Realism Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear American intelligence services, I accidentally downloaded a bunch of jihadist magazines written in English while I was doing some research. They were riddled with advisories to cover your Interweb tracks when searching for, obtaining, and contacting the magazine. Whoops. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear Realism Good luck getting home! decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear Fat Cunt Who Lives Next Door, Kill yourself. Best, Cool_Hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear Decy, that sucks! Money down it's ringland peoples. I ohpe you get it back! - grd Dear Rolf, I'll say it again, well done you!! - grd Dear Realism, enjoy the cavity searches and your upcoming holibobs to guantanamo by the bay, I hear it's a lovely resort. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear Paris, I'm a bit broke, and I need paint, about 300-400 cans would be good to start. Be sweet to have a replenishing stock of Montana Gold, and MTN94. Get on that. -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear Realism, Way to get informed on what the other half does. Good recon! Just watch your ass, because I'm sure DHS will be looking for you. -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 dear thread, do you think they will actually go after him or just trace his every keystroke online? I think they are a little more clever than just showing up at your door like, "hey, fuck you for looking at a website." But yeah, no more 'private browsing' for realism... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 dear Mi, fuck yeah!! - super happy grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear everyone, I'm basing my safety from cavity searches and waterboarding on two factors: one, I have very close family in the military intelligence field. Two, I'm a white male, which as we all know puts me above the law. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 ^^true story. They'd already be at my house for that shit. Dear World... Whatsupwitdat? -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 dear upstairs neighbor girl, was not sure if serious when you said E is better for you than shrooms. then realized you are 100% serious...and also have never donr either. challenge accepted...operation get upstairs neighbor girl rolling off her ass and then smash and take pictures is go. sincerely elis von scumbag six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Dear Carlos Mencia, You are not funny. A child with downs syndrome, no vocal cords and a frontal lobotomy has more humour in it's pinky than you do. Go out, buy a gun, and a litre of vodka and kill yourself. Sincerely, Comedians everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 dear senior cunstable J***** ****** you are the shinning example of why people hate cops, you and your fucking partner are the lowest form of life, i hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you, maybe your children. - had to vent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 dear mercer and scott, thanks for helping me get back onto 12oz...hopefully this time its for good :) cG p.s. by the way, did i get kicked out of TWR while i was gone?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 dear Cali I know Fist was having a problem with TWR access Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 dear decyfer, its not even on the list. so i guess i got booted out :( cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Dear Caligula, Don't feel badly, I have no idea what that is so I'd assume I never had the in to begin with. -Realism Dear work, It's cool to be able to get paychecks but some days I just want to be hungover and lazy without having to maintain employment. Today is one such day. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WedgetheRonin Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Dear a few of the people I know, Didn't ask you for much for my bday. Just that you be cool and swing a favor my way. And apparently that was too much for you. Well, I'll have to remember this next time you need something you fucking holes. You're fuckin' dead to me...DEAD! love, Wedgely Winterbottom III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Dear Wedge Happy Birthday! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 dear real, lol! cG dear mr winterbottom the 3rd, i feel your pain...i had some homies flake on my bday...but some that didn't..shows you whos real...happy birthday man. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 dear Cali glitches mang and you aren't missing anything. !@#$% dear internet you continue to amaze me i managed to watch the hunger games half nekkid in my living room the day after it came out in the theaters. so effin sweet. !@#$% dear hunger games movie i couldn't be more sick of shaky camera work way to take the vitriol out of it a solid whitewashing, i'd say !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 dear job interview in 90 minutes, GO WELL. I've prepped, done my research on the company, answered in my head all the usual questions they might ask, come up with a better version of what i did in my last role etc, fudged over getting fired etc. Please go well. schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Dear God, Please stop making people that suck. It's getting annoying. Or barring that, tolerance, maybe? Nope. I like the first one better. Thanks Dear Neighbour, Muzzle your barking rodent before I break it's fucking neck. It is almost midnight, a time which real dogs understand, is too late to be barking up a storm. Either shut it up, or I will do it for you. -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Dear periods, You have been cockblocking men for years now! I hate you!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Dear (baby n my tummy) Jayda, You seriously dont move all day then the minute I get home from work, you start to swim laps n my belly... I cant fall asleep if you dont :( <3 mama steezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 dear Cali that's why shower sex was invented !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 dear companies, hire me please -inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 dear christeezy, you must be excited though! i personally know of like 7 other females that are pregnant right now. cG dear symbols, thats way too uncomfortable...i'd rather hire a midget with a garden hose to hose out crotches down during the act. cG p.s. HI!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 hi cali! uncomfortable? :confused: !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 dear symbols, yeah, like awkward...you have to hit it doggystyle, while the girl complains about her legs hurting and telling you to be more gentle, meanwhile you're standing up and trying not to slip and hit your head, so you tell her to face you and put one leg up, but then you have to lift her stomach up and out of the way to get to it....ugh, what a mess!...uncomfortable. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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