T4M* Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I just got My taxes today, My W-2. Im going to get that out of the way today with... I hope I get a decent refund and not have to owe. By the way, has anyone heard that we are suppose to get a free check from the government in june? Some about helping the economy or something. This happend before. Get That Money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 ahh yes tax time. i hope for a FAT return this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 i still owe crazy jack from last year. fuck the capital gains tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I OWE THOSE BASTARDS LIKE 6 GRAND. FUCK THEM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I don't pay taxes. EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I got like $900 back after H&R block took their cut....that's about $500 less than I got back last year, I think cashing in a bunch of savings bonds fucked me over or something Anyways, I don't get to play with my money regardless...I owe Boston probation $500, then I'm gunna give my mom 3 or $400 towards the $600 I owe her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 i hope to get some good moneys back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I haven't gotten a tax return since 1999, I all ways owe, every fucking year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 My parents owed like 6 grand last year after they lost all their dependants cuz my sister finally turned 18....my dad was rip shit, didn't talk to us for like a week haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 This will be my 4th year paying taxes, and so far I've only gotten cash back once, and I owed them about 600 each of the other two times. Most people I know get dough back too, and my aunt does my taxes for me for free. Here's to hoping I at least get a few hundred back this time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 my refund is gonna be absofuckinglutely retarded big no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 mine wil be big but Im pretty sure Im not gonna get it because I owe 3000 in medical bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 mine too will be big. neither homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I haven't paid taxes since 2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 At this point I hope the IRS stop going through the last few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Seeing as I easily paid somewhere between 10-15kK in federal taxes last year, I better get something back or the IRS is going to get a box full of shit mailed to them. Side note: My uncle who is a libertarian and at the time a business owner hates the government so he paid his taxes in pennies one year. I helped him roll them. I don;t think you can do that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Seeing as I easily paid somewhere between 10-15kK in federal taxes last year, I better get something back or the IRS is going to get a box full of shit mailed to them. Side note: My uncle who is a libertarian and at the time a business owner hates the government so he paid his taxes in pennies one year. I helped him roll them. I don;t think you can do that anymore. i made a thread about a dude who did that http://12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119829 must be your unks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 No, he paid them in Pennies, like wheel barrows full of them. He also lived in the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC and got a vanity plate that read "GOVT SUX". They tried to take it back so he sued the Virginia DMV for violating his 1st amendment rights and won. He got interviewed on CNN and everything. He is now an economics professor teaching other people how to hate the government. I'm still voting for Obama though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 yeah i need to do this soon. all of you students need to get on the hope lifetime learning credit. you can get a nice chunk of money back from school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 im still waiting on my job to give me my shit. motherfuckers! my tax guy hooks me up proper. homoblock plus this is my first year head of household. even sweeter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 H&R BLOCK, FUCK THAT. THE WE TAKE HALF YOUR MONEY BECUASE YOU CANT WAIT A MONTH DEAL. H&R SCHEME TEAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 Thats bull shit. It says im getting about 600 and I made more than 15,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 No, he paid them in Pennies, like wheel barrows full of them. He also lived in the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC and got a vanity plate that read "GOVT SUX". They tried to take it back so he sued the Virginia DMV for violating his 1st amendment rights and won. He got interviewed on CNN and everything. He is now an economics professor teaching other people how to hate the government. I'm still voting for Obama though. yeah i figured it wasnt your uncle thats pretty insane though did he just get all the pennies from the bank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I just got the smallest w-2 form ever 1.wages, tips , other compensation - 157.30 2. federal income tax witheld - 9.75 3. medicare tax witheld - 2.26 and some dickghead company I freelanced for is trying to get my ssn from like last feb for some 1099 bull;shit fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 DO NOT ..........I REPEAT..............DO NOT GO TO H&R BLOCK OR ANY OF THOSE BIG CHAIN TAX PREPARERS!!! they're a rip off. Find some in the hood cat who knows how to do your taxes and is just looking for some side hustle cash. Or some friend of your family or whatever, Or just do it yourself online if you have simple w2's with no deductions, but Don't go to H&R block. H&R block is a loan company fronting as a tax preparer. Their real business is loaning you money with big interest when you owe the govt. and/or scamming you out of your money one way or the other, so it's not in their best interest to prepare your taxes to your advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 yeah i figured it wasnt your uncle thats pretty insane though did he just get all the pennies from the bank? Yeah and saved them over the year and would roll pennies during his downtime while like watching TV or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Fuentes Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 a tax refund today in this system is like a thief stealing your wallet with 200 dollars in it, taking a 20 dollar bill out, and throwing it at your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i will preface this with the term "ALLEGEDLY": I make pretty good bank... like i will probably get somewhere in the range of 5-6 G's back this year... As stated H&R Block is a rip-off... DO NOT go to them. I have a woman who does mine who is fucking fantastic, she knows all the limits for each possible deduction before red flags go up and she only charges me $75(if your in the philly area holler and ill shoot you the #, she runs it out of her basement ninja status). I do not know how normal young people end up OWING the IRS unless you have a job that is based on TIPS. Most young people don't have any capital gains etc... But i digress, The point i wanted to make was, My wifey has permanent medical issues. She gets money from welfare food stamps full medical and is just waiting on social security to kick in... So I basically recoup everything that i pay out on the back end (n/h) via her... Do what you have to do to get over... remember taxes are UNCONSTITUTIONAL that is not some crackpot conspiracy theory it is in black and white in the constitution of these united states. Do what you have to... grab some hoodrat with 8 kids to claim... do whatever. Just don't get caught. And DONT go to H&R Block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ^^ not gonna go into details but its nice to have companies that are traditionally used to ripping people off paying for shit for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 I went to H and R Before cus i didnt know any cat who knew how to do taxes. I went to them this year to see how much i will get back and it wasnt alot. I havent confirmed the money yet cus my peps told me to go this one guy who knows this tax bullshit. I wanted to get at least 2 g's back but i dont know. How does the system work when your single? Do they take more money out or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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