends. think for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5onit Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 when drinking from a water fountain always count to 3 before drinking the water that comes out [you never know if people spit inside or w.e] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH* Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 don't ever trust anyone and don't ever believe anything unless it came straight from the horse's mouth, or at least that's what a smart person would do hey suki imma multi millionair, drive six lambo's and own acerage in monacco. be the mother of my peen and it can all be yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 WHAT COS ID}S BACK AHAHHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The ignore function on 12oz is severely under rated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH* Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The ignore function on 12oz is severely under rated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 the grass is NOT always greener on the other side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Squeeze a condom between your index and thumb to make sure the wrapper doesn't have a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Break up with your girl if she says "I want to feel you cum inside me", when shes not on the pill, or you're just simply not ready for that. I did this, it was painful. Not because I had any attachment to her (IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN), but because she was great in bed, and I would have loved to have hit that raw-dog instead of burning rubber. Thing is, she believed that birth control would harm her or some shit, and she also believed that she wouldn't get pregnant. Trying to convince me and shit. I know I did the right thing telling that bitch I didn't want my kid coming out of her, but damn I'm always thinking how awesome she would have rocked me without a rubber in the way. Temptation dominated, I'm still often thinking about the cumbustion that could have been. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Good on ya man. Thats a hard thing to do but your a very very smart person for doin so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Pshht! Real motherfuckers wipe it on the curtain. I stand by what I said. This is about saving important $$ on tissues, not some feng shui shit. Save that dick curtain wiping for Martha Stewart Living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pull out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 dudes gossiping like little bitches is so not sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 If one of your headlights go out. replace them both but keep the one good one. so when your next light goes out you can pop in the extra until u go get em both replaced again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 never read the bible. never go to church. if at all possible, try to add satan in your life. this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 tell the truth. it builds your reputation for being honest which is a powerful reputation to have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 dont grip your cock too hard when you jerk it. it will desensitize it. when you eat pussy insert two fingers palms up and make a come here gesture 8 million times. Don't rat out anybody ever period. Shave with super hot water. After you have finished, splash cold water on your ugly mug. opens then closes the pores. learn to cook and give massages. both will get you laid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 What Bill said pretty much. If it looks like a dog, and barks like a dog, it is probably a whale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Power bill with the words of wisdom. If you enjoy weed, don't be a cheep ass, get the good shit. If a bitch has an active diary, don't do anything to her that could land you in jail. If you transport drugs in a car, make sure you got your fitted off and no black people in it. If you enjoy food, don't be a cheep ass, get the good shit. If you enjoy painting, don't be a cheep ass, get premium paint. Don't hate, regulate. for more info, make sure to listen to " the world according to pretty Tony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 if you are having a kid soon, and you want the best for him, buy bonds NOW, 50s or 100s and series EE, don't give him the bonds until they mature to full face value or save it till it gains more interest and goes over face value. my dad did this he bought me 140 $100 bonds from 1987, he gave him on my 18 birthday...so far i cashed 3 of them and i got $523.87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 If you transport drugs in a car, make sure you got your fitted off and no black people in it. :lol: :lol: :lol: My friend Cheese would always tell me this. Everytime we did something illegal he would tell me to take my hat off, he said that the police would never pull over two dudes that look like regular joes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pull out That's a risky business. And a tease. I may be a gambling man, but I play the odds that have more to gain than to lose. Don't get me wrong, if I made her prego I'd do the right thing, and I'd love the kid. But I'd be disappointed at the timing and the mother. I want an ideal spouse for that shit, and judging by how trife women are these days (or at least in my area), I'm not planning on getting married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Random, Apparently statistic wise, you got like 35% less of a chance getting pulled over with your fitted off. i dont know why people ignore these facts when they do illegal things with their car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pigs here have a saying for that "no thugs, no drugs" dressing like one - automatic suspiscion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 listen to thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 listen to thursday wtf?? this is the gayest thing i have ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 ahahahahahahahahahaha no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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