IOU Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Dear Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup, Thank you for making my lunch awesome. Maybe I'll enjoy the sun at the park with some reading and music? IOUthinkshewill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear associates, i don't wanna have 10 missed calls everytime i pick up my phone. you guys really need to fall back. i've discussed this with another friend and he agrees. cut that shit out it's kinda gay. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear nooooo gym... cheery fir haein' the rope across the pool preventing fat old women who constently swim with their heads above water from fuckin' up meh lengths... it's fuckin' great... fuckin' great... dear wage... you are pish...however please last as long as possible this weekend... RALF!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Dear Co-worker. your stories of your bed bugs are freaking me the fuck out. shut the fuck up already and handle it. I hope i dont lose any business over it. Dear anyone. anyone dealt with this issue? or known anyone? should I be paranoid? any ways of prevention? what to look for? i got the heeby jeebies over here.. ugh (with a shiver) SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 dear sm, thats fuckin sick. kill co-worker. -PizzyP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 dear freekeenyc i had a to cull a mouse colony by hand i also used to decapitate rats. i've killed hundreds :( now i work with zebrafish. much better model organism. or cells. !@#$% dear run1ne yeah, you love huge weapons and killing small animals great. do me a favor and don't repost the story. !@#$% Dear me, shoundsh like shomebodysh keinah mad RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 dear sm maybe you should start talking about your period whenever he starts to tell those stories. bedbugs are serious shit though, the infestations are apparently super costly to get rid of maybe you should have him fired :haha: i dunno about that really but seems like a problem. i think they can live in clothes but i'm not sure good luck with that nastiness. !@#$% dear run1ne you seem like you have a brain between your ears. don't make me doubt it by getting into u mad babytalk. i know it can be a strain to imagine people feeling things other than anger but you can do it !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 dear SM, bedbug infestations suck so hard. there are ways to deal with them but the best thing is prevention. dont sleep in this coworkers bed! haha. google is your friend here for prevention if you're worried about it... -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 dear egypt/masr destroy the system! with love !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yöungdøjia. Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 dear self, stop being a procrastinator and start gettn shit done. better now than never business before pleasure. -dojia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 dear pizzy. Killing seems a lil extreme especially since its so fun to pick on her. (we got jokes for days..read below ) but im glad you will complete this task for me. dear !@#$% We work in a salon as independant contractors so its kinda impossible to get someone fired. The owners approached her and told her to handle it..and to definitely stop talking about it because it is causing a scare in some clients. There is pretty much nothing that I can say, even period talk, to a woman who lets her husband pee on her and slept with a coke can up inside her to stretch her puss out for her husband. (he wanted to be reminded of his 1st time. which by the way was in mexico. with a donkey girl.) she opted for an episiotomy even though she had a c-section. Oh yeah, and when we talk sex at the shop, and mention girl on top..she says "i cant do that position, he always falls out" Believe it or not I work in a high end salon..haha. we're a classy joint. Dear injury. After knowing the above information, you can bet your ass there is no fucking way i will be sharing a bed with this person. of course im gonna be all over google...just wondering about any personal experiences. sleep well kiddies. eS eM eX eX eL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 dear sm, yer co-werker sounds like a freak. put her on the oontz. -noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Dear smxlll If you write a book about the conversations that go on at your salon, I would definitely read it. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 dear smxxxxxllll you work with wierd people. al mi gh ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 dear smxxllll lols for days.. souls dear alllmiggity... get fri april 28 or 29 off... its big boys b day souls dear female friend.. so i thought u might be relshionship material......yeahi was wrong..dont ever tell my children what to day the first and now last time u meet them.....not fucking ok at all.... k thanks fucking die slut souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 dear freek/symbols, i never had to kill the mice, but they showed me cervical dislocation on a few mice and taught me how to do it, although i never had to do it..same goes for decapitation..shit sucked....oh yeah, killing mice in the carbon dioxide chamber sucked too. -calianimallovergulaoner dear sm, just like seyer said, i would read said book as well! cG dear souls, hey thanks again for your help. my friend is in contact with them and looks like everything is in order to go in february. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 dear sm maybe you should start talking about your period whenever he starts to tell those stories. bedbugs are serious shit though, the infestations are apparently super costly to get rid of maybe you should have him fired :haha: i dunno about that really but seems like a problem. i think they can live in clothes but i'm not sure good luck with that nastiness. !@#$% dear run1ne you seem like you have a brain between your ears. don't make me doubt it by getting into u mad babytalk. i know it can be a strain to imagine people feeling things other than anger but you can do it !@#$% dear explative, whoooooaaa.. what the hell did i do to you?:confused: Loves of the aquaitencial kind, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 dear all, ha. -red.laughs.at.misfortunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Dear RU, It means you gotta learn how to shut up sometimes. no hate. jusseyin -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 dear english cricket team, stop being failures! cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 deer sey, so i have to say what the mods want me too? rU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 of course not, it's just people have a really limited interpretation of shit said on here. it's either titties, a joke, or u mad. post whatever the fuck you want. except porn, as stated in faq you don't honestly think i care about stuff in here do you? cmon. lighten up. i care about real stuff. that happens in life. posts, threads, opinions and shit on here are just incidental. i find it funny you saw that post and got all :confused: and think i'm angry. really, what's so hard to understand? just because i'm being succinct and direct doesn't mean i have some problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 dear cali i wish i could have been more help. breaking phone at work and lusing your number sucked....if u up in feb holla...try a friday night o we can kick it.. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dear james brown... (not the dead one...) please start you business soon and give me a job so i can get away from this family business and make moneys... (no sex machine) dear english cricket team... i hope you get your fuckin' arseholes well and truly pumped... fuckin rotten... every time i watch the news and hear five minute long reports on the news of a gay fuckin' game you invented buy can't play without a team full of immigrants; i address the lady or man on TV and ask... "doo yi want tae borrow 20 pence so yi can phone some cunt who gives a fuck?!?" dear soulkillers... do you still hear from ImChristeeeezy? if so tell her i was askin' for her RALF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Derr whoever, so far this weekend i have been told not to say shit and then say whatever i want by the same person(s). i thinl< somethins goin on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dear nyquil, :loopy2: -INJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dear inj, i used to work in a motorbike shop. and one day i had a cold so i took as much nyquil as i could before i left for work. i walked into the garage and no lie the floor turned into water. i was scared shitless i was going to fall into a dude working on the bandsaw even tho i was like 12 feet away from him. i climbed up into the storage area and found a place to sleep it off for a while. true story, c00l st0ry. RU,,,,,,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dear rolf, oh yeah!...whatever happened to imchristeezy? she stopped coming on here after she met her boyfriend? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dear GaliC yir right enough actually... she did meat some hybrid handsome lookin' cunt... the last she told me wis she lost her yob, signed on unemployment, then i think joined the army or reserves... she was sound as fuck though... rare lassie... how''s yirsel' anyhoo.. it's 1am here. i'm pished... EDIT: really should've no homo'd this... soundin' like a fuckin' shirt lifter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dear rolf and cali, i get random texts from her and she is on xbox live every once in a while.... got a xmas card from her too.....so she is alive,, i will text her now after i type this.. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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