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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear rapist of hotel maids,

I don't have one of those.

I will wear a bandana on my face to keep the cold out.

And just take an extra pair of clothes in my bag.

Or if it is between carrying beer and carrying clothes, I will take Sparks.

And just throw my clothes in the dryer upon arrival at my destination.

I like to cold lamp up in the cut wearing a bathrobe anyways.

Thanks for your suggestion though,

MillionDollarFashionIconOner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear eatso AND del-

 

Screw the shower. I'm going to go to the bodega to get my black and silver on. And roll in the mud on the way there.

 

-Sparks Plug Ichiban

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Mexicans,

Why does your laundry always smell like hot asshole burrito inside of a black garbage bag?

-Glik$

 

:lol:

 

Dear Gliks-

 

All the Mexicans I know smell about five times cleaner than I do.

 

sincerely,

 

Pigpen

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear job

please ease up. All the suicide attempts, fighting, and discontinued sobriety is stressing me out to the max. I just want to be at work and lurk on the internet and read my literature like I normally do. I cant if all the clients are trying to kill themselves and are having mental breakdowns. I thank you for the wake up call on the necessity of education but really all this trauma is getting to me. Its getting to the point where I am diagnosing everyone with mental illnesses and fear that poverty is around the corner with every cigarette pack I buy...not cool. ERGH maybe I should just re evaluate my work ethics though. I will start that tommorrow...I'm just saying the suicides are putting a damper on my holiday parade.

optimistic for the future- B. fish

 

dear mag-

thank you for being an awesome host. I wasnt for the UFC at first but it def grew on me to were I was like OH M GEE did that connect?!?!?! Good times....

thanks- B. Fish

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